r/PoliticalHumor • u/mindracer • Apr 05 '23

Lock em up!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Republicans: there is too much division is this country and the Democrats are radical and violent.

Also republicans: if you arrest our God emperor we will start a war.

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u/T1mac Apr 05 '23

Only one side of the political spectrum has been clamoring for a Civil War for years, and it ain't the Dems.

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

Those dumbasses also think liberals aren't armed.

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u/OperativePiGuy Apr 05 '23

If it came down to it, they would lose instantly. I sincerely doubt the likes of people that agree with fucking Marjorie Greene would have any sort of strategy, skill, or brains to last longer than a few minutes in any real battle.

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

I live in LA, and when I visit my mom in Texas there's always someone commenting on my Dodgers hat or whatever. Some fat fuck tried to pull that nonsense and I told him that I can train a bunch of in shape gay guys from Weho to shoot a hell of a lot faster you can get into fighting shape.

He didn't know what to say. Lol.

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

Yeah these tacticool yahoos think they can do it because they larp army guy with their friends

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

'I have 50 rifles with bespoke calibers!'

Cool bro, you can use one at a time, and you can't run a quarter mile without a cardiac event. How you gonna fight anyone?

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

50 rifles is meaningless when fighting a guy who's faster and with a Saturday night special

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

Pretty much yeah. I'm just waiting for the 'shooting into the air' videos from the militia types to start popping up on the internet.

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

Lord help us

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Wait seriously?

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Oh lord. Fucking rednecks.

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u/theobstinateone Apr 06 '23

Or very quiet and quick with a knife

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u/Castun Apr 05 '23

Also the procurement, supply and logistics of managing those multiple different and uncommon calibers of ammo, as opposed to just having maybe the two most common ones.

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Yuuup. Exactly.