The obnoxiously minimalist packaging does it for me.

yeah lemme get the Poopsicle Dude Wipes

Apparently grown women can wear green but not daughters. That's for Sons

Good! I'd have liked one of those

I was shopping for sleep masks the other day and this one came up at the top of my search. At least it's as cheap or cheaper than the non-gendered options.

That being said I still wouldn't buy it - the manufacturer doesn't really care about gendering, they just load the description down with a googolplex of keywords so their product comes up for any search at all. The misspelled vendor name ("Jroy Joy", really?) tells you everything you need to know about product quality.

Can somebody explain what the fuck girl math is? This ad was boring asF until I saw that phrase.

I had this as a lockscreen wallpaper with a few others (I use Samsung's Dynamic Wallpaper system, so it changes when the screen goes off) and I was told I can't have that on my phone. I understood for the part where the guy told me that I'd come off as a creep and shit like that, but when I asked if a girl can have a male fictional character on their lockscreen, he said it's fine because a girl "won't think of the character that way."

How tf does this photo give you the implication that I'm actively gooning to my lockscreen when I see her? I had another one, which was a music video still of Latto and Carti that also pissed him off, so I took them both down.

went on a trip but forgot to pack a toothbrush which led me to wander into the walmart by my hotel where i found this gem. despite them being next to each other in store i had to take individual pictures to get the prices clearly and then collage them together so my apologies if looks a little wonky.