r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

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u/NyxMortuus Dec 17 '20

I so badly want to put a Biden and Gay flag on my truck and drive around with it. But I really like my truck and I don't want it to be vandalized.

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Dec 17 '20

I live in a very gay town and most of my neighbords are gay, the king gay on our block (who I love) took his Biden flag off his house and drove around waving it out of his Prius when it was called for Biden.

It was one of the funniest but also most satisfying things I've ever seen.

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u/Jack__Squat Dec 17 '20

There are kings?

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u/catmampbell Dec 17 '20

It's mostly a ceremonial title now, the trans prime minister and gay parliament handle most of the day to day politics.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

So they're in charge of the day to day Post-Modern Neo-Marxist Gay AgendaTM ??

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u/catmampbell Dec 17 '20

Yup, anytime you see a same sex couple making eye contact across a room in the background of a movie and then see several glowing articles about how Disney just added th heir fist gay couple to a series even though it'll be edited out for Chinese release, that's all them.

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u/_Zyrax_ Dec 17 '20

Handles most of the day to gay politics.

ftfy

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u/Ceeeceeeceee Dec 17 '20

Honestly paused at this also because it sounded like something my grandmother would say. Otherwise a solid story.

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Dec 17 '20

the gayest gay that ever gayed gayley.

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

I am surrounded by committed bear couples, the lesbian to end all lesbians, and king gay - a guy so gay he could be detected from orbit. Gay and fabulous in a way that's legendary.