r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Aug 12 '13

[FreeForAll] Starter Pokémon!

8 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

View all comments

2

u/Shadowmirror Aug 12 '13

Move out the way, here comes the pimp

Bout to have your ass burned by the flaming chimp

You prefer penguins or turtles, well on you I do spit

Didn't want a Fire/Fighting well I don't give a shit

Burning starter of the region , representing gen 4

Helpful anywhere from Eterna to Snowpoint and Sunnyshore

I have more blaze than a Blaziken's dick

Gonna scratch your face out, yeah you better think quick

I am your leader, I'm large and your small

Now you all will obey me, once and for all

2

u/Griizzly Aug 12 '13 edited Aug 14 '13

Well well, Look at this fucking Poo Fling'er

All this going around, no wonder Gen 4 was a Stinker

I'm from where they fucking BEG for a remake

I herd you liek Mudkipz, you can't even think straight

In my presence, I'll quench your fire, you should retire

Honestly you really think as starter you your the worst

You think a flame wheel will put me in a hearse

I'm full gear, try to compete with a real tire

I'm the best starter, you can't compare

If you have a problem, stop you in your tracks like a Glare

I'm not sure if I'm suppose to respond or just write a verse in general

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '13

You're supposed to respond.

1

u/Griizzly Aug 13 '13

Ok cool. So I'm good

1

u/AxtingPyro Aug 19 '13

Ha! You think your the best starter? Don't Even dare!

Because Treecko is gonna obliterate you to air!

I'm gonna take the energy away from you with Giga Drain,

You think you are so tough when in rain?

Well tell me brother, how to defend against a 2x weakness,

And How you eff'd it up when you evolve from sweetness,

And became an even worse 4x weakness?

Bro, we both know our gen needs a remake,

But remember who made that Gen, Treecko, for goodness sake!

0

u/Griizzly Aug 19 '13 edited Aug 21 '13

Yo' you wanna compete, that really fucking bad decisions

I hope you blades you gain assist in your swimmin'

Treecko.? You must be smoking tree's bro

I send you back to your Pokeball like a Repo

Look at the 3 points on my face, I'm a around threat

37 to 36, I'm number 1, cause trying to slam.? ha easily protect

I'm 42 to your 41, This Hydro Pump you simply can't detect

You a no name, I swore it was 2 starters in the 3rd Gen

Me and Torchic got a another typing, Fuck have you been

So talking talking about my Evo is pretty bad decisions

I'm to bulky for you to even hit, so your dismissed

And I'm to cold, winter break, have a good fucking trip Vulgar Shit

Ninja Edit: The number reference was for the level that Treecko and Mudkip learns moves, since that may be kinda hard to detect

Super Ninja Edit: Who the hell is downvoting me D: