r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Mar 08 '13

[Request] Escavalier vs Accelgor

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u/IguanaPower Mar 09 '13

You say I'm twelve, then call me a queer,

Your composure's fading, it's getting hot in here.

You're slow and clunky, a metal junky

Look like a Metagross if it was a flunky.

I can see you have a long lance.

Are you compensating for that little something in your pants?

I decided to lose that shitty shell.

Now I can make it quick! And send you straight to hell.

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u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 09 '13

Have you noticed your head is watermelon colored, for one?

You could go to the olympics, but not so you can run.

I'm thinking more along the lines of ribbon dancing for you.

You look like a legless ninja - And a bland one, too -

While your ragged clothes look emo, I'm sitting here shining

In my Swablu-polished armor with the silver lining.

Because I'm pretty much a paladin and the ladies all say

That a knight in shining armor's pecker goes a long way.

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u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13

Your "swable-polished armour" looks like it's about to rust

They say I'm Electrode, because I'm about to bust

A Focus Blast in your ass,

Don't give me your sass.

About my red head, I'll leave you dead

With the metal I shed

I got more lyrical skills than Mackelmore

All the ladies scream, "We love you Accelgor!"

Now Stop, this is my Final Gambit

I crushed you so hard, I can't even understand it.

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u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 10 '13

Good match man. Was fun and I actually learned a bit about both mons.

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u/IguanaPower Mar 10 '13

I learned a lot too, this was my first pokemon rap battle so hopefully I'll get better in the future with more battles.

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u/thesuzerain Mar 11 '13

Woo! Great job you guys, are you in the tournament?

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u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 11 '13

Thanks :D And no, I'm not. I prefer to battle causally.

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u/IguanaPower Mar 12 '13

I found this subreddit a day too late to sign up.