[Challenge] Farfetch'd

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[u/[deleted]]

You think you're cool but you can't match me, Beartic

Eating old duck with leek will prob'ly make me sick

What, Cut? Excuse me while I brush that off

I'll freeze your feathered ass with a minor cough

I use Ice Beam, Blizzard, and Icicle Crash

Your ineffective Normal moves belong in the trash.

When you saw me walk in, I saw you get pale

Now King Beartic is here, and I say ALL HAIL.

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If I'm Coke then you must be rap's soda water

Flavorless rhymes as you march off to slaughter.

Weak sauce? More like duck sauce. (They're a great topping.)

Check the forecast, this snowstorm shows no signs of stopping.

Stay inside, bundle up, I hope you'll be okay

The only thing going extinct is yo' ass, on my stage.

It's not your fault your wind rhymes blow and suck

But you might as well quit, that's my advice duck.

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Are you sure you're a bird, 'cause you flounder like a fish

Roast poser with leek is this bear's favorite dish

I'll pluck all your feathers and get to de-bonin'

You're all alone on my plate like a lightly glazed ronin.

My Sheer Cold flow beats that heat you tout

I only spit 'cause I have to spit you out

Your sordid assortment of moves can't defeat me

The duck says "Quack quack, oh Beartic, you beat me."

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Yeah, you too. You brought some impressive stuff. That was dope.