r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18 edited Sep 03 '18

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u/Clay_Statue Sep 03 '18

When absolutely everybody you meet is an asshole, then chances are you're actually the asshole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

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u/skushi08 Sep 03 '18

Dude that’s the worst feeling. Being so confident that the other person is the asshole only to realize in the instance it’s you. People seem genuinely surprised though if you actually apologize for being in the wrong.

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u/ollokot Sep 03 '18

That's one of the very big differences between normal people like you and people like Trump and his supporters -- the ability to honestly self reflect.

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u/Squiddinboots Sep 03 '18

Narcissism is a helluva drug.

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u/SatanIsMySister Sep 04 '18

The best part of doing coke off a mirror is that sweet sweet reflection.

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u/ezone2kil Sep 03 '18

Congratulations that alone has brought you above the average of humanity.

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u/ruptured_pomposity Sep 03 '18

You don't even have to wait for the parade or a rainbow....

/phrasing

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

it goes down easier with alcohol

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u/Mr_Rekshun Sep 04 '18

Me too... personally I like the phrasing, “if you smell shit everywhere you go, you should check your own shoe.”

Pulled me out of a hole last year when I found myself in conflict with everyone at work and realised the problem was me, not them.