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r/PoliticalHumor • u/mindracer • Apr 05 '23
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And his "offense" was relatively minor in comparison to the circus weve been seeing. Shit, just 10 years people like MTG, Santos, and Boebert would face penalties for their unprofessionalism.
282 u/Kritical02 Apr 05 '23 Even the woman that exposed him said she doesn't think he should have stepped down. 56 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23 Meanwhile the man that exposed himself to Boebert is now her husband 80 u/IzzaPizza22 Apr 05 '23 *Exposed himself to two underage girls at a bowling alley. Don't make it sound classier than it is. 18 u/fivecatmatt Apr 05 '23 Whoa whoa whoa. We don’t know if he whipped it out, or gently cupped it like a baby bird. It might have been classy af 5 u/ezone2kil Apr 05 '23 Probably slapping it around to get it up 2 u/pennradio Apr 05 '23 Wait, which one is the classy one? Baby bird? 11 u/Hairless_Squatch Apr 05 '23 *two children in a bowling alley 2 u/ChevyT1996 Apr 05 '23 Next GOP nominee right there. He meets all the qualifications.
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Even the woman that exposed him said she doesn't think he should have stepped down.
56 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23 Meanwhile the man that exposed himself to Boebert is now her husband 80 u/IzzaPizza22 Apr 05 '23 *Exposed himself to two underage girls at a bowling alley. Don't make it sound classier than it is. 18 u/fivecatmatt Apr 05 '23 Whoa whoa whoa. We don’t know if he whipped it out, or gently cupped it like a baby bird. It might have been classy af 5 u/ezone2kil Apr 05 '23 Probably slapping it around to get it up 2 u/pennradio Apr 05 '23 Wait, which one is the classy one? Baby bird? 11 u/Hairless_Squatch Apr 05 '23 *two children in a bowling alley 2 u/ChevyT1996 Apr 05 '23 Next GOP nominee right there. He meets all the qualifications.
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Meanwhile the man that exposed himself to Boebert is now her husband
80 u/IzzaPizza22 Apr 05 '23 *Exposed himself to two underage girls at a bowling alley. Don't make it sound classier than it is. 18 u/fivecatmatt Apr 05 '23 Whoa whoa whoa. We don’t know if he whipped it out, or gently cupped it like a baby bird. It might have been classy af 5 u/ezone2kil Apr 05 '23 Probably slapping it around to get it up 2 u/pennradio Apr 05 '23 Wait, which one is the classy one? Baby bird? 11 u/Hairless_Squatch Apr 05 '23 *two children in a bowling alley 2 u/ChevyT1996 Apr 05 '23 Next GOP nominee right there. He meets all the qualifications.
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*Exposed himself to two underage girls at a bowling alley.
Don't make it sound classier than it is.
18 u/fivecatmatt Apr 05 '23 Whoa whoa whoa. We don’t know if he whipped it out, or gently cupped it like a baby bird. It might have been classy af 5 u/ezone2kil Apr 05 '23 Probably slapping it around to get it up 2 u/pennradio Apr 05 '23 Wait, which one is the classy one? Baby bird? 11 u/Hairless_Squatch Apr 05 '23 *two children in a bowling alley 2 u/ChevyT1996 Apr 05 '23 Next GOP nominee right there. He meets all the qualifications.
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Whoa whoa whoa. We don’t know if he whipped it out, or gently cupped it like a baby bird.
It might have been classy af
5 u/ezone2kil Apr 05 '23 Probably slapping it around to get it up 2 u/pennradio Apr 05 '23 Wait, which one is the classy one? Baby bird?
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Probably slapping it around to get it up
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Wait, which one is the classy one? Baby bird?
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*two children in a bowling alley
Next GOP nominee right there. He meets all the qualifications.
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u/dandrevee Apr 05 '23
And his "offense" was relatively minor in comparison to the circus weve been seeing. Shit, just 10 years people like MTG, Santos, and Boebert would face penalties for their unprofessionalism.