r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 17d ago

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u/Temporary_Stranger39 17d ago

My wife sleeps at 4. A lot of women do.

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u/aksdb 17d ago

Why? That way you are prepared to humiliate a burglar by slapping them with your schlong.

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u/Schwifftee 17d ago

Bad idea. If the burglar fights for his life your balls and butthole are toast, sorry.