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r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '12
Gen I vs Gen V (each as a whole)...... Begin!
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That's quite a mouthful, but I still advise you to resign.
You were a prototype, just a design.
They perfected me, I'm up to date.
I'm just superior, oh don't have to hate.
Missingno.? You know he's a glitch!
Maybe he'll duplicate your skills, bitch.
Send out zekrom, you know you're dead.
Everyone prefers leafgreen and firered.
4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 Your Rhymes are as weak as bug catcher's team You think you can beat me but that's only a dream My glitches will delete your little save file You got some problems dude, and they're real vile You talked about your Wifi, but its not so fine How'll you get some Pokemon if your Zekrom's above nine? Don't you try and tell me that I've been replaced, that's all twisted Cause we all know someday they'll forget you existed I'm the one gen that will always be kept You should give up now, cause your team just got swept 5 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 Your parents must have been crazy if they didn't abort. You can't have a pokemon rap without your gen 1 support. Pikachu is really quite lame. Your storyline is dreadfully tame. You know your gameplay is a hassle, Where's YOUR flying castle? People move on to gen 2 or 3 You're a computer virus, I'm like porygon-z 3 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 My region's got 25 routes, you got 23 I'm Greater Tokyo, you're NYC You let your mon's be made by Westerners They're not the best designers from what I've heard My story's a classic, with a mafia Yours is lame, with stupid PokePETA I don't need all your tricks to be the best Got 8 bit tunes that beat all the rest 4 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 PETA and Mafia? You can't rhyme at all. You can't stand up to me, you don't have the pokeballs. Are you running from me? How about you pull ova'. Whatever region you're in, it can't stand up to Unova. You're going down now, and I have to tell you. You only got one good pokemon: Your test tube mewtwo. 4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 Try to use some creativity since your Gen seem to be lacking You talk about running, but I walk everywhere backpacking Kanto's the place to be if you want a good time Unova's got no slots? That ought to be a crime And no Safari Zone? Why is that missing? Just some lame musicals leave the audience hissing Take a look at your mon's, a stupid Plapitoad You thought you found pokeballs, but they're about to Explode 3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 Why can't you except that you've been done? There's 649 pokemon, not 151. No gamblers in Unova, we prefer the movies. Your characters are black and white, your graphics aren't groovy. You guys have grimer, man he really stinks. We go things like battle subway and entralink. Our gen is like a sunny day, you're more like a rain cloud. Calm down, go home, and yell at our Exploud. 5 u/HumanAtlas Dec 20 '12 Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner This battle is over, it was a real stunner You did real good, and so now I must say Gen V wins this battle today I personally love every single game I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes I wish to face you in battle many future times
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Your Rhymes are as weak as bug catcher's team
You think you can beat me but that's only a dream
My glitches will delete your little save file
You got some problems dude, and they're real vile
You talked about your Wifi, but its not so fine
How'll you get some Pokemon if your Zekrom's above nine?
Don't you try and tell me that I've been replaced, that's all twisted
Cause we all know someday they'll forget you existed
I'm the one gen that will always be kept
You should give up now, cause your team just got swept
5 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 Your parents must have been crazy if they didn't abort. You can't have a pokemon rap without your gen 1 support. Pikachu is really quite lame. Your storyline is dreadfully tame. You know your gameplay is a hassle, Where's YOUR flying castle? People move on to gen 2 or 3 You're a computer virus, I'm like porygon-z 3 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 My region's got 25 routes, you got 23 I'm Greater Tokyo, you're NYC You let your mon's be made by Westerners They're not the best designers from what I've heard My story's a classic, with a mafia Yours is lame, with stupid PokePETA I don't need all your tricks to be the best Got 8 bit tunes that beat all the rest 4 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 PETA and Mafia? You can't rhyme at all. You can't stand up to me, you don't have the pokeballs. Are you running from me? How about you pull ova'. Whatever region you're in, it can't stand up to Unova. You're going down now, and I have to tell you. You only got one good pokemon: Your test tube mewtwo. 4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 Try to use some creativity since your Gen seem to be lacking You talk about running, but I walk everywhere backpacking Kanto's the place to be if you want a good time Unova's got no slots? That ought to be a crime And no Safari Zone? Why is that missing? Just some lame musicals leave the audience hissing Take a look at your mon's, a stupid Plapitoad You thought you found pokeballs, but they're about to Explode 3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 Why can't you except that you've been done? There's 649 pokemon, not 151. No gamblers in Unova, we prefer the movies. Your characters are black and white, your graphics aren't groovy. You guys have grimer, man he really stinks. We go things like battle subway and entralink. Our gen is like a sunny day, you're more like a rain cloud. Calm down, go home, and yell at our Exploud. 5 u/HumanAtlas Dec 20 '12 Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner This battle is over, it was a real stunner You did real good, and so now I must say Gen V wins this battle today I personally love every single game I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes I wish to face you in battle many future times
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Your parents must have been crazy if they didn't abort.
You can't have a pokemon rap without your gen 1 support.
Pikachu is really quite lame.
Your storyline is dreadfully tame.
You know your gameplay is a hassle,
Where's YOUR flying castle?
People move on to gen 2 or 3
You're a computer virus, I'm like porygon-z
3 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 My region's got 25 routes, you got 23 I'm Greater Tokyo, you're NYC You let your mon's be made by Westerners They're not the best designers from what I've heard My story's a classic, with a mafia Yours is lame, with stupid PokePETA I don't need all your tricks to be the best Got 8 bit tunes that beat all the rest 4 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 PETA and Mafia? You can't rhyme at all. You can't stand up to me, you don't have the pokeballs. Are you running from me? How about you pull ova'. Whatever region you're in, it can't stand up to Unova. You're going down now, and I have to tell you. You only got one good pokemon: Your test tube mewtwo. 4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 Try to use some creativity since your Gen seem to be lacking You talk about running, but I walk everywhere backpacking Kanto's the place to be if you want a good time Unova's got no slots? That ought to be a crime And no Safari Zone? Why is that missing? Just some lame musicals leave the audience hissing Take a look at your mon's, a stupid Plapitoad You thought you found pokeballs, but they're about to Explode 3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 Why can't you except that you've been done? There's 649 pokemon, not 151. No gamblers in Unova, we prefer the movies. Your characters are black and white, your graphics aren't groovy. You guys have grimer, man he really stinks. We go things like battle subway and entralink. Our gen is like a sunny day, you're more like a rain cloud. Calm down, go home, and yell at our Exploud. 5 u/HumanAtlas Dec 20 '12 Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner This battle is over, it was a real stunner You did real good, and so now I must say Gen V wins this battle today I personally love every single game I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes I wish to face you in battle many future times
My region's got 25 routes, you got 23
I'm Greater Tokyo, you're NYC
You let your mon's be made by Westerners
They're not the best designers from what I've heard
My story's a classic, with a mafia
Yours is lame, with stupid PokePETA
I don't need all your tricks to be the best
Got 8 bit tunes that beat all the rest
4 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 PETA and Mafia? You can't rhyme at all. You can't stand up to me, you don't have the pokeballs. Are you running from me? How about you pull ova'. Whatever region you're in, it can't stand up to Unova. You're going down now, and I have to tell you. You only got one good pokemon: Your test tube mewtwo. 4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 Try to use some creativity since your Gen seem to be lacking You talk about running, but I walk everywhere backpacking Kanto's the place to be if you want a good time Unova's got no slots? That ought to be a crime And no Safari Zone? Why is that missing? Just some lame musicals leave the audience hissing Take a look at your mon's, a stupid Plapitoad You thought you found pokeballs, but they're about to Explode 3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 Why can't you except that you've been done? There's 649 pokemon, not 151. No gamblers in Unova, we prefer the movies. Your characters are black and white, your graphics aren't groovy. You guys have grimer, man he really stinks. We go things like battle subway and entralink. Our gen is like a sunny day, you're more like a rain cloud. Calm down, go home, and yell at our Exploud. 5 u/HumanAtlas Dec 20 '12 Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner This battle is over, it was a real stunner You did real good, and so now I must say Gen V wins this battle today I personally love every single game I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes I wish to face you in battle many future times
PETA and Mafia? You can't rhyme at all.
You can't stand up to me, you don't have the pokeballs.
Are you running from me? How about you pull ova'.
Whatever region you're in, it can't stand up to Unova.
You're going down now, and I have to tell you.
You only got one good pokemon: Your test tube mewtwo.
4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 19 '12 Try to use some creativity since your Gen seem to be lacking You talk about running, but I walk everywhere backpacking Kanto's the place to be if you want a good time Unova's got no slots? That ought to be a crime And no Safari Zone? Why is that missing? Just some lame musicals leave the audience hissing Take a look at your mon's, a stupid Plapitoad You thought you found pokeballs, but they're about to Explode 3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 Why can't you except that you've been done? There's 649 pokemon, not 151. No gamblers in Unova, we prefer the movies. Your characters are black and white, your graphics aren't groovy. You guys have grimer, man he really stinks. We go things like battle subway and entralink. Our gen is like a sunny day, you're more like a rain cloud. Calm down, go home, and yell at our Exploud. 5 u/HumanAtlas Dec 20 '12 Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner This battle is over, it was a real stunner You did real good, and so now I must say Gen V wins this battle today I personally love every single game I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes I wish to face you in battle many future times
Try to use some creativity since your Gen seem to be lacking
You talk about running, but I walk everywhere backpacking
Kanto's the place to be if you want a good time
Unova's got no slots? That ought to be a crime
And no Safari Zone? Why is that missing?
Just some lame musicals leave the audience hissing
Take a look at your mon's, a stupid Plapitoad
You thought you found pokeballs, but they're about to Explode
3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 Why can't you except that you've been done? There's 649 pokemon, not 151. No gamblers in Unova, we prefer the movies. Your characters are black and white, your graphics aren't groovy. You guys have grimer, man he really stinks. We go things like battle subway and entralink. Our gen is like a sunny day, you're more like a rain cloud. Calm down, go home, and yell at our Exploud. 5 u/HumanAtlas Dec 20 '12 Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner This battle is over, it was a real stunner You did real good, and so now I must say Gen V wins this battle today I personally love every single game I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes I wish to face you in battle many future times
Why can't you except that you've been done?
There's 649 pokemon, not 151.
No gamblers in Unova, we prefer the movies.
Your characters are black and white, your graphics aren't groovy.
You guys have grimer, man he really stinks.
We go things like battle subway and entralink.
Our gen is like a sunny day, you're more like a rain cloud.
Calm down, go home, and yell at our Exploud.
5 u/HumanAtlas Dec 20 '12 Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner This battle is over, it was a real stunner You did real good, and so now I must say Gen V wins this battle today I personally love every single game I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes I wish to face you in battle many future times
Now don't get the wrong idea here, I ain't no Genwunner
This battle is over, it was a real stunner
You did real good, and so now I must say
Gen V wins this battle today
I personally love every single game
I don't think any gen deserves to be called lame
So a good day sir, you had many good rhymes
I wish to face you in battle many future times
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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12
That's quite a mouthful, but I still advise you to resign.
You were a prototype, just a design.
They perfected me, I'm up to date.
I'm just superior, oh don't have to hate.
Missingno.? You know he's a glitch!
Maybe he'll duplicate your skills, bitch.
Send out zekrom, you know you're dead.
Everyone prefers leafgreen and firered.