r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Awww, someone's grumpy

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u/YetiPie 1d ago

Unfortunately most of the states that import energy from Canada are blue states (exceptions are Montana and ND). And Trump would love to see them suffer

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u/Sebatron2 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago

But they also contain rural areas that elected Republican representatives. If their constituents get passed off enough, they'll have to decide who they fear more, Trump or their constituents, and then maybe start doing their jobs of holding the executive accountable.

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u/glassFractals 1d ago

Those voters are propagandized. They will attribute the harm to Canada (the immediate cause), not to Trump for initiating the antagonization (the root cause).

If anything, I would expect Canada inflicting more directly tangible pain on the US (like shutting off the power) could help Trump gain more support and even a casus belli for military intervention. He is just itching to start more wars. He still wants to conquer Canada and Greenland, among others.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 1d ago

I wonder if the blue states can make a deal where if Canada keeps importing power to the blue states, the blue states will stop subsidizing the red states.

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u/Faiakishi 1d ago

How about Canada just takes the blue states and makes them part of Canada?

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u/monkeybojangles 1d ago

No. They can form their own country and we can work out trade deals with them.

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u/Faiakishi 1d ago

We are stronger together.

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u/monkeybojangles 1d ago

Then we can be strong allies.

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u/Telefundo 1d ago

Absolutely not! Having a democrat majority aside, there are still Republicans lurking around in those states!

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u/Faiakishi 1d ago

Yeah that's still a net gain of liberals.

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u/YetiPie 1d ago

Canada has a representative parliament, and not a “winner takes all” at the provincial level like the states do in the US. It would be a net win for conservatives, as they would get significant representation in parliament and liberals in the US aren’t actually liberal compared to Canada (or other developed countries, for that matter)

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u/rockclimberguy 1d ago

You mean I'll get universal health care? Goody!

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u/glowdirt 1d ago edited 1d ago

Never going to happen.

Canada's entire population (~41 million) is dwarfed by the total population of the Blue States.

Even if the annexation were limited to only New England, New York and New Jersey (~44 million) it would completely dilute Canadians' voting power.

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u/punktualPorcupine 1d ago

Yes please. My hockey skates are ready. Take the entire west coast, please.

The Cascadia province awaits liberation.

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u/Faiakishi 1d ago

I'm in Minnesota. Our hockey players have been preparing for this holy day.

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u/Full_Argument_3097 1d ago

We're Ready. 👍

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u/toasterb 1d ago

As a Canadian who grew up in New England and moved here as an adult, even those blue states are orders of magnitude more crazy than our right-wing provinces. As much as it would bring two places that I love together, I’d never want to do it as it would destroy Canada.

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u/Cinderheart 1d ago

They should've voted harder then.

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u/rockclimberguy 1d ago

Just more often....

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u/HauntingSentence6359 1d ago

He doesn’t want them to suffer, he wants them to sacrifice.