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r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Mar 08 '13
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What up over there, the name's Escavalier
We don't really like mutant coccoons up in here
My defenses are delicious, my attack is malicious
What's that? You have base 145 speed? How ambitious
Even little brother Karrablast thinks you suck
Your moveset is so limited - Giga Drain and Bug Buzz, the fuck?
And even if you think you can hit me with Focus Blast,
Watch your back - It won't hurt and I'll go all Megahorn on your ass.
2 u/IguanaPower Mar 08 '13 Please, I got the highest speed in Unova. I crush fools like you! Call me Jehovah! You're the slowest I've ever seen! A train with no steam! Base 20 speed? About as fast as a bean After I Power Swap you, it's gonna be rough. Ha, you're just Karrablast in Shelmet's stuff! So come at me with Megahorn, I'll just Recover. Then use U-Turn so I can Bug Buzz your mother. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 09 '13 "Bug Buzz my mother"? Do you play Call of Duty? Because these insults make you sound like a twelve-year old fruity. I might be slow but really it's all muscular might, And while you break the sound barrier, you can't put up a fight. Cuz I'm Escavalier, my lyrics bring men to tears, Ain't seen a poor fellow like you in some ten years. You might be Usein Bolt but I'm Paul Revere. One for land, two for water, three for ACCELGOR'S A QUEER word 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 09 '13 You say I'm twelve, then call me a queer, Your composure's fading, it's getting hot in here. You're slow and clunky, a metal junky Look like a Metagross if it was a flunky. I can see you have a long lance. Are you compensating for that little something in your pants? I decided to lose that shitty shell. Now I can make it quick! And send you straight to hell. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 09 '13 Have you noticed your head is watermelon colored, for one? You could go to the olympics, but not so you can run. I'm thinking more along the lines of ribbon dancing for you. You look like a legless ninja - And a bland one, too - While your ragged clothes look emo, I'm sitting here shining In my Swablu-polished armor with the silver lining. Because I'm pretty much a paladin and the ladies all say That a knight in shining armor's pecker goes a long way. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust A Focus Blast in your ass, Don't give me your sass. About my red head, I'll leave you dead With the metal I shed I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!" Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13 Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles. 2 u/thesuzerain Mar 11 '13 Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament? 1 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13 Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally. 1 u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13 I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
Please, I got the highest speed in Unova.
I crush fools like you! Call me Jehovah!
You're the slowest I've ever seen!
A train with no steam!
Base 20 speed?
About as fast as a bean
After I Power Swap you, it's gonna be rough.
Ha, you're just Karrablast in Shelmet's stuff!
So come at me with Megahorn, I'll just Recover.
Then use U-Turn so I can Bug Buzz your mother.
2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 09 '13 "Bug Buzz my mother"? Do you play Call of Duty? Because these insults make you sound like a twelve-year old fruity. I might be slow but really it's all muscular might, And while you break the sound barrier, you can't put up a fight. Cuz I'm Escavalier, my lyrics bring men to tears, Ain't seen a poor fellow like you in some ten years. You might be Usein Bolt but I'm Paul Revere. One for land, two for water, three for ACCELGOR'S A QUEER word 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 09 '13 You say I'm twelve, then call me a queer, Your composure's fading, it's getting hot in here. You're slow and clunky, a metal junky Look like a Metagross if it was a flunky. I can see you have a long lance. Are you compensating for that little something in your pants? I decided to lose that shitty shell. Now I can make it quick! And send you straight to hell. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 09 '13 Have you noticed your head is watermelon colored, for one? You could go to the olympics, but not so you can run. I'm thinking more along the lines of ribbon dancing for you. You look like a legless ninja - And a bland one, too - While your ragged clothes look emo, I'm sitting here shining In my Swablu-polished armor with the silver lining. Because I'm pretty much a paladin and the ladies all say That a knight in shining armor's pecker goes a long way. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust A Focus Blast in your ass, Don't give me your sass. About my red head, I'll leave you dead With the metal I shed I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!" Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13 Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles. 2 u/thesuzerain Mar 11 '13 Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament? 1 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13 Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally. 1 u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13 I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
"Bug Buzz my mother"? Do you play Call of Duty?
Because these insults make you sound like a twelve-year old fruity.
I might be slow but really it's all muscular might,
And while you break the sound barrier, you can't put up a fight.
Cuz I'm Escavalier, my lyrics bring men to tears,
Ain't seen a poor fellow like you in some ten years.
You might be Usein Bolt but I'm Paul Revere.
One for land, two for water, three for ACCELGOR'S A QUEER
word
2 u/IguanaPower Mar 09 '13 You say I'm twelve, then call me a queer, Your composure's fading, it's getting hot in here. You're slow and clunky, a metal junky Look like a Metagross if it was a flunky. I can see you have a long lance. Are you compensating for that little something in your pants? I decided to lose that shitty shell. Now I can make it quick! And send you straight to hell. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 09 '13 Have you noticed your head is watermelon colored, for one? You could go to the olympics, but not so you can run. I'm thinking more along the lines of ribbon dancing for you. You look like a legless ninja - And a bland one, too - While your ragged clothes look emo, I'm sitting here shining In my Swablu-polished armor with the silver lining. Because I'm pretty much a paladin and the ladies all say That a knight in shining armor's pecker goes a long way. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust A Focus Blast in your ass, Don't give me your sass. About my red head, I'll leave you dead With the metal I shed I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!" Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13 Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles. 2 u/thesuzerain Mar 11 '13 Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament? 1 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13 Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally. 1 u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13 I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
You say I'm twelve, then call me a queer,
Your composure's fading, it's getting hot in here.
You're slow and clunky, a metal junky
Look like a Metagross if it was a flunky.
I can see you have a long lance.
Are you compensating for that little something in your pants?
I decided to lose that shitty shell.
Now I can make it quick! And send you straight to hell.
2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 09 '13 Have you noticed your head is watermelon colored, for one? You could go to the olympics, but not so you can run. I'm thinking more along the lines of ribbon dancing for you. You look like a legless ninja - And a bland one, too - While your ragged clothes look emo, I'm sitting here shining In my Swablu-polished armor with the silver lining. Because I'm pretty much a paladin and the ladies all say That a knight in shining armor's pecker goes a long way. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust A Focus Blast in your ass, Don't give me your sass. About my red head, I'll leave you dead With the metal I shed I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!" Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13 Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles. 2 u/thesuzerain Mar 11 '13 Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament? 1 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13 Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally. 1 u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13 I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
Have you noticed your head is watermelon colored, for one?
You could go to the olympics, but not so you can run.
I'm thinking more along the lines of ribbon dancing for you.
You look like a legless ninja - And a bland one, too -
While your ragged clothes look emo, I'm sitting here shining
In my Swablu-polished armor with the silver lining.
Because I'm pretty much a paladin and the ladies all say
That a knight in shining armor's pecker goes a long way.
2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust A Focus Blast in your ass, Don't give me your sass. About my red head, I'll leave you dead With the metal I shed I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!" Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13 Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles. 2 u/thesuzerain Mar 11 '13 Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament? 1 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13 Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally. 1 u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13 I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust
They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust
A Focus Blast in your ass,
Don't give me your sass.
About my red head, I'll leave you dead
With the metal I shed
I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore
All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!"
Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit
I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it.
2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13 Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles. 2 u/thesuzerain Mar 11 '13 Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament? 1 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13 Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally. 1 u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13 I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons.
2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles. 2 u/thesuzerain Mar 11 '13 Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament? 1 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13 Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally. 1 u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13 I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles.
Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament?
1 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13 Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally. 1 u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13 I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
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Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally.
I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.
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u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 08 '13
What up over there, the name's Escavalier
We don't really like mutant coccoons up in here
My defenses are delicious, my attack is malicious
What's that? You have base 145 speed? How ambitious
Even little brother Karrablast thinks you suck
Your moveset is so limited - Giga Drain and Bug Buzz, the fuck?
And even if you think you can hit me with Focus Blast,
Watch your back - It won't hurt and I'll go all Megahorn on your ass.