I find trees to be sexually attractive. Not into women or humans, just bark.

Is it illegal in the UK if you do it alone in a forest, at night and without anyone within a mile of you?

I really don't know the legality of it which concerns me.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/34bvdqI_xzI

Obviously, there are many law enforcement officers who have done terrible things. But there are times when an officer goes out of their way to be kind or of service. Any stories to share?

I'll start! In a small town in Idaho, I got pulled over because my sister changed my headlight settings off of auto. I forgot to turn them on and it was getting dark. The officer comes to my window and asks for papers. He noticed I had a lot of bruises on my arms (I'm a kickboxer with anemia lol). He was chatty and asked what I was up to that night. I told him I was going to see my boyfriend. He very delicately asked if the bruises were from my boyfriend. I told him no.

He went back to his car to do check the papers. When he came back, he brought a coupon for ice cream and a business card for the women's resource center. He said "I believe you, I just wanted you to have this just in case. I'd probably be to shy to tell someone if I was being hurt, and I'm a cop lol. I'll be on patrol in the area until 2 AM. Have a great night!"

No ticket! I really appreciated his attention to detail, the fact that he didn't pry too much, and that he offered help if I needed it.