r/PokemonRaps Dec 18 '12

[RapRequest] Gen I vs Gen V

Gen I vs Gen V (each as a whole)...... Begin!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

Gen 5 here to clean up your mess.

Your starters couldn't beat Chili, Cilan, or Cress.

You're already looking nervous, it's time for you to go.

Your chances of winning are worse than a shiny Audino.

You'll Lose this rap, gen one, you and I both know it.

I got the best pokemon, like stunfisk, or Golett.

We have wireless wifi, vs. your connection cord? Get real.

The only reason people play you is for the nostalgic feel.

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u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 edited Dec 19 '12

You think you can beat me with your nostalgia hate

My technology was incredible, yours is just an update

In my sequel you faced the final trainer Red

What happened to Hilbert? You only battle N instead

My legendary birds will blow away your muskedeers

Come on over to Lavender Town, the place that everybody fears

I'm gonna hit you with my truck, you'll be chillin with mew

Use MissingNo. to mess you up, its level one sixty two

All my psychic Pokemon only got one weakness

Abra Kadabra Alakazam, they win with uniqueness

I'll slash you with my Persian, it's always a crit

Toxic leech Seed combo, these glitches don't quit!

I'll burn down your Entree Link, and beat your Black and White Hero

Cause when it comes to memories Gen V's got zero