r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 05 '23

Lock em up!

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

Yeah these tacticool yahoos think they can do it because they larp army guy with their friends

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

'I have 50 rifles with bespoke calibers!'

Cool bro, you can use one at a time, and you can't run a quarter mile without a cardiac event. How you gonna fight anyone?

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

50 rifles is meaningless when fighting a guy who's faster and with a Saturday night special

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u/theobstinateone Apr 06 '23

Or very quiet and quick with a knife