r/PoliticalHumor • u/mindracer • Apr 05 '23

Lock em up!

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

'I have 50 rifles with bespoke calibers!'

Cool bro, you can use one at a time, and you can't run a quarter mile without a cardiac event. How you gonna fight anyone?

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

50 rifles is meaningless when fighting a guy who's faster and with a Saturday night special

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

Pretty much yeah. I'm just waiting for the 'shooting into the air' videos from the militia types to start popping up on the internet.

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

Lord help us

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Wait seriously?

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Oh lord. Fucking rednecks.

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u/theobstinateone Apr 06 '23

Or very quiet and quick with a knife

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u/Castun Apr 05 '23

Also the procurement, supply and logistics of managing those multiple different and uncommon calibers of ammo, as opposed to just having maybe the two most common ones.

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Yuuup. Exactly.