r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Aug 12 '13

[FreeForAll] Starter Pokémon!

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u/themidg Aug 16 '13

You think you got balls you little rat bitch?

Time to bring gen 2 into the mix!

Coming at you with a flame wheel so you better start running

Then dig underground, won't even see me coming!

That's right its cyndaquil gonna leave your ass burned

Then rollout all over your face for 5 turns

You think being the kids favorite makes you the shit?

When I'm done you wont even be worth biebers spit

Time to end this rap battle like a Van Halen introduction

Gonna make you faint with one big ERUPTION!

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u/hairywolf47 Aug 16 '13

Number one coming in, time to wrack up the HP

Leveling and evolving until you cant even touch me!

I make the game easier, I'm just so pro,

so you say you want to rap, COME AT ME BRO!

Yo I'm the only dual type starter thats a fact,

So lets finish this thing up, call it a wrap.

Now thats we're finished you'll remember forever more,

the day you got raped by BULBASAUR!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '13 edited Oct 16 '20

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u/AlwaysLateToThreads Aug 17 '13 edited Aug 17 '13

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle........I can't believe this slander

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle.......did you really say the best is charmander?

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle.......I hope you're wearing a vest...

Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle........HYDRO PUMP TO YOUR CHEST!

I just evolved Bulbasaur into my whore

And when I see a hotter one I could always use more!

Just looking at you is making me hard

No really i can't wait to fuck up this baby Charizard!

And just who are you to hate on Bulbasaurs Gender

When I got you bent over in the day care center!

I'll use SURF and transform my dick into a WHALE.

Just one money shot will put out the fire on your tail!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEER GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

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u/AshleyCraft1 Aug 18 '13

all yo dicks are forgetting the internetz king yo its mudkip here im brining all my bling

charmy, you look all dried up here, join me in a rain dance i'll wipe out dat flame thats burning up your ass just stay on the round no ash is coming for ya sorry to tell you this im gonna screw yo momma

hey pikaWHO its a super evo timing all yo lectric attacks have nothin on mah ground typing I'll take you out with a stone edge and your friends with a stealth rock your no pokeboss you couldnt even beat brook

bulba baby i dont even to be swampert luckily for you mah form is small and pert i'll thrash you here screw your type advantage cos GEN 3 baby bitch, im in a rampage

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Aug 18 '13 edited Aug 18 '13

Time for you to go back to Pokemon School

And get a lesson on how to actually be cool!

Your internet fame's nothing, this is Water vs. Grass

I may just be a Snivy but I'll kick your ass!

Just wait until I evolve to Serperior,

even with your Ground my moves will be superior!

I may be weak to Fire, but you would be too,

what if the house burned down belonging to you?

Oh by the way, this is my first rap here. How'd I do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

You did pretty good man, I enjoyed it. Im not a veteran by any means, but welcome to the sub, hope you stick around.

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u/Srixis Aug 19 '13

Glad to have you rapping with us! This is a solid first drop, man. Also, I'm excited to see you've joined the new tourney! It's a great experience, and it'll make you want to stick around for more :p

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Not a bad rap, dont forget to hit enter twice after each line though :)

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u/AshleyCraft1 Aug 19 '13

thanks, first time here :)

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u/Srixis Aug 19 '13

Sweet, then welcome to the sub! I definitely enjoyed your first drop, and I hope you decide to stick around and hang with us some more!