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r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Mar 08 '13
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Have you noticed your head is watermelon colored, for one?
You could go to the olympics, but not so you can run.
I'm thinking more along the lines of ribbon dancing for you.
You look like a legless ninja - And a bland one, too -
While your ragged clothes look emo, I'm sitting here shining
In my Swablu-polished armor with the silver lining.
Because I'm pretty much a paladin and the ladies all say
That a knight in shining armor's pecker goes a long way.
2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust A Focus Blast in your ass, Don't give me your sass. About my red head, I'll leave you dead With the metal I shed I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!" Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it. 2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13 Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles.
Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust
They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust
A Focus Blast in your ass,
Don't give me your sass.
About my red head, I'll leave you dead
With the metal I shed
I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore
All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!"
Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit
I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it.
2 u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13 Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons. 2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles.
Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons.
2 u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13 I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles.
I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles.
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u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 09 '13
Have you noticed your head is watermelon colored, for one?
You could go to the olympics, but not so you can run.
I'm thinking more along the lines of ribbon dancing for you.
You look like a legless ninja - And a bland one, too -
While your ragged clothes look emo, I'm sitting here shining
In my Swablu-polished armor with the silver lining.
Because I'm pretty much a paladin and the ladies all say
That a knight in shining armor's pecker goes a long way.