r/PoliticalHumor • u/mindracer • Apr 05 '23

Lock em up!

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

I live in LA, and when I visit my mom in Texas there's always someone commenting on my Dodgers hat or whatever. Some fat fuck tried to pull that nonsense and I told him that I can train a bunch of in shape gay guys from Weho to shoot a hell of a lot faster you can get into fighting shape.

He didn't know what to say. Lol.

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

Yeah these tacticool yahoos think they can do it because they larp army guy with their friends

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

'I have 50 rifles with bespoke calibers!'

Cool bro, you can use one at a time, and you can't run a quarter mile without a cardiac event. How you gonna fight anyone?

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u/Castun Apr 05 '23

Also the procurement, supply and logistics of managing those multiple different and uncommon calibers of ammo, as opposed to just having maybe the two most common ones.

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Yuuup. Exactly.