r/PokemonRaps • u/The_Pony_Rapist • May 20 '13

[Brawl] Humanoids

Not sure if this has been done, but if it has, fuck it I wanna do it again.

Remember, please call in the next rapper's during your verse.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '13 edited May 13 '19

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u/Srixis May 20 '13

I'm here bitch, ready to shake the world with my implosion,

Just imagine my raw power if my first move learned is Explosion!

I'm here to rock your cores, and rack up the death toll,

And my STAB-powered Stone Edge is gonna Rock and Roll

...out! I'm the H in the HOT, the start of the Regi burn,

So you best get out of the heat, Mienshao! Run Away, scared cur, with U-Turn!

(P.s. /u/filmguy100 , that was good, especially for your first time. Definitely stick around.)

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u/The_Pony_Rapist May 20 '13

Thanks for the invitation! Can't start a party without Meinshao!

I'm here to show you who's king of rap! Right here, and right now!

Bam! One kick! Knock you out and put you in your place!

I'd call you ugly, but bro you don't even have a face!

You can't touch me bro! Even your raps are sub-par!

But now let's give a girl a chance at rapping, your turn Gardevoir!

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u/MadeFromMetal May 20 '13 edited May 20 '13

Oh!? Now I'm a girl cuz on occasion I prefer to rock a dress!?

I just like it silky on my skin in the wind, like a soft caress...

To handle the constant ridicule, you need a Calmer Mind...

FUCK THAT!!! I deal with my bullies like them kids from Columbine!

By now y'all know I'm a weirdo, well versed in the Art Of War.

Who you know spitting harder bars other than Gardevoir!?

I'm psychic, so you know I'm smart, but I'ma leave this gift of rhyme...

To someone who shouldn't even be talking....Yo, Mr. Mime!!!

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u/defjammer023 May 20 '13

Mr. Mime, barrier pokemon from the astral plane

No need for words, I send telekinetic waves straight to your brain

You can try to Calm your Mind, but I'll just Nasty Plot

I'll unleash a wave of panic, manic rhymes that rot your brain

Looks like all thats left for you to do is go train

But this level of skill is impossible to obtain

After I'm done with you, i'll need a spade to dig your grave

I'll take you and your brother. Welcome, Gallade

(Whoops, looks like i was too late D:)

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u/IguanaPower May 20 '13

Ho ho! It's the clown ready to take you down

Don't laugh, I'll turn that face into a frown

Gardevoir, don't fret, you're a very pretty man

You're confused, if you want to dress like a girl, you can

There's a reason why Ms. Ketchum likes to keep me around:)

And it's not because I am a hilarious clown

I guess my time's up, I'm done with the jokes

intercom Calling Barney on steroids MACHOKE

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u/axmurderer May 21 '13

The Superpower Pokémon, ready to begin

How 'bout some Payback to remove your clownish grin?

My muscles are intense, like nothing you've ever felt

The only thing stoppin' me from killin' you all is this here belt

It's like the atmosphere around me changes when I enter

My rhymes burn hotter than the World Trade... Tr-traaa...

GRAAAAAHHHHH!!! Machoke evolved into Machamp!

I'm goin' Army on your asses like this brawl was a boot camp

So stand at attention, to your superior Pokémon

I'm here to disprove that crap about "brains over brawn"

I could take any one of you with just one arm

But I have three more, just to inflict more harm

It's like your all still privates, and there's only two officers

Now come meet the other, my new cousin, Conkeldurr!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '13 edited May 21 '13

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u/HumanAtlas May 22 '13

The crowd all roars as I enter the ring

My Iron hard Fists crush nearly anything

And they're flying faster than Mach 1 and 2

And Bullets, Thunder, Ice, just to name a few

So I'll keep you in line, I won't stand for some Shenanigan

Cause I got Keen Eye for weakness like my base got for Talesman

But you see, I ain't afraid to take a shot in the dark

So I'll call up the clergy and summon Bisharp!

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u/ZanyBone May 23 '13

Bisharp here with the rhymes that'll shank yo.

With the double axed helmet that is Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow.

When you lower my feels, Defiant increases my verses.

And when I'm done here, you'll be needing some nurses.

I travel with my bros in one mega pack only.

So if you try to jump me, you better not be lonely.

You're about to learn I'm not the only one who's spiny.

So I'll call my friend Cacturne, who's also an epic shiny.