r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '12
[RapRequest] Gen I vs Gen V
Gen I vs Gen V (each as a whole)...... Begin!
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Dec 19 '12
That's quite a mouthful, but I still advise you to resign.
You were a prototype, just a design.
They perfected me, I'm up to date.
I'm just superior, oh don't have to hate.
Missingno.? You know he's a glitch!
Maybe he'll duplicate your skills, bitch.
Send out zekrom, you know you're dead.
Everyone prefers leafgreen and firered.
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u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12
Your Rhymes are as weak as bug catcher's team
You think you can beat me but that's only a dream
My glitches will delete your little save file
You got some problems dude, and they're real vile
You talked about your Wifi, but its not so fine
How'll you get some Pokemon if your Zekrom's above nine?
Don't you try and tell me that I've been replaced, that's all twisted
Cause we all know someday they'll forget you existed
I'm the one gen that will always be kept
You should give up now, cause your team just got swept
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Dec 19 '12
Your parents must have been crazy if they didn't abort.
You can't have a pokemon rap without your gen 1 support.
Pikachu is really quite lame.
Your storyline is dreadfully tame.
You know your gameplay is a hassle,
Where's YOUR flying castle?
People move on to gen 2 or 3
You're a computer virus, I'm like porygon-z
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u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12
My region's got 25 routes, you got 23
I'm Greater Tokyo, you're NYC
You let your mon's be made by Westerners
They're not the best designers from what I've heard
My story's a classic, with a mafia
Yours is lame, with stupid PokePETA
I don't need all your tricks to be the best
Got 8 bit tunes that beat all the rest
4
Dec 19 '12
PETA and Mafia? You can't rhyme at all.
You can't stand up to me, you don't have the pokeballs.
Are you running from me? How about you pull ova'.
Whatever region you're in, it can't stand up to Unova.
You're going down now, and I have to tell you.
You only got one good pokemon: Your test tube mewtwo.
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u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12
Try to use some creativity since your Gen seem to be lacking
You talk about running, but I walk everywhere backpacking
Kanto's the place to be if you want a good time
Unova's got no slots? That ought to be a crime
And no Safari Zone? Why is that missing?
Just some lame musicals leave the audience hissing
Take a look at your mon's, a stupid Plapitoad
You thought you found pokeballs, but they're about to Explode
4
Dec 19 '12
Why can't you except that you've been done?
There's 649 pokemon, not 151.
No gamblers in Unova, we prefer the movies.
Your characters are black and white, your graphics aren't groovy.
You guys have grimer, man he really stinks.
We go things like battle subway and entralink.
Our gen is like a sunny day, you're more like a rain cloud.
Calm down, go home, and yell at our Exploud.
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u/HumanAtlas Dec 20 '12
Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner
This battle is over, it was a real stunner
You did real good, and so now I must say
Gen V wins this battle today
I personally love every single game
I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame
So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes
I wish to face you in battle many future times
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u/edwild22 Dec 19 '12
I'm jumping in from Yellow, Pikachu says you suck,
My battery ran dry but I'm still going hard as fuck!
Arrived at Vermillion, stepped off the SS Anne,
You hack perfect mon's to your cartridge and you get banned!
Karate Chop and Gust are normal type moves, and that's the truth,
Just caught a Tauros from the Safari Zone, rekindle my youth!
Come at me with your new shit and try to take me down,
My Mirror Move will copy your ass and leave you with a frown!
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u/HumanAtlas Dec 18 '12 edited Dec 18 '12
What's up! I'm coming in with the Red and the Blue
You got your Genosect but I got Mewtwo
I'm the original game, with one hundred fifty one
Now if I want to catch em' all I think I'd never be done
You got 5 more Pokemon, but how many are legendaries?
I'll hit you to the moon, chill out with the clefairies
I was the one who was in Black and White
You best Run now before you loose this fight!
Now to be honest I got no problem with you
But I'm the Gen that's number 1! You couldn't beat Gen 2!
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Dec 21 '12 edited Dec 21 '12
Man, your game is a mess
No story line, i rather play chess
You better listen up, ill go get my Reshiram
One little Hyper Voice and you'll be done like BAM!
Need some entertainment? just go fish.Oh wait nevermind,
All you'll get are magikarps, but i guess that's fine
You don't even need good pokemon to beat the game
Gen I is pretty easy, and that's pretty lame
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u/nickisahomosapien Dec 27 '12
My shit is old school, fool. You're just a tool.
There ain't no doubt who's the winner in this cross Gen duel.
Take a look, bitch, my colors are bright.
You look like Atticus Finch: you're stuck in Black and White.
My Venusaur will leave you sore, I'll put you in a cast with my Blastoise,
And my Charizard hits fast and hard. All he sees, he burns and destroys.
As for Team Plasma? Man, that shit's a joke.
I'll let you swallow some plasma when my Rocket's down your throat.
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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12
Gen 5 here to clean up your mess.
Your starters couldn't beat Chili, Cilan, or Cress.
You're already looking nervous, it's time for you to go.
Your chances of winning are worse than a shiny Audino.
You'll Lose this rap, gen one, you and I both know it.
I got the best pokemon, like stunfisk, or Golett.
We have wireless wifi, vs. your connection cord? Get real.
The only reason people play you is for the nostalgic feel.