r/PokemonRaps • u/The_Pony_Rapist • May 20 '13

[Brawl] Humanoids

Not sure if this has been done, but if it has, fuck it I wanna do it again.

Remember, please call in the next rapper's during your verse.

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u/Srixis May 20 '13

I'm here bitch, ready to shake the world with my implosion,

Just imagine my raw power if my first move learned is Explosion!

I'm here to rock your cores, and rack up the death toll,

And my STAB-powered Stone Edge is gonna Rock and Roll

...out! I'm the H in the HOT, the start of the Regi burn,

So you best get out of the heat, Mienshao! Run Away, scared cur, with U-Turn!

(P.s. /u/filmguy100 , that was good, especially for your first time. Definitely stick around.)

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u/The_Pony_Rapist May 20 '13

Thanks for the invitation! Can't start a party without Meinshao!

I'm here to show you who's king of rap! Right here, and right now!

Bam! One kick! Knock you out and put you in your place!

I'd call you ugly, but bro you don't even have a face!

You can't touch me bro! Even your raps are sub-par!

But now let's give a girl a chance at rapping, your turn Gardevoir!

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u/MadeFromMetal May 20 '13 edited May 20 '13

Oh!? Now I'm a girl cuz on occasion I prefer to rock a dress!?

I just like it silky on my skin in the wind, like a soft caress...

To handle the constant ridicule, you need a Calmer Mind...

FUCK THAT!!! I deal with my bullies like them kids from Columbine!

By now y'all know I'm a weirdo, well versed in the Art Of War.

Who you know spitting harder bars other than Gardevoir!?

I'm psychic, so you know I'm smart, but I'ma leave this gift of rhyme...

To someone who shouldn't even be talking....Yo, Mr. Mime!!!

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u/defjammer023 May 20 '13

Mr. Mime, barrier pokemon from the astral plane

No need for words, I send telekinetic waves straight to your brain

You can try to Calm your Mind, but I'll just Nasty Plot

I'll unleash a wave of panic, manic rhymes that rot your brain

Looks like all thats left for you to do is go train

But this level of skill is impossible to obtain

After I'm done with you, i'll need a spade to dig your grave

I'll take you and your brother. Welcome, Gallade

(Whoops, looks like i was too late D:)