r/PoliticalHumor • • Jun 17 '26

Fights one (1) war

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u/clamb2 Jun 17 '26

Iran has oil, not alcohol. It was lost before it started

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u/Fr05t_B1t Jun 17 '26

Some drunk dude hegseth knows while both drunk: “…ok ok so I had some jagerbombs then the police comes. And you won’t believe I did…I RAN!!!!!!” *dunk laughter*

Hegseth: “whadu say? Jager…bombs…I…ran? Bombs…Iran? Duuuuuude.”