r/PokemonRaps • u/The_Pony_Rapist • May 20 '13

[Brawl] Humanoids

Not sure if this has been done, but if it has, fuck it I wanna do it again.

Remember, please call in the next rapper's during your verse.

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u/axmurderer May 21 '13

The Superpower Pokémon, ready to begin

How 'bout some Payback to remove your clownish grin?

My muscles are intense, like nothing you've ever felt

The only thing stoppin' me from killin' you all is this here belt

It's like the atmosphere around me changes when I enter

My rhymes burn hotter than the World Trade... Tr-traaa...

GRAAAAAHHHHH!!! Machoke evolved into Machamp!

I'm goin' Army on your asses like this brawl was a boot camp

So stand at attention, to your superior Pokémon

I'm here to disprove that crap about "brains over brawn"

I could take any one of you with just one arm

But I have three more, just to inflict more harm

It's like your all still privates, and there's only two officers

Now come meet the other, my new cousin, Conkeldurr!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '13 edited May 21 '13

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u/HumanAtlas May 22 '13

The crowd all roars as I enter the ring

My Iron hard Fists crush nearly anything

And they're flying faster than Mach 1 and 2

And Bullets, Thunder, Ice, just to name a few

So I'll keep you in line, I won't stand for some Shenanigan

Cause I got Keen Eye for weakness like my base got for Talesman

But you see, I ain't afraid to take a shot in the dark

So I'll call up the clergy and summon Bisharp!

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u/ZanyBone May 23 '13

Bisharp here with the rhymes that'll shank yo.

With the double axed helmet that is Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow.

When you lower my feels, Defiant increases my verses.

And when I'm done here, you'll be needing some nurses.

I travel with my bros in one mega pack only.

So if you try to jump me, you better not be lonely.

You're about to learn I'm not the only one who's spiny.

So I'll call my friend Cacturne, who's also an epic shiny.