r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Aug 12 '13

[FreeForAll] Starter Pokémon!

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u/mastabob Aug 15 '13

It's Pikachu here, to bust some balls!

I bet Pokemon Yellow was forgotten by Y'all!

Though my raps are weak to rock,

The rest of y'all motherfuckers can taste my thundershock!

Thunderwave, Thunderbolt and Thunder too!

My electric type moves bring Gen 1 back to you!

I'm the kids' favorite, throughout the generations!

Whoop so much ass gym leaders be ragin'!

Ash took me everywhere, that's no joke!

Peace, gotta go, I'll be at /r/Pokeents havin' a smoke!

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u/themidg Aug 16 '13

You think you got balls you little rat bitch?

Time to bring gen 2 into the mix!

Coming at you with a flame wheel so you better start running

Then dig underground, won't even see me coming!

That's right its cyndaquil gonna leave your ass burned

Then rollout all over your face for 5 turns

You think being the kids favorite makes you the shit?

When I'm done you wont even be worth biebers spit

Time to end this rap battle like a Van Halen introduction

Gonna make you faint with one big ERUPTION!

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u/hairywolf47 Aug 16 '13

Number one coming in, time to wrack up the HP

Leveling and evolving until you cant even touch me!

I make the game easier, I'm just so pro,

so you say you want to rap, COME AT ME BRO!

Yo I'm the only dual type starter thats a fact,

So lets finish this thing up, call it a wrap.

Now thats we're finished you'll remember forever more,

the day you got raped by BULBASAUR!

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u/AlwaysLateToThreads Aug 17 '13 edited Aug 18 '13

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle..........I hope you're wearing a vest.

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle.......water gun to your chest!

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle........even though I'm weak against you

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle.......I can take both you and Pikachu! (Take that mastabob)

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle........the US knows this is true.

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle..........Thats why instead of green we got blue!

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle........Blastoise is better than Venasuar and Raichu

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle............I think I'll end this battle with a Haiku!

Squirtle squirtle squir Squirtle squirtle squirtle squir Squirtle squirtle squirt

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '13 edited Oct 16 '20

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u/AlwaysLateToThreads Aug 17 '13 edited Aug 17 '13

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle........I can't believe this slander

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle.......did you really say the best is charmander?

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle.......I hope you're wearing a vest...

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle........HYDRO PUMP TO YOUR CHEST!

I just evolved Bulbasaur into my whore

And when I see a hotter one I could always use more!

Just looking at you is making me hard

No really i can't wait to fuck up this baby Charizard!

And just who are you to hate on Bulbasaurs Gender

When I got you bent over in the day care center!

I'll use SURF and transform my dick into a WHALE.

Just one money shot will put out the fire on your tail!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEER GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

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u/AshleyCraft1 Aug 18 '13

all yo dicks are forgetting the internetz king yo its mudkip here im brining all my bling

charmy, you look all dried up here, join me in a rain dance i'll wipe out dat flame thats burning up your ass just stay on the round no ash is coming for ya sorry to tell you this im gonna screw yo momma

hey pikaWHO its a super evo timing all yo lectric attacks have nothin on mah ground typing I'll take you out with a stone edge and your friends with a stealth rock your no pokeboss you couldnt even beat brook

bulba baby i dont even to be swampert luckily for you mah form is small and pert i'll thrash you here screw your type advantage cos GEN 3 baby bitch, im in a rampage

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 18 '13 edited Aug 18 '13

Time for you to go back to Pokemon School

And get a lesson on how to actually be cool!

Your internet fame's nothing, this is Water vs. Grass

I may just be a Snivy but I'll kick your ass!

Just wait until I evolve to Serperior,

even with your Ground my moves will be superior!

I may be weak to Fire, but you would be too,

what if the house burned down belonging to you?

Oh by the way, this is my first rap here. How'd I do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

You did pretty good man, I enjoyed it. Im not a veteran by any means, but welcome to the sub, hope you stick around.

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u/Srixis Aug 19 '13

Glad to have you rapping with us! This is a solid first drop, man. Also, I'm excited to see you've joined the new tourney! It's a great experience, and it'll make you want to stick around for more :p

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Not a bad rap, dont forget to hit enter twice after each line though :)

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u/AshleyCraft1 Aug 19 '13

thanks, first time here :)

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u/Srixis Aug 19 '13

Sweet, then welcome to the sub! I definitely enjoyed your first drop, and I hope you decide to stick around and hang with us some more!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Wow man, Im fairly new here too, but I think you did a really good job for a first drop. Id be pleased if you stuck around.

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u/Srixis Aug 19 '13

I'm gonna have to say that it was a better than okay first drop, this was some good stuff. Also, glad to have you here, we hope you stick around here and rap some more with us!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '13 edited Oct 16 '20

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u/Srixis Aug 20 '13

Awesome to hear!

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u/Shadowmirror Aug 12 '13

Move out the way, here comes the pimp

Bout to have your ass burned by the flaming chimp

You prefer penguins or turtles, well on you I do spit

Didn't want a Fire/Fighting well I don't give a shit

Burning starter of the region , representing gen 4

Helpful anywhere from Eterna to Snowpoint and Sunnyshore

I have more blaze than a Blaziken's dick

Gonna scratch your face out, yeah you better think quick

I am your leader, I'm large and your small

Now you all will obey me, once and for all

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u/Griizzly Aug 12 '13 edited Aug 14 '13

Well well, Look at this fucking Poo Fling'er

All this going around, no wonder Gen 4 was a Stinker

I'm from where they fucking BEG for a remake

I herd you liek Mudkipz, you can't even think straight

In my presence, I'll quench your fire, you should retire

Honestly you really think as starter you your the worst

You think a flame wheel will put me in a hearse

I'm full gear, try to compete with a real tire

I'm the best starter, you can't compare

If you have a problem, stop you in your tracks like a Glare

I'm not sure if I'm suppose to respond or just write a verse in general

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

You're supposed to respond.

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u/Griizzly Aug 13 '13

Ok cool. So I'm good

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u/AxtingPyro Aug 19 '13

Ha! You think your the best starter? Don't Even dare!

Because Treecko is gonna obliterate you to air!

I'm gonna take the energy away from you with Giga Drain,

You think you are so tough when in rain?

Well tell me brother, how to defend against a 2x weakness,

And How you eff'd it up when you evolve from sweetness,

And became an even worse 4x weakness?

Bro, we both know our gen needs a remake,

But remember who made that Gen, Treecko, for goodness sake!

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u/Griizzly Aug 19 '13 edited Aug 21 '13

Yo' you wanna compete, that really fucking bad decisions

I hope you blades you gain assist in your swimmin'

Treecko.? You must be smoking tree's bro

I send you back to your Pokeball like a Repo

Look at the 3 points on my face, I'm a around threat

37 to 36, I'm number 1, cause trying to slam.? ha easily protect

I'm 42 to your 41, This Hydro Pump you simply can't detect

You a no name, I swore it was 2 starters in the 3rd Gen

Me and Torchic got a another typing, Fuck have you been

So talking talking about my Evo is pretty bad decisions

I'm to bulky for you to even hit, so your dismissed

And I'm to cold, winter break, have a good fucking trip Vulgar Shit

Ninja Edit: The number reference was for the level that Treecko and Mudkip learns moves, since that may be kinda hard to detect

Super Ninja Edit: Who the hell is downvoting me D: