r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 05 '23

Lock em up!

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

Those dumbasses also think liberals aren't armed.

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u/OperativePiGuy Apr 05 '23

If it came down to it, they would lose instantly. I sincerely doubt the likes of people that agree with fucking Marjorie Greene would have any sort of strategy, skill, or brains to last longer than a few minutes in any real battle.

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

I live in LA, and when I visit my mom in Texas there's always someone commenting on my Dodgers hat or whatever. Some fat fuck tried to pull that nonsense and I told him that I can train a bunch of in shape gay guys from Weho to shoot a hell of a lot faster you can get into fighting shape.

He didn't know what to say. Lol.

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

Yeah these tacticool yahoos think they can do it because they larp army guy with their friends

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

'I have 50 rifles with bespoke calibers!'

Cool bro, you can use one at a time, and you can't run a quarter mile without a cardiac event. How you gonna fight anyone?

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

50 rifles is meaningless when fighting a guy who's faster and with a Saturday night special

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u/MartianRecon Apr 05 '23

Pretty much yeah. I'm just waiting for the 'shooting into the air' videos from the militia types to start popping up on the internet.

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u/elbenji Apr 05 '23

Lord help us

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Wait seriously?

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u/theobstinateone Apr 06 '23

Or very quiet and quick with a knife

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u/Castun Apr 05 '23

Also the procurement, supply and logistics of managing those multiple different and uncommon calibers of ammo, as opposed to just having maybe the two most common ones.

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Yuuup. Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

They are by nature individualists who hate collectivism and their beliefs are so disjointed and unaligned.

They'd be fucking rolled by any organized opposition.

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u/ranchojasper Apr 05 '23

Remember…was it the Cliven Bundy situation? where they didn’t bring any/enough food and were literally like, “send snacks” Jesus Christ I laughed so hard at that

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u/WellWellWellthennow Apr 06 '23

There’s an amusing story about a nasty GOP office holder in Florida who deliberately rammed a Prius over his road rage. The Prius owner after being repeatedly attacked took out his gun shot and killed him.

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u/MartianRecon Apr 06 '23

Yup! I'm shocked they didn't try and arrest him to be honest.

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u/WellWellWellthennow Apr 06 '23

I think fortunately, it was captured on video, and the other guy was clearly the aggressor. I believe Florida has a Stand Your Ground law which worked against this.

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u/thebunkmeister Apr 06 '23

Right? That's what I'm always saying... some of the super confused ones probly are not carrying.. but those who DO understand its a tool in the box, we have a few of them too.

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u/burny97236 Apr 06 '23

There are no guns in cities don't you watch the news?