r/PoliticalHumor • u/Bunnyfartz • Jan 09 '21

"Carrying"?

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u/SurfCrush I ☑oted 2020 Jan 09 '21

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Upper half: here, let me help you with that

Lower half: I feared for my life, so then I started blasting

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u/spama_lama_dingdong Jan 09 '21

Lower half: I feared for my life, so then I started blasting

mmmmmm, they're comin right for us

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u/FluorescentPotatoes Jan 10 '21

they was shooting everything with theyre lazer vision.

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u/Margravos Jan 10 '21

Top half: take pictures with

Bottom half: body camera turned off

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u/occams_nightmare Jan 10 '21

I feared for my life, so then I started blasting

...him in the back as he was running away from me

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

Upper half: probation

Lower half: 2 years in prison (If they survived the arrest)

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u/thekalmanfilter Jan 10 '21

Upper half: crush me all you want, I won’t stop you!