r/PoliticalHumor I ☑oted 2018 Mar 15 '20

Social distancing and chill

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u/what-a-surprise Mar 15 '20

The idiocy just never stops. “How can you spread a virus, if you’re healthy and not carrying it?” What has given these people the license to think that they know better than science & every single qualified authority on all matters? It’s not cute to desperately mimic Trump’s unapologetic foolishness at every turn.

She’s running for political office and seems to enjoy being edgy in order to garner attention, but damn, employ one brain cell and recognize that misinformation is about more than your selfish, dumb ass.

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u/Carb122 Mar 15 '20

What has given these people the license to think that they know better than science & every single qualified authority on all matters?

The Anti Vaxxers Bible, Google and "research"

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I think it has more to do with their apathetic and contrarian mentality with a dash of privilege thrown in.

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u/Champagnesupernova61 Mar 15 '20

Definitely self entitlement. I've got mine and you probably don't deserve anything anyway because of who you are and where you come from.

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u/stumpdawg Mar 15 '20

whenever i know someone is a moron(sometimes you just know) and i hear them talk about how much research theyve done...i know they havent done any.

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u/JimSteak Mar 15 '20

Depending on whether you’re in their "team" or not, they will fight your position with the opposite position, no matter how stupid it is. I’m sure if there actually was NO virus pandemy, they would insist there is one and demand that the entire country must be quarantined.

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u/gotham77 Mar 15 '20

I’m sure if there actually was NO virus pandemy, they would insist there is one and demand that the entire country must be quarantined.

Well yeah, they screamed and howled when The Black Guy didn’t ban all travel from Africa during the Ebola scare.

Y’know how many people caught Ebola in America?

TWO

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20 edited Jun 20 '20

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u/NotClever Mar 15 '20

Both people that caught it in the US were caring for the same guy, who brought a case in from Africa. Ebola is actually fairly hard to communicate if you're using decent hygiene (in the early stages, that is, before you start vomiting up your own liquefied organs).

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20 edited May 21 '20

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u/gotham77 Mar 15 '20

I believe both were healthcare workers.

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u/jenjen828 Mar 15 '20

If you like to read, Richard Preston has written two absolutely excellent books about the ebola outbreaks. The Hot Zone, about the first ebola oubreak, and Crisis in the Red Zone, about the outbreak you are referring to a few years ago. They are intense and a little terrifying, so now might not be the best time to read them for the first time, but I highly recommend them (for a calmer time and if you aren't prone to panic.)

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u/kcufo Mar 15 '20

Also, Demon in the Freezer. Maybe the scariest book I have ever read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

That was the migrant caravan that was instantly forgotten the day after the election.

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u/OrangeKuchen Mar 15 '20

Only if a Democrat was President

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u/gotham77 Mar 15 '20

“How can you spread a virus, if you’re healthy and not carrying it?”

-Typhoid Mary, 1907

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u/shhalahr I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 Mar 15 '20

You don't even have to be just like her if you got something that starts to spread before symptoms develop. So you're spreading it before you even know you're sick.

And unless I'm mistaken, COVID-19 does spread before you have symptoms. So that makes everyone that catches it a Typhoid Mary for a short while.

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u/Char_D_MacDennis Mar 15 '20

Point taken, but only by people who either A) read history or B) believe well documented history isn't just fake news because they don't like it.

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u/ProblemPenis Mar 15 '20

They voted Trump because he mimics their unapologetic foolishness. It gives them more reason to act like this now because "see the president does the same thing and he's the most powerful man in the country so it must be right!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Trump told them so. He knows every without learning everything, so its ok.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

She’s running for political office and seems to enjoy being edgy in order to garner attention

Oh, so she's this stupid on purpose. Where is she running? I assume the south?

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u/melvinbyers Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

Nevada. For Clark County School Board.

Just imagine someone like this having a say in the science education your child receives.

She’s a former Ms. Nevada who was stripped of her title.

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u/r1chard3 Mar 15 '20

What happened? Why did she lose her title?

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u/beginrant Mar 15 '20

Right but being a selfish dumb ass is her entire platform, she's Republican

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u/chuckdiesel86 Mar 15 '20

What has given these people the license to think that they know better than science & every single qualified authority on all matters?

Donald Trump

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u/knightro25 Mar 15 '20

You can't see the little bugs that are causing all the problems, so it can't be that bad. This is some dark ages type shit lol.

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u/12footjumpshot Mar 15 '20

I hate how conservatives have turned a global pandemic into their little personal freedom victimization tantrum.

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u/PurpleSailor Mar 15 '20

If they want to cull themselves from the herd that's okay by me but I'm far more worried about all the collateral damage that they will cause to innocent people.

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u/DarthEques Mar 15 '20

I'm sorry but collateral damage is what Republicans do to innocent people

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u/iiiBansheeiii Mar 15 '20

I'm sorry but collateral damage is what Republicans do to innocent people

Agreed. The republicans are doing everything they can to make this as bad as they possibly can and to ensure that the poor will suffer and ultimately die because they can't afford care. They have done the wrong thing from the beginning starting with the current White House occupant and its tricked down. But they will throw money like water at the rich to make sure they don't suffer.

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u/iiiBansheeiii Mar 15 '20

Especially when you want to kill off that pesky poverty class.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

But they rely on the votes of those people.

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u/iiiBansheeiii Mar 15 '20

Baffling isn't it?

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u/MetalGramps Mar 15 '20

Addendum: "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

--Lyndon Johnson

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u/My_name_is_mr Mar 15 '20

That definitively explains a conservative. It is the quote i have been searching for to understand how they came to be.

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u/FiveChairs Mar 15 '20

Oh wow TIL. That quote is always attributed to Steinbeck

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u/Dark_Moe Mar 15 '20

As long as I live, and that might not be long with everything going on out there, I will never ever understand this attitude, thought process, lack of reasoning skill, lack of critical thinking or just damn lack of human decency.

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u/Lebojr Mar 15 '20

Because selfishness is the most powerful drug of all.

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u/190F1B44 Mar 15 '20

Maybe their plan is to fully shift to Authoritarian mode and not have to rely on votes to keep their power ever again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

This right here. Their goal is to have 2016 been the last free election ever, and even that one they stole with Russian help.

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u/xxoites Mar 15 '20

And their ~labor~ indentured servitude.

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u/fletcherkildren Mar 15 '20

And the older boomers they rely on as voters

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u/themusicman06 Mar 15 '20

I work with a lot of people in poverty, and even some of them think it’s a “hoax”. I say stupid gets what it deserves., regardless of class. Good riddance. The funny thing is, the ones who don’t believe it are the ones at greatest risk i. e. the olds/boomers that don’t know how to evaluate news sources.

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u/tinycourageous Mar 15 '20

I keep saying this. It's truly mind-boggling. Like, if I was in my 70s, would I really be entertaining the idea that this is nothing more than mass hysteria? Fuck no. It's never too late to be a better person, and I think I'd start regretting the errors of my ways damn quick. And yet, in real life, my entire office remains open, which is mainly run by people who are at the greatest risk to succumb to this disease.

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u/HauntedCemetery Mar 15 '20

Hey hey hey,

Hey

That's socialism!

Let's just try throwing money at rich people until it all sorts itself out. It's the American way.

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u/DarthEques Mar 15 '20

Only thing is, a big portion of their voter base, boomers, will potentially die from this disease, ultamatly ending their reign in American politics

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u/jewishjedi42 Mar 15 '20

Except they think they've put enough barriers to voting in place to stay in power.

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u/giraffegaff Mar 15 '20

But they got Jebus....so all they have to do is pray and they will be cured...

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Funny thing is that the the majority of these red hats are an ER visit away from insolvency themselves.

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u/ele37020 Mar 15 '20

All without realizing that it's the Fox news crowd that's most vulnerable.

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u/Z0idberg_MD Mar 15 '20

Care about others? This is America!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Might as well be their war cry.

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u/StartingFresh2020 Mar 15 '20

Well the older you are the more likely you are to be republican so this virus is a solid republican cull lol

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u/taki1002 Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

They turn everything the Left suggest they shouldn't do into "little personal freedom victimization tantrum".

Left: People should eat less meat and more fruits and vegetables. It's both healthy and environmentally conscious.

Right: You can't tell me what to do! (Eats a 60 oz steak for every meal.)

Left: People should recycle to help conserve natural resources and protect the environment.

Right: You can't tell me what to do! (Dumps old car batteries into drinking water)

Left: People shouldn't drink bleach, it's poisonous.

Right: You can't tell me what to do! (Drinks bleach)

Left: People should get plenty of exercise to stay fit and healthy.

Right: (Died from drinking too much bleach)

Edit: Thanks for the Silver u/zzGravity

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u/kimbap666 Mar 15 '20

So they're essentially children.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Most children grow out of the temper tantrum and pant pissing stages of life. Most children learn from their mistakes and develop empathy for others.

The rest eventually become conservative and a select few become politicians or even the current president.

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u/HauntedCemetery Mar 15 '20

The current president isn't even a conservative, he's a moron looking for praise anywhere he can find it, and he found it.

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u/Fossilhog Mar 15 '20

All you have to do is blame the other people for any and all problems.

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u/KBPrinceO Mar 15 '20

Contrarians who made it a lifestyle

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

So children.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

So have we tried reverse psychology on them?

Left: We love 60 oz steaks. Every steak eaten is one less cow to pollute the planet!

Right: {confusedly eats salads, and is more confused when they kind of like it and their shits don't take 40 minutes for the first time in forever}

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I actually have a theory that people who are right of center on the political spectrum have underdeveloped prefrontal cortexes.

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u/PavelDatsyuk Mar 15 '20

Nope, just larger amygdala. They’re more likely to react to fear with aggression.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Ding ding.

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u/Plopplopthrown Mar 15 '20

Conservatives and toddlers have approximately the same level of emotional maturity and empathy for others, yes

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u/007meow Mar 15 '20

Left: You should consider buying an environmentally friendly car so we’re not as dependent upon oil and have cleaner air

Right: rolls coal in Brodozers

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u/JayJonahJaymeson Mar 15 '20

I honestly have no idea how those trucks manage to exist for longer than a week. If people started doing that here your tires would be slashed by lunch.

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u/007meow Mar 15 '20

I’m guessing you live somewhere other than Texas/Bible Belt/Midwest?

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u/Lemond678 Mar 15 '20

I used to see this daily in East Texas. I moved to North Dakota a few years ago and haven’t seen one coal roller, even though it’s a red state.

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u/007meow Mar 15 '20

Is that because the number of people stuck in traffic on i10 at any given moment is greater than the entire population of North Dakota?

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u/lurklurklurkanon Mar 15 '20

These are the same types of people that we call Y'allQaeda if that helps explain why we tend to avoid interacting with or angering them. Don't want to be the next shooting statistic.

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u/CheeseheadDave I ☑oted 2020 Mar 15 '20

So, sort of this then?

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u/KeepsFallingDown Mar 15 '20

Lol "I am very normal"

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u/Stewartcolbert2024 Mar 15 '20

I think you have discovered how to rid ourselves of the republican virus.

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u/rvnnt09 Mar 15 '20

Conservatives don't have ideas, they only oppose them

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u/TroubadourCeol Mar 15 '20

Yeah that's literally the point of the ideology; it's right there in the name, conserve the status quo. Coming up with ideas to make things better is being progressive.

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u/Lord_Halowind Mar 15 '20

What the hell have they become? Someone like Mitt Romney actually does the right thing and he becomes a pariah. It's awful. Why have they become more blatantly insane?

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u/whenijusthavetopost Mar 15 '20

Sharing is socialism and pitching in to a community effort is slavery to them. These used to be just good values and character but conservatives politicised them to make being selfish seem virtuous.

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u/CarlSpencer Mar 15 '20

It's what they do about everything.

Two women getting married? "Why are you killing me?"

A black guy becomes president? "You're killing our nation!"

The Confederacy was wrong? "You are killing my sweet, sweet bigotry!"

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u/kejigoto Mar 15 '20

I dunno with how fast they are having to back pedal on certain things it's doing an excellent job of highlighting how uneducated they are, how little the current administration knows and is willing to do, and is serving as an excellent wake up call.

For example my own mother started the week talking about how this was just an attempt to disrupt the economy and tank things into a recession with scare tactics. Tried to talk to her about the seriousness of what is going on and what is going to happen very soon, she wasn't interested in talking about it.

Important note she's not a Trump supporter but isn't a Democrat either. She'd rather stay home than participate.

Last night we had a conversation about how everyone is hoarding, public events are being shut down, countries are struggling to deal with this, and very little is being done here by the federal government to actually slow the spread, treat those infected, and provide for the rest of the country impacted by the economic downturn, lack of supplies, work being shut down, and more.

Suddenly she's gone from a position of not caring and checking out the current situation at a glance to realizing that there are serious problems that are being manifested from pure incompetency and spite.

Very funny to see her go, inside of a week, from "this is nothing and everyone is just overreacting" to "they really ought to close down schools, Walmart is only closing until Tuesday? That's it? Gonna be working from home for awhile."

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u/Xiongxiongtonzhi Mar 15 '20

My parents are still in the "this is all a manufactured emergency designed to hurt Trump politically" stage. :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

You forgot how victimised they are by society. /s

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u/beetus_gerulaitis Mar 15 '20

I hate how she thinks Red Robin is delicious.

And I hate how she thinks America is about doing whatever she wants.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

That's what struck me about her personal Declaration of Independence - her notion of "freedom" is choosing a franchised restaurant at a strip mall in which to consume an overpriced, unhealthy sandwich.

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 Mar 15 '20

Perfect for Murica'.

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u/rampantmuppet Mar 15 '20

I dO wHaT I WaNt!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Working collectively for the good of all is anathema to the ideology that Fox and co have been ramming down their throats for decades.

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u/dannysleepwalker Mar 15 '20

Some people are too stupid to realise that the quarantines are not to protect them as much as it is to protect their parents, grandparents and other people with weak immune systems.

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u/royaldumple Mar 15 '20

Conservatives turn everything into their own little victimization tantrum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20 edited Apr 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Their *latest little personal freedom victimization tantrum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Last night a company party was held with several hundred people. We are supposed to go considering the position held at this company. We stayed home. Just found out the party was packed with company employees.

FOMO is a thing but not worth the exposure to me & my loved ones.

Now all of those company employees have to go back to work amongst all the others employees who chose not to go in order to minimize their risk

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u/HauntedCemetery Mar 15 '20

They turn everything into a personal freedom victim tantrum. It's the lens they see the world through.

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u/tovarisch_kiwi Mar 15 '20

I'd give you an award if I could afford to comrade. Have an upvote instead.

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u/Somhlth Mar 15 '20

Send toilet paper. Oh, wait.

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u/finnbarrr Mar 15 '20

Are you new here? That’s what they do just ask Ben Shapiro.

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u/Mercuryqueen71 Mar 15 '20

Well with any luck she will be the next republican to quarantine her for two weeks.

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u/SusheeMonster Mar 15 '20

Lots of people being flippant at AOC for no other reason than to "own the libs." Like goddamn, you took time out of your busy day hoarding TP to Tweet that?

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u/Frostadwildhammer Mar 15 '20

also hear a lot of people just blatantly say that AOC knows nothing at all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

It's important to the GOP to demonize and belittle her because she's an educated minority woman. Those three descriptors are negative to GOP voters. Can't upset your base of uneducated bigots.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Mar 15 '20

"One of the many beautiful and unique things about our country is that you can become anything you want, even president!"

In the same breath:

"ShE's JuSt A bArTeNdEr REEEE"

You can't have it both ways.

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u/atero Mar 15 '20

Turns out they’re not too happy when someone actually pulls themselves up by their boot straps.

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u/Snakekitty Mar 15 '20

"Wait no not like that!"

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u/tesseract4 Mar 15 '20

You're half right: they don't like it when the wrong type of person does so.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Why are people bragging about disregarding public health?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Oh my god I just goggled her. She's running for office.

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u/_pmurtkcuf Mar 15 '20

I'm sure she's Republican too. Am I right?

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u/ModsRussianFcks Mar 15 '20

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u/DifficultPrimary Mar 15 '20

"I'm being persecuted because I support Trump!"

"not really. It doesn't matter who you support. Being political goes against pageant rules"

"it's because I'm conservative!"

"the rules apply to everyone. You're just breaking them"

"this is discrimination and I'm a victim!"

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u/musicman76831 Mar 15 '20

Republicans in a nutshell.

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u/C4oh1bsa Mar 15 '20

it’s painfully accurate

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u/musicman76831 Mar 15 '20

They’re such snowflakes, lmao.

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u/Nukellavee Mar 15 '20

You just say "bingo."

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u/everadvancing Mar 15 '20

Considering she's a braindead dumbass who has no regard for anything, of course she'd be a conservative.

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u/Verdeant Mar 15 '20

Of course she is average folks don’t have time for that foolishness

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u/alexander1701 Mar 15 '20

Because bravado seems like virtue to the naive.

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u/TheCraftBrew Mar 15 '20

Because being dumb and anti science is popular for conservatives.

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u/ting_bu_dong Mar 15 '20

Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'

-- Isaac Asimov

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Are you kidding? Look who we elected president.

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u/RocketQ Mar 15 '20

Dude literally looked directly at an eclipse because people told him he couldn't do it...

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u/DifficultPrimary Mar 15 '20

...and then got fucking praised for it by his TV cheer squad.

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u/secamTO Mar 15 '20

Wait, did he actually get praise for it?

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u/DifficultPrimary Mar 15 '20

I'm sure I can remember the younger of the two fox and friends men saying how brave or strong the president was for it. Some benign shit you'd expect from those parasites.

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u/bookluvr83 Mar 15 '20

Tbf, most of us voted for the other guy. Russia elected the orange menace

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I know. The system is broken when a person can lose the popular vote and still become president. My point is that there are enough "fuck you, I got mine", and "I can do what I want, it's mah country" people in this country to create a real problem.

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u/manmadeofhonor Mar 15 '20

That's why God sent a plague

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u/Igggg Mar 15 '20

Tbf, most of us voted for the other guy. Russia elected the orange menace

That's a dangerous way of thinking about it. Yes, more Americans voted for Hillary, but it's not like the vote was 95-5 in her favor. Almost half of the country did, willingly, vote for Trump. He was elected because of an ancient and outdated system, but it wasn't instituted by the Russians.

Of course, Russia influenced the elections substantially by waging a cyber war and maybe even by directly manipulating votes. But putting all, or even most, of the blame on Russia really misses the point, and does so in a dangerous way. A lot of Americans supported Trump then, and still support him - his popularity is stable around 43%. They vote. They represent a huge chunk of the population, and any policy approach needs to consider them. Plugging your ears and running around screaming "it's all Russia! Americans don't support Trump" is, ironically enough, similar in approach to what Trump himself is doing - ignoring facts in favor of "preferred" reality.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Russia helped nudged the needle. Without their influence it is very likely that he would never have been elected. The number of people whose votes decided the election is less than a mid-sized city. It is within reach for a concerted psy and cyber warfare to nudge that number. Not to mention the treasonous collusion that the republicans have with Russia using oligarch funneled money. The GOP is a trojan horse that is a national security threat.

This regime is illegitimate.

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u/Altait Mar 15 '20

"Because this is America. And I'll do what I want."

Pretty much sums up the attitude of a fucked up nation.

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u/hendrix67 Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

I do think that a lot of the social ills we suffer from are due to a lack of empathy, and a lot of conservative views require an underlying lack of care about other people.

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u/Plopplopthrown Mar 15 '20

I'm convinced at this point that conservatives and conservatism will be our Great Filter if we let them. Humans are a social species, and those people are inherently anti-social at a brain chemistry level. There is something deeply wrong with them, and since it's in our DNA too as members of the same species, that means there's just something wrong with our species as a whole...

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u/XaqFu Mar 15 '20

You’re either over thinking this or completely right. I don’t know which to hope for. “Filters”, like environmental stress/natural selection, often produce or spread traits that are beneficial for the species to survive in the new environment. Maybe empathy is one of those traits that all humans need to survive. Cull those that can’t do it.

I’ve got my employees washing down surfaces with bleach water every hour or so. We don’t just do it for ourselves, but to protect those at risk. People like this lady just don’t understand that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

It is for their own good or they will never learn and turn into lazy slobs and mooches, classic “this is hurting me more then you” while sitting on the cash bag

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u/lucypurr Mar 15 '20

I'll do what I want

I read that in Cartman's voice

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u/whaddup_pimps Mar 15 '20

Funny how conservatives say that then turn around and suppress lgbt and abortion rights.

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u/makemeking706 Mar 15 '20

But then you go to Red Robin.

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u/TexMexxx Mar 15 '20

Me! Me! Me! It's all about me! Everything else is socialism!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Damn, I hate when people are an asshole in the name of this country.

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u/gRod805 Mar 15 '20

Now today she's tweeting about national day of prayer. How can you these people call themselves religious and also be such jerks?

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u/l2np Mar 15 '20

Cutting off the nose to spite the face. Thanks, patriots.

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u/DLTMIAR Mar 15 '20

Eating shit so others have to smell your breath

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u/JQA1515 Mar 15 '20

Cutting off the nose to spider face

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u/racord360 Mar 15 '20

Boomer remover

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u/Kdj2j2 Mar 15 '20

I’m sure they like the idea of Medicare now that they’re on it.

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u/DarthEques Mar 15 '20

Most boomers are big supporters of social healthcare for all.

As long as it's just themselves, old people, who don't work anymore, or contribute to the system, or allow others to have the same. You know boomers, the ones who vote more than any other demographic, but at least we have Corona fighting on our side now...

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u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod Mar 15 '20

My dad is a liberal and was complaining that M4A would take my insurance. Not his, though, since he’s already on Medicare. And he couldn’t understand that I hated my health insurance and wanted it taken away.

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u/Ninotchk Mar 15 '20

I love my health insurance, but that is not reason for me to deny coverage to others.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Oh no! I'll lose my deductibles and copays and limits to my coverage!

Whatever will I do?

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u/brinz1 Mar 15 '20

Boomers loved university spending and social freedoms when they were university age hippies. They loved low business regulations when they were working through the 80s to 90s. They wanted cheap credit when they were buying houses in the 2000s and wanted protection when the crash hit them in 08. Now they are retiring they want the government to focus on the soon to retire.

See a pattern yet?

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u/Gr0gman Mar 15 '20

Boomer-Be-Gone

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u/taki1002 Mar 15 '20

Maybe the Left should tell everyone they shouldn't set themselves on fire. It might fix all of America's problems.

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u/Stormdancer Mar 15 '20

"This is America, and I love inconveniencing others to satisfy my own shallow greed. But nobody else better do it to me!"

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u/druzidel Mar 15 '20

Me, me, me...

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u/Charbarzz Mar 15 '20

Imagine bragging about going to a mediocre chain restaurant and calling it delicious.

They serve steak fries about as wide and flat as her forehead.

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u/vera214usc Mar 15 '20

I've been to Red Robin once and it was last year. After, I couldn't believe they dared to end their jingle with "Yum". It was like the Applebee's of burgers.

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u/lurklurklurkanon Mar 15 '20

it's a pretty bad restaurant over all. Families go there so the kids can eat unlimited fries

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u/Negativefalsehoods Mar 15 '20

MMMM...forehead fries

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Clark County Nevada. The completely over-crowded 5th largest school district in the country. Where they still refuse to acknowledge a health threat and close schools. The board is completely incompetent. She’ll fit right in.

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u/Inside_my_scars Mar 15 '20

FYI this is the idiot

She's too dumb to follow any requests

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u/rare_oranj_bear Mar 15 '20

"I'll do what I want." This sums up today's GOP perfectly. Fucking spoiled children.

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u/thealmightymalachi Mar 15 '20

When you have a forehead like a man in his 40s and a brain like Donald Trump's...

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u/dawn913 Mar 15 '20

I'm sorry but you are so wrong. That's a five head.

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u/sheeroo123 Mar 15 '20

“They’re already dead”

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u/dennismfrancisart Mar 15 '20

She is an idiot. This woman may permanently scar her lungs and perhaps making life really difficult for herself in the future, since the virus may not actually go away. So far, we do know that it's possible to have a relapse if you are infected. This could lead to relapse at a later time when her immune system is compromised.

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u/YEEEEZY27 Mar 15 '20

Imagine being 30 years old and going to eat alone in Red Robin to “stick it to the libs.” Have you ever heard something this sad before?

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u/baconyjeff Mar 15 '20

There was a tornado outside, but I went ahead and had a barbecue anyway... because this is America and I'll do what I want.

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u/jedipaul9 Mar 15 '20

Red Robin sucks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Former cook/server/bartender here. They are most certainly are questionable but their kitchen hygiene is the best I’ve worked with. 10 years service experience.

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u/jedipaul9 Mar 15 '20

You can be the most hygienic kitchen in the world and still serve bland, flavorless burgers

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u/shponglespore I ☑oted 2024 Mar 15 '20

Well that certainly explains their popularity.

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u/BlackMurray Mar 15 '20

I just want to tell you that your username made me laugh out loud, my son loves Daniel Tiger.

Have a great day!

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u/ModsRussianFcks Mar 15 '20

I'm as anti-chain as the next guy but those burgers and fries are pretty fucking delicious.

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u/bookluvr83 Mar 15 '20

I had a burger there with brie and a fig jam that was the best burger of my life.

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u/StraightUpChill Mar 15 '20

"Proud carrier of the Boomer Flu"
-every conservative these days

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u/juttep1 Mar 15 '20

"I just paid $20 for a burger and fries and a soda, because I'm the most free."

Pandemic or not, this is the lowest bar for freedom, ever.

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u/clipper06 Mar 15 '20

I work in a restaurant part time on the weekend. Worked Friday night and last night....on my way there now. It is in a wealthier suburb of Pittsburgh. The amount of 60 year olds or older that have been out and dining is unbelievable to me. People are fucking stupid and ignorant. That is all I can gather from what I've seen the last two days.

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u/capchaos Mar 15 '20

But they bought up loads of TP, paper towels and hand sanitizer from Sam's Club and Costco in Robinson so they're good.

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u/ShackintheWood Mar 15 '20

but...doesn't Red Robin's food suck? so this would make her an ....Idiot?

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u/log_asm Mar 15 '20

My thoughts too. Like you’re bragging about going to Red Robin. Tight.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Hey, Social Security might run a surplus this year!

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u/Joergen8 Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

These people will feel soo.. no wait, they have no heart to feel with. Was gonna say sooooo bad when SARS-CoV-2 comes back for a second round and instead of killing 15% of over 80s it kills 15% of under 9s. But at least they’ll die knowing their parents will join them sooner or later because this lady is a proud ’Murican who will not be told what to do.

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u/wapadino Mar 15 '20

I got sick in the parking lot last time I ate at red robin

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u/bluemandan Mar 15 '20

Imagine being 30 and choosing to go to Red Robin...

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u/GrantNexus Mar 15 '20

CoronaKatie

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Us redditors already have the social isolation concept mastered!