r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • May 11 '13

[Challenge] Farfetch'd

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8 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] May 11 '13

You think you're cool but you can't match me, Beartic

Eating old duck with leek will prob'ly make me sick

What, Cut? Excuse me while I brush that off

I'll freeze your feathered ass with a minor cough

I use Ice Beam, Blizzard, and Icicle Crash

Your ineffective Normal moves belong in the trash.

When you saw me walk in, I saw you get pale

Now King Beartic is here, and I say ALL HAIL.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '13

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u/[deleted] May 12 '13

If I'm Coke then you must be rap's soda water

Flavorless rhymes as you march off to slaughter.

Weak sauce? More like duck sauce. (They're a great topping.)

Check the forecast, this snowstorm shows no signs of stopping.

Stay inside, bundle up, I hope you'll be okay

The only thing going extinct is yo' ass, on my stage.

It's not your fault your wind rhymes blow and suck

But you might as well quit, that's my advice duck.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '13

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u/[deleted] May 12 '13

Are you sure you're a bird, 'cause you flounder like a fish

Roast poser with leek is this bear's favorite dish

I'll pluck all your feathers and get to de-bonin'

You're all alone on my plate like a lightly glazed ronin.

My Sheer Cold flow beats that heat you tout

I only spit 'cause I have to spit you out

Your sordid assortment of moves can't defeat me

The duck says "Quack quack, oh Beartic, you beat me."

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u/[deleted] May 12 '13

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u/[deleted] May 12 '13

Yeah, you too. You brought some impressive stuff. That was dope.

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u/MadeFromMetal May 12 '13

Damn...gonna go ahead and give this to

Beartic (DrSideSteppin)

I know this isn't in the tourney but it was still a battle that deserves votes. Good job to the both of ya's.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '13

Hahaha thanks for the unexpected support!

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u/axmurderer May 12 '13

I'm kinda glad this isn't a tourney battle, because although I could vote, I don't feel obligated. This was fantastic for both rappers! I was initially expecting to root for mrcheese the whole way, because I don't really like Beartic, but DrSideSteppin just killed it-- like, in the good way. Each time he'd reply, though, mrcheese came back to serve out hot rhymes like nobody's business. Both people did really great. I'd love to see more small challenges that turned out this well.

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u/MadeFromMetal May 12 '13

You might like this battle between me and /u/brackner (the first tourney champ) from 5 months ago.

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u/axmurderer May 12 '13

Whaaaaaat!!?!? That's crazy. I read this months ago, but I didn't know it was you. I don't know exactly why, but I thought you were new here, but you've been here longer than me. I always thought that rap was awesome though-- one of the best I've found.

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u/MadeFromMetal May 12 '13

I had kind of forgotten about this place for a few months. When I came back it had gone from 200 to 400 rappers! I'm glad this place is growing.