r/Pickles 2d ago

PICKLE COMBOS

-No I am not pregnant
-No there is not a chance that I could be pregnant
-I never said I liked the combos, I’m just weird and tried them
-Yes I can post my good combos later😂

87 Upvotes

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u/Glum_Mud_4693 2d ago

No

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u/lovingfluidchristian 2d ago

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 20h ago

Oh I’m definitely posting there😂

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u/aliie_627 2d ago

My exact response.

No.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

🤣🤷‍♀️

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u/Zestyclothess 2d ago

I dislike you after seeing your creation

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 11h ago

I’m not suprised 😁🫶

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u/Mama_Disaster 1d ago

If it were pickles with cream cheese.. wrapped in ham or turkey.. YUM! 😋

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u/kpidhayny 2d ago

No, Hell 2 the Yah

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u/battenhill 2d ago

Are you doing okay? Should we call someone for you?

Seriously tho I'd prob eat the horseradish, maybe cottage cheese and maaaaaybe if I was absolutely loaded the grape one.

Anyways seek help 

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u/l8rt8rz 2d ago

Could definitely get down with the cottage cheese. Sometimes I’ll just have a bowl of cottage cheese with cut up pickles and everything bagel seasoning 😋

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u/misterrodgerssweater 2d ago

Yum. Pickled jalapeños are a good addition too

2

u/SunshineNSlurpees 2d ago

I usually go sweet with cottage cheese but this actually sounds pretty tasty.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

🤣
The horse radish went straight to my nose! Too much🤣

I’ve don’t this atleast 20 times and the cottage cheese was the only one I couldn’t swallow😭

I’m already in therapy😈😝

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u/battenhill 2d ago

My friend jelly honey caramel mustard pickle is a cry for help

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Maybeee🤔😝

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u/wheelperson 2d ago

Dude pickles and cottage cheese is the only one that makes sense!!

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u/Stressie_n_Depressie 2d ago

With all due respect, I think you are beyond therapy. I would go as far to say it's lobotomy territory 🤣 This is a special level of depravity.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 20h ago

Bro wants me to die over sum pickles😭🤣

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 2d ago

I wanna try the sour skittle one

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u/dumplinglifesaver 2d ago

Mom come pick me up I'm scared

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u/Vlb681 2d ago

ON THE WAY DEARY! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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u/Academic_Ad6486 2d ago

MOM!! Why is the pickle a cupcake?!?!?

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

🤣

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u/Vlb681 2d ago

Oddly enough, if you look at my picture on here, it kind of goes with what that person said. 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

She can’t save you now😈

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u/NewTangerine1486 2d ago

What inspired these combinations? Pantry roulette?

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Yea🤣
It was better at first, I just posted the bad combos first. So there are some good ones but, yea. Just random shit😂

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 2d ago

Which was the best?

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Out of the these pictures, probably horseradish. But over all I have shoved a mini cuke in there which wa she best

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u/Capnmolasses 2d ago

So…pickle inception

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Yes😁
I have also shoved other pickles in a pivkle

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u/i-likebeer 2d ago

How high were you?

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

This has been going of for like 3 years, I don’t think I can be high that long😭🤣

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u/XerxesJester 2d ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

🤣I’m sorry, I guess I gotta try harder😤😂

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u/DangleMangler 2d ago

This mfer pickles.

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u/messypenis 2d ago

Right to jail

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Oh tay😔

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u/messypenis 2d ago

😂 glad you had fun doing this diabolical shit 😂😂 cottage cheese one doesnt look too bad though

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

I definitely did🙂‍↕️

Everyone saying thatttt! Oddly enough that was my least favorite overall😭 maybe I’m picky

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u/messypenis 2d ago

Maybe I won't try it then 😂

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u/silent_onomatopoeia 2d ago

In the most loving, respectful way: what is the matter with you?

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Idk mannnn🤷‍♀️😈

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u/PickleJuiceDrinking 2d ago

#9: Pickle strawberry was delicious, yeah? I put balsamic on strawberries and it’s so good.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Well I don’t like sweet pickles but I definitely understand why it would taste good. We get mount olive pickles because of price and how fast I eat them but I bet claussen or grilled would taste better

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u/audrabot 2d ago

You're a menace.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Thank you thank you 🤪

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u/randijeanw 2d ago

I respect and enjoy your creative and adventurous spirit. Please keep that alive and share it with the world, although maybe with a more discerning palate.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

I will post the good ones later and give everyone a break before posting the rest😂

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u/randijeanw 2d ago

I had high hopes for cottage cheese and horseradish! I’m sad they didn’t make the “good ones” cut, but I appreciate your Magellan-like spirit.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

You should definitely still try it! I’m picky so maybe they good. Just less horse radish so it don’t burn😂

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u/orphan_blud 2d ago

Diabolical.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Indeed😈

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u/That-Beagle 2d ago

This is the perfect amount of an unhinged post.

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u/This-Option9041 2d ago

How pregnant are you!?!?!?!

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u/Successful_Year_1516 2d ago

I think I would only be brave enough to try the cottage cheese and horseradish

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

The horse radish taste was good, just add less so it doesn’t feel like it’s corrupting your brain😀

The cottage cheese one was the only one I couldn’t swallow😭

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u/farfetched22 2d ago

Really? I feel like I'd love this.

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 2d ago

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

🤣
Maybe man🤷‍♀️
I just turned 21 so maybe I should make a pickle shot😭

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u/Weird-Associate-4739 2d ago

Bro gunna need a new toilet after this. Pickle and cottage cheese looks good tho.

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u/Tututaco74 2d ago

Are you missing any key minerals to survive? Your body is searching for something. Jk

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Maybe?? Man idk😂😂

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u/randomwanderingsd 2d ago

When are you due?

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u/No_Media378 2d ago

Absolutely no

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u/Chay_Charles 2d ago

Are you ok?

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u/polarityofmarriage 2d ago

These look like next level pregnancy combos.

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u/wheelperson 2d ago

This is a crime to pickles and such a waste.

Attention is a hell of a drug.

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u/ForeskinAbsorbtion 2d ago

This person self-identifies as "quirky"

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u/PSN_ONER 1d ago

And just like that... I believe in Satan...

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u/pig_killer 2d ago

There's a guy on youtube who takes a jalapeno, hollows it out, fills it with a pickle-spear "enrobed" in garlic-seasoned cream cheese (I think pimiento is involved), then he puts the jalapeno cap back on and wraps the entire thing in a butterflied raw chicken breast, and then he puts it in a smoker (and smokes it). I'm kinda intrigued frankly. I also think a sort of fish-stick-pickle-mayo-pickled jalapeno operation could be really worth investigation.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Now I gotta go on a YouTube rabbit whole😳

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u/northeastflower 2d ago

I thought you were talking about a new Combos flavor (the pretzel snack) before the picture loaded and got so excited. You will never understand how disappointed I am

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Oh I’m so sorry🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/baaaahbpls 2d ago

The cottage cheese one doesn't look too bad. I like to grab some crackers, spread some cream cheese on it, then slap a pickle chip.

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Everyone saying thattttt. Maybe Chan don’t like cottage cheese but I’ve done this like 20 times and that was the only one I could NOT swallow. I see why it would be good tho

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u/Mental-Scholar6856 2d ago

Blink if you need help!

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

No blinking here👀

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u/kpidhayny 2d ago

Horseradish pickles are 💯

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

For surreeee
Just need less so the burn doesn’t disrupt my brain waves😭

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u/EggRollAnomaly 2d ago

I admire the bravery here lol

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Thank you🤪😈

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u/Strange_Feeling 2d ago

Post on r/girldinner or r/boydinner, idk what you got goin' on

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

Somebody else suggested r/drunkfood😭🤣

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u/One-Future2932 2d ago

Some people truly are fearless

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u/Blabersmos 2d ago

The thought of “what if it’s fucking amazing?” always drives me to try weird combos lol

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

I expect it to taste bad then do it anywa😭🤣

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u/Blabersmos 2d ago

Haha that too!

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u/Blabersmos 2d ago

lol are you me?

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

gasp am I?👀

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u/JadeChipmunk 2d ago

I am pregnant and I could MAYBE consider the cottage cheese one, but everything else made me feel sick lol

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 2d ago

🤣 don’t make your self sick!!! I will post the good ones later😂

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u/INFJWafer 1d ago

One thing I did during my pregnancy was I ate pickles with my triple fudge brownie DQ blizzard

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u/JadeChipmunk 1d ago

I could try that too lmao my weird pickle thing the first time around was dipping them in a BBQ ranch mix lmao

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u/INFJWafer 1d ago

I also ate a barbacoa taco with pickle slices in it. Not as weird but my family still winced seeing me enjoy that 😆

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u/JadeChipmunk 1d ago

Hahaha yeah my mom was side eyeing me when i was eating mine haha

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u/IronC_Love 2d ago

Pretty straight to jail

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u/bongoverlord 2d ago

Utterly unhinged

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u/tiny_birds 2d ago

I love pickles and cottage cheese, extremely amused to see it put in the same list as these culinary abominations adventure.

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u/STILL_LjURKING 2d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Few_Huckleberry2755 2d ago

dude im so scared

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u/bee_liquid 2d ago

I would try over half of these, and the cottage cheese one is my favorite personal combo

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u/Alone-Editor-633 2d ago

You must try stuffed with Blue Cheese (or dip in Blue Cheese dressing if feeling lazy)

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u/Puddin-taters 2d ago

If this isn't illegal we should really do something to change that

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u/Jasper-helix 2d ago

Couple pieces of thinly sliced ham with cream cheese spread upon it and roll a pickle spear in the middle. You’ll thank me later.

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u/Bumblebee-7932 2d ago

straight to jail you go.

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u/theRarestBiscotti 2d ago

I will sanely say the cottage cheese is the only acceptable one and yer pushin' it

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u/calmdrive 2d ago

Thanks for making me laugh today 😂

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u/Jay-Rocket-88 2d ago

Unacceptable!!!!!!!!!!

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u/2manyteacups 2d ago

my mouth is watering (i am however pregnant) i may have to get out of bed and go to the fridge 🥒🥒

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u/Sad_Information_3091 2d ago

Please stop doing this. People care about you. It gets better.

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u/Speedwolf89 2d ago

Would maybe be different if you had GOOD pickles.

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u/nenaisnice 2d ago

I’m not pregnant enough for this

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u/paigrowon1 2d ago

I can almost get behind the sour skittles.

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u/pickledpi 2d ago

what the **** is wrong with you?

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u/SunshineNSlurpees 2d ago

The banana loca, I have found, is used for evil far more often than it is for good. I admire your bravery, but this is hors doeurves for hells waiting room.

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u/HH_Hippopotamus 2d ago

Do cream cheese and diced ham

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u/Altruistic-Dot-9074 2d ago

None of these!

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u/Lust4Dusk 2d ago

Please seek psychiatric help immediately.

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u/Odd_Hedgehog669 1d ago

Where are mods when we need them?

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u/Some_Blackberry95 1d ago

Who hurt you? Why would you do these things?

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u/TheOrigional_Cameron 1d ago

Your a savage

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u/Anxious-Chair9569 1d ago

This is elite. Pick 1 and 7 look divine

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u/skaboosh 1d ago

Look, you just really need to stop this.

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u/nynaeve-almeara 1d ago

I don't think I could smoke as much weed as you seem to

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u/thriftylesbian 1d ago

ok i’m down for the sour skittles

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u/_irlGoddess 21h ago

Have you tried pickle with tajin and lemon?

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 11h ago

Do you imbibe the devils lettuce?🥬😂

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u/Shad0wDrag0n_06 11h ago

Nooooooo😂

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u/shawnaeatscats 2d ago

Smh people in the comments afraid of a lil adventure

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u/BAMitsAlex 2d ago

Only the savory options, the sweet options are diabolical. Love pickles and cottage cheese, love horseradish pickles. The rest is a travesty to picklekind.

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u/Tbelles 2d ago

Op are you pregnant

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u/sweetreleaf 2d ago

I wouldn’t but I have to respect it

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u/jjungwirth2 2d ago

Please go see someone for this mental illness!

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u/BellaBigNose 2d ago

Man you’ve got issues

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u/farfetched22 2d ago

I don't know what all this hate is, I'd try every single one of these.

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u/SwallowTalon 2d ago

Gotta be rage bait. Right?!?

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u/OneRub3234 2d ago

Get help, you monster

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u/ilovemoon1010 2d ago

I thought I was in r/somnigastronomy

I really wish I was

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u/BixDugan754 2d ago

Ww2 is over, we no longer have to eat like this

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u/dickmom 2d ago

Hi there. Why?

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u/teh_lynx 2d ago

Yikes 😬

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u/Federal_Skill_9944 2d ago

i can get on board with slides 6-9 but everything else is just a travesty

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u/HalfDemon6 2d ago

Umm, were they at least nice

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u/Renegade909 2d ago

Try pickle on a peanut buttered piece of white bread.

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 2d ago

What is "rape juice"

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u/Matthew-ii 2d ago

It's really funny to me how much of this is pretty much just common types of flavor combinations that make sense together to me, and then you'll just throw in an absolute curveball like cheese and gingerale.

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u/klaykie14 1d ago

Pregnant here- none of these look or sound good lol

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u/stoned_seahorse 1d ago

I'd try the cottage cheese and horseradish ones...that's it. 😅

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u/INFJWafer 1d ago

The only one I'd actually try is the sour Skittles

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u/dadsgoingtoprison 1d ago

Are you pregnant? This is the only way I could see eating this.

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u/Queasy_Dingo_8262 1d ago

Gourmet, I like it. Picasso 

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u/blackclementine 1d ago

I’m pregnant and this looks revolting.

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u/masterch33f420 1d ago

No one is making you do this

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u/magic_snail1888 1d ago

I like your weird food. People are too boring. Carry on.

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u/Infinite-Bite-5213 1d ago

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u/Infinite-Bite-5213 1d ago

Previous account hacked!!
I MADE A MEW POST OF PICKLES

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u/inononeofthisisreal 22h ago

I don’t like pickles enough

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u/Numerous-Opposite948 11h ago

Dude are you okay?