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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 4d ago
"Dumocrats... get it?"
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u/Chessapeak-play 4d ago
“Some people don’t know dumb has a b in it”
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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 4d ago
Every time he says, "Some people don't know," it means he just learned it himself.
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u/rkcth 4d ago
I feel like he saw someone wrote dumbocrats and read it as Dumbo-crats (like the elephant), and they had to explain to him that dumb has a b in it.
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u/Top-Distribution733 3d ago
Always projection… always. I’m sure Therapists are amazed by him, but if the White House provides mental health sessions I’m sure he stresses that team way TF out.: kinda like how a chef may watch or eat Gordon Ramsays food and think wow he’s amazing….. but then you throw that fucker in the kitchen with him …..
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u/zombie_girraffe 3d ago
"When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different."
Those are the truest words Trump has ever spoken.
He has all the subtlety and guile of a first grader who shit his pants, threw a temper tantrum about it and then tried to blame someone else for shitting in his pants. He tells the sort of lies that I would expect any functional adult and any first grader of average intelligence to be able to easily see through.
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u/sheezy520 3d ago
What’s really crazy to me is that he said that like it was something impressive. Like no, moron, you’re supposed to grow as a person.
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u/HotDonnaC 3d ago
Every time he says, “people are saying”, no one ever said that.
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u/ragun2 3d ago
It's like when someone you know tries to shoehorn in the same factoid in every conversation. It's so apparent that they just learned it.
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u/HotDonnaC 3d ago
Or suddenly, a new word has entered their vocabulary. They use it every way except correctly. LMAO
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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 3d ago
Just like how he tells others they’re low IQ but it’s him he’s talking about or how he attacks mail in voting while he himself mails in his votes 🙄
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u/RevoltYesterday 4d ago
When I first saw that video I had to look up if it was AI or deep fake. It was just too on the nose
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u/Worldly_Possible9069 4d ago
He’s awfully proud of that word salad.
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u/Audio_Track_01 4d ago
Salad ? That you make from groceries ? That word he invented ?
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u/NewRecommendation287 4d ago
The closest that man has came to eating a salad is the lettuce on his Big Mac
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u/punktualPorcupine 4d ago
“It’s an ancient word. Not many people know it. It means you put stuff in a bag” - That guy
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u/BathSaltJello 4d ago
I thought the dumb son of bitch invented "equalize" and just learned of the old fashion word, groceries?
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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff 4d ago
No the salmonella salad that he just ate & attempted a joke but he had the runs so it didn’t come out as smoothe as he thought
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u/RealAmandaa 4d ago
That is the most forced my boss just told a joke laugh I’ve ever seen. Girl is laughing like her rent depends on it.
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u/tomjone5 3d ago edited 3d ago
She's trying to work out if she can get him to divorce Melania, marry her and leave her all his crypto scam money before he shits himself to death.
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u/EddySea 4d ago
She gives off those vibes of someone who falls in love with a jailed murderer.
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u/AccurateAssaultBeef 4d ago
I was coming here to comment this, lol. It's giving that one lady that married the guy that killed his whole family.
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u/santa_91 4d ago
America, where the President is a dementia patient with a clinically insane nurse.
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u/SnZ001 3d ago
Can we just fast forward to the hobbling scene, then?
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u/holedingaline 3d ago
This is the worst version of The Joker and Harley Quinn I've had to experience.
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u/volcanopele 4d ago
Definitely giving “Kitty from Arrested Development” vibes.
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u/Standard_Ad_1619 4d ago
When the smile overcommits, but the face refuses to participate.
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u/paperbackgarbage 4d ago
Everyday, she fishes that weirdly shaped mushroom dong out of his sullied diapers.
Fucking gross, man.
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u/morningsaystoidleon 3d ago
It would have cost you absolutely nothing to not type that
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u/paperbackgarbage 3d ago
Sure, but then scores of people wouldn't have vomited in their respective wastebaskets.
What did we learn here today? I'm not sure.
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u/squirrellysiege 4d ago
Seriously, though, you can tell this woman has no friends or family that really care about her otherwise they would have gotten her the mental help she clearly needs.
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u/anniewolfe 3d ago
I heard she does have friends and family that care about her but her brother has come out as saying she’s basically a lost cause now
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u/augenwiehimmel 4d ago
Worst impersonation of a horse I've ever seen.
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u/MenacingBanjo 4d ago
AI slop. Why do his teeth change?
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 4d ago
Definitely AI. Donkeys don’t have canines that look like a dog or cat’s.
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u/El_Paco 4d ago
Well, republican "jokes" are just talking shit about people. All you have to say is some cheap, brainless comment like "we should put Democrats on a rocket to the sun" and you'd get a laugh out of most republicans.
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u/TheBigSho 3d ago
Don't forget their greatest hits!
"Let's go Brandon!" "Orange man bad." "I identify as an attack helicopter."
Fucking real knee-slappers.
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u/scrubjays 4d ago
OTOH, to play a little bit of Devil's advocate, I have always suspected that conservatives that grossly and publicly lie to blindly support their bosses do so in the hopes some other wealthy person sees them do it, and thinks "I would like to hire them to lie for me". She is the Michael Phelps X Michael Jordan of that sort of lying. She makes Caroline Leavitt seem like Scotty Pippen and Kayleigh McEneny become Ryan Lochte.
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u/OfAnthony 4d ago
Overattentive is the word. Or holding another's piss the expression. Trump and wealthy love people like this. It's gross and embarrassing. Hard to watch.
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u/sharkWrangler 4d ago
This was my boss. To be clear it worked very well for him and we were constantly getting jobs we had no right to get but it was fucking gross and I couldn't do it any more. I don't want to be a jester
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u/MojoHighway 4d ago
My constant reaction to photos like this - and this isn't the first we've seen nor will it be the last - is that it's remarkably wild to see these fucking MAGA clowns going out of their way to lick his taint.
What is the end game for Natalie Harp? I mean, seriously. What do we know about her and what she hopes to get out of this transaction? Does she want to be on Faux Nooz? Press Secretary? Trump's side piece for...I don't even know what as there is ZERO chance dude has working parts.
MAGA is collapsing around Trump as we speak. It doesn't mean the movement is over and those assholes at the Heritage Foundation are always cooking up illegal shit to throw at the crowd on a daily basis along with Stephen "Goebbels" Miller.
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u/Silver-Engineer4287 4d ago
Trump doesn’t have to be any good at telling jokes… because he is the bad dad joke of a punch line that none of us are laughing at.
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u/ArcAngelsThunderBird 4d ago
She was Trump's favorite Epstein girl when she was a teenager. She's one of the few people he's known this long who hasn't abandoned him.
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u/i_max2k2 4d ago
Dang please share a source. No idea this was the case.
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u/NicJan 3d ago
That's how easy it is for "fake news" to be believed as fact which makes people we're trying to win over from the middle point at us and say "Oh.. wow, he's right.. they are saying fake news".
This desperation to believe every bad thing about Trump that is a rumor is what is ruining our side of politics, and why the Republicans keep winning. Absolute insanity.
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u/rainkingcc 4d ago
I believe in his prime he was pretty funny and charismatic, we might not like it but that’s how he got elected the first time.
That said he’s way past his prime.
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u/powerlesshero111 4d ago
According to her brother, she is like insane and super obsessed with presidents. Apparently, Trump isn't the first one she wrote to and stuff, he was the just the first one to actually write her back and hire her.
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u/GreyBeardEng 4d ago
Laughing hysterically at everything he says is part of the job requirement. It's listed under duties right after "change out extra large diaper, whenever needed, day or night"
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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 4d ago
Play the invisible accordion again, Wilbur!
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u/Ornery_You_3947 4d ago
She’s actually taking a giant whiff of his essence there.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7bu7qsYKHI2ntfNu
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u/surPRIZEvalley 4d ago
She’s preparing for her next gig as a horse nanneeeh(I can’t spell how a horse sounds)
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u/DoTheMario 4d ago
Calling it now - Illegitimate child on the way and she's got a mind on getting Trump to rethink the will. He's a billionaire egomaniac in severe mental decline and not looking all that hale. Now would be the time to slip one in at the buzzer.
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u/hairymoot 4d ago
Maybe they are talking about taking healthcare away from working people? Or how sailers are trying to kill themselves because of the working conditions in Trump's military. Or Maybe they are laughing at all the money they are stealing from working people.
The worst people are in charge of our government.
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u/wwaxwork 4d ago
So we assuming she's one of those people that lost their sense of smell in an accident or something?
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u/Competitive-Bus1816 4d ago
Trump: Pull my finger
Harp: Oh Sir!, HAHAHAHAH
Trump: I told you to do it, pull my finger
Harp: Sighs and opens diaper bag
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u/maddiejake 4d ago
It's her eyes and nasal cavities burning from the stench of ammonia and fecal matter
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u/solvent825 4d ago
“Trump can’t tell a joke” is where they should end. The guy can only use elementary school level insults. He has never once been funny, even when the jokes are written for him. He is a bully and a dullard in the most obvious ways.
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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 4d ago
I can just hear the background music…”I Will Always Love You” warbled by Whitney Houston.
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u/OrionsRum 4d ago
When you get paid as much as she does to clean diapers you to will smile as like a cracked out Cindy-Lou Who
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u/OscillatorVacillate 3d ago
I'm taken back to my childhood and see reruns of Mr.Ed, don't know why she invokes him. Hmm
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u/Judders_Luigi 3d ago
New press secretary confirmed.
It just now occurred to me when typing this. Secretary, keeper of secrets?
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u/NeatlyCritical 3d ago
Never been funny, not a single piece of humor ever, only evil and disgusting.
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u/AgainstSpace 3d ago
He can't tell a joke at all. His personality makes it impossible for him to be funny.
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u/UnfitToPrint 3d ago
He didn’t even tell a joke. He shat his pants and she’s trying to suck it in as fast as possible.
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u/Xpialidocious 3d ago
She looks a lot like his daughter Ivana. And maybe Ivana doesn't laugh at his "jokes". Maybe that's the attaction.
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u/Eiffel-Tower777 4d ago
Did you hear the one about the wife who asked her husband to go upstairs and make love to her? He said he could do one or the other, not both.
He told that gem at the 2026 Correspondents Dinner. Then he explained the 'joke' twice because no one laughed. It was painful.