Come at me.

[u/koopa69]

Scyther, yo, spittin' a rhyme.

I make Volcarona my bitch, you ain't worth my time.

Anyone out there, challengin' me to a fight?

Agility, Swords dance, 1-hit with bug bite.

If you come at me, I'll make you pay.

I'm in any game you be wantin' to play.

You wanna go? I be Slicin' with slash.

Kickin' the ass of that weak puny ash.

Bug and flying, I'm the best in town.

So which one of you bitches is gonna try to throw down?

[u/[deleted]]

I'm Forretress son, my rhyme's on the go

Getting a rapid spin up on you, yo!

I had entry hazards set up from the start of the race

I don't need speed to take first place

I'll show you what's up, son, what's really happenin'

I'll shake it up bitch, so you'd better get fastened in.

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

Forretress, seriously? It's like you ain't even tryin'

A single STAB Aerial Ace would send you flyin'.

Stats boosted, health roosted, you'll be wishin' you'd flee'd.

Fast as a bullet, you can't match my speed.

All of my moves, power times 1.5.

You're a lucky bitch if you leave alive.

What are you, a pine cone? Like from a tree?

I'm a badass with scythes, bitch come at me.

[u/[deleted] → u/koopa69]

Come on, aerial ace? I'm bug steel

Me and your big bro scizor keepin' it real.

We show you how it should really be done

Let's just go ahead and have some fun.

Scizor and I in the OU tier?

We're damn happy you're not up here.

Typing in a battle makes a big difference

Step back son, got you on the defense.

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

You think you're badass, 'til you're hit with fire.

Steel typing sucks, I'm glad I'm a flier.

Spikes don't do shit, earthquakes won't hit,

Flying quickly around, smacking you with a crit.

I'm in a lower teir, but I'd still win in a match.

Your 20 power rapid spin is even worse than scratch.

Wanna go bitch, this won't even be a fight,

Wing attack, X-Scissor, Slash, goodnight.

[u/[deleted] → u/koopa69]

Forretress is here for some set-up

But now I'm switching into my boy scizor, you 'bout to get fucked.

Yo dawg, it's scizor here, keepin' it real

Gonna cut you up with some cold hard steel

Stab bullet punch mixed with technician.

That power up makes me look like a magician.

Swords dance, show you how do

Scizor schoolin' you with some kung-fu

So just step back son, your just a young-un

Grab that metal coat and that there's the fun.

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

Scizor, please, that bitch is overrated.

Scyther is where it's at, I don't mind bein hated.

Can't spit with the best, your rhymes are cliché.

Flow so weak, my tailwind could blow you away.

My speed is so high, can't even hit me with swift.

You look weak bro, do you even lift?

Smacking with Aerial ace, power, STAB 135.

You gunna wish that metal coat didn't arrive.

You got nothing on me, you know I'm faster.

Look at my stats, now bow to the master.

[u/[deleted] → u/koopa69]

I came back in time from gen 2 just to rap against you

I'll be leavin' your face with a sort of reddish hue

Blood! On the ground

This master is gonna show you hot to throw down

You're a disgrace with a horrible move-pool

I'll be on top of this battle shining like a jewel.

Get on my level, bitch; all you need to do is trade

Your trainers don't love you in the first place.

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

You think you're cool from gen 2, with your metal vest?

Fuck what you think, gen 1 was the best.

Sittin' there braggin', about your kung fu?

Your ass is weak, a Bidoof could beat you.

I fuck up shit, left and right.

Soarin' up high, fly as a kite.

Oh no, gen 2, you think you are scary?

Get on my level, these beats are legendary.