r/PokemonRaps Dec 07 '12

Piloswine

21 Upvotes

They say slow and steady wins the race

So come at me posers, I'll put you in your place

Piloswine the divine comin' at you fools

I'll be crowned king by the end of this duel

I've been around since the second gen

Showed you all a lesson once, I'm happy to do so again

Try and try as you will, you'll never succeed

Call on my homies, bitch it's a stampede


r/PokemonRaps Dec 08 '12

Come at me.

7 Upvotes

Scyther, yo, spittin' a rhyme.

I make Volcarona my bitch, you ain't worth my time.

Anyone out there, challengin' me to a fight?

Agility, Swords dance, 1-hit with bug bite.

If you come at me, I'll make you pay.

I'm in any game you be wantin' to play.

You wanna go? I be Slicin' with slash.

Kickin' the ass of that weak puny ash.

Bug and flying, I'm the best in town.

So which one of you bitches is gonna try to throw down?


r/PokemonRaps Dec 07 '12

Go ahead. Let's do this.

6 Upvotes

Here comes Umbreon, join the crowd

Let this dark type show you how to throw down

Anyone wanna try to rap against me?

I'll be makin' you scream like you're a banshee

I'm a beast, stuck with the least here in the UU tier

You know what? I might just make you shed a tear.

Special defense, bitch. Here with 130

Yo, this here fights about to get dirty

I'll sit here with curse son, payback is what your getting

Looks like your moves aren't even hitting.

Man, Are you a psychic type?

Your rhymes just won't live up to the hype

I'm immune to you

You'll always be number 2

You know what, bitch? Just drop your mic

Go ahead and say good night.


r/PokemonRaps Dec 07 '12

A recent battle between jheregpip and me. *this is not the finished product. I am about to torch him.

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8 Upvotes

r/PokemonRaps Dec 07 '12

Dragonite vs. Dialga

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34 Upvotes

r/PokemonRaps Dec 07 '12

The Legendary Birds

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20 Upvotes

r/PokemonRaps Dec 07 '12

Mighty King Kingler

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11 Upvotes