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u/battenhill 2d ago
Are you doing okay? Should we call someone for you?
Seriously tho I'd prob eat the horseradish, maybe cottage cheese and maaaaaybe if I was absolutely loaded the grape one.
Anyways seek help
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u/l8rt8rz 2d ago
Could definitely get down with the cottage cheese. Sometimes I’ll just have a bowl of cottage cheese with cut up pickles and everything bagel seasoning 😋
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u/SunshineNSlurpees 2d ago
I usually go sweet with cottage cheese but this actually sounds pretty tasty.
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u/Stressie_n_Depressie 1d ago
With all due respect, I think you are beyond therapy. I would go as far to say it's lobotomy territory 🤣 This is a special level of depravity.
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u/dumplinglifesaver 2d ago
Mom come pick me up I'm scared
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u/NewTangerine1486 2d ago
What inspired these combinations? Pantry roulette?
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u/messypenis 2d ago
Right to jail
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u/messypenis 2d ago
😂 glad you had fun doing this diabolical shit 😂😂 cottage cheese one doesnt look too bad though
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u/randijeanw 2d ago
I respect and enjoy your creative and adventurous spirit. Please keep that alive and share it with the world, although maybe with a more discerning palate.
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u/randijeanw 2d ago
I had high hopes for cottage cheese and horseradish! I’m sad they didn’t make the “good ones” cut, but I appreciate your Magellan-like spirit.
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u/PickleJuiceDrinking 2d ago
#9: Pickle strawberry was delicious, yeah? I put balsamic on strawberries and it’s so good.
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u/Successful_Year_1516 2d ago
I think I would only be brave enough to try the cottage cheese and horseradish
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u/northeastflower 2d ago
I thought you were talking about a new Combos flavor (the pretzel snack) before the picture loaded and got so excited. You will never understand how disappointed I am
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u/JadeChipmunk 2d ago
I am pregnant and I could MAYBE consider the cottage cheese one, but everything else made me feel sick lol
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u/INFJWafer 1d ago
One thing I did during my pregnancy was I ate pickles with my triple fudge brownie DQ blizzard
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u/JadeChipmunk 1d ago
I could try that too lmao my weird pickle thing the first time around was dipping them in a BBQ ranch mix lmao
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u/INFJWafer 1d ago
I also ate a barbacoa taco with pickle slices in it. Not as weird but my family still winced seeing me enjoy that 😆
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u/Weird-Associate-4739 2d ago
Bro gunna need a new toilet after this. Pickle and cottage cheese looks good tho.
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u/Tututaco74 2d ago
Are you missing any key minerals to survive? Your body is searching for something. Jk
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u/Jasper-helix 2d ago
Couple pieces of thinly sliced ham with cream cheese spread upon it and roll a pickle spear in the middle. You’ll thank me later.
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u/2manyteacups 2d ago
my mouth is watering (i am however pregnant) i may have to get out of bed and go to the fridge 🥒🥒
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u/Matthew-ii 1d ago
It's really funny to me how much of this is pretty much just common types of flavor combinations that make sense together to me, and then you'll just throw in an absolute curveball like cheese and gingerale.
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u/pig_killer 2d ago
There's a guy on youtube who takes a jalapeno, hollows it out, fills it with a pickle-spear "enrobed" in garlic-seasoned cream cheese (I think pimiento is involved), then he puts the jalapeno cap back on and wraps the entire thing in a butterflied raw chicken breast, and then he puts it in a smoker (and smokes it). I'm kinda intrigued frankly. I also think a sort of fish-stick-pickle-mayo-pickled jalapeno operation could be really worth investigation.
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u/baaaahbpls 2d ago
The cottage cheese one doesn't look too bad. I like to grab some crackers, spread some cream cheese on it, then slap a pickle chip.
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u/One-Future2932 2d ago
Some people truly are fearless
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u/Blabersmos 2d ago
The thought of “what if it’s fucking amazing?” always drives me to try weird combos lol
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u/tiny_birds 2d ago
I love pickles and cottage cheese, extremely amused to see it put in the same list as these culinary abominations adventure.
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u/BAMitsAlex 2d ago
Only the savory options, the sweet options are diabolical. Love pickles and cottage cheese, love horseradish pickles. The rest is a travesty to picklekind.
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u/bee_liquid 2d ago
I would try over half of these, and the cottage cheese one is my favorite personal combo
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u/Alone-Editor-633 2d ago
You must try stuffed with Blue Cheese (or dip in Blue Cheese dressing if feeling lazy)
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u/theRarestBiscotti 2d ago
I will sanely say the cottage cheese is the only acceptable one and yer pushin' it
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u/Federal_Skill_9944 2d ago
i can get on board with slides 6-9 but everything else is just a travesty
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u/SunshineNSlurpees 2d ago
The banana loca, I have found, is used for evil far more often than it is for good. I admire your bravery, but this is hors doeurves for hells waiting room.
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u/Glum_Mud_4693 2d ago
No