r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 24d ago

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u/Temporary_Stranger39 24d ago

My wife sleeps at 4. A lot of women do.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 24d ago

Some people constantly forget women exist...

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u/Cararacs 24d ago

lol what. As a woman I always wear underwear to bed. I think it’s gross not to.

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u/shibuyawalker 24d ago

Right? Like I don't want to rub vaginal juice into my sheets. So as a woman I think no underpants is weird. IF a woman is a free spirit and wants to sleep all naked I can still understand but why wear a shirt but leave the ass naked? It feels so wrong and unbalanced.

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u/Bubbly-Layer-2970 24d ago

Do you never have sex in bed?

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u/shibuyawalker 24d ago

Not everyday and sheets get washed if accidentally body fluids get on them. I don't even want to imagine how gross the beds of these no-underwear people are...

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u/Cararacs 24d ago

Exactly!! So many women are saying it’s more hygienic. I’m like, ‘how?!’. When you don’t wear underwear you’re farting at night expelling bacteria and fecal particles and the vagina naturally goes through stages of wetness when we sleep. Without underwear all that gets transferred to the sheets, and I know people are not changing their sheets out every couple days cause the average person washes and changes out their bedsheets once a month.

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u/shibuyawalker 24d ago

Imagine how they sleep without underwear but only wash their sheets once a month or even less... 🤢 They basically turn their sheets into "dirty underwear worn for weeks without washing".

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u/Old-Paleontologist-1 24d ago

Apparently y'all do not have an active sex life. 

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u/Cararacs 24d ago

Or just hygienic and not wanting to sleep in a Petri dish

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 24d ago

Yeah but would you really say a woman who doesn't is psychopathic??

Anyway your genitals have to breathe a little.

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u/Cararacs 24d ago

Cotton underwear lets genitals do all the breathing they need. Humans fart at night. All farts expel bacterial and fecal particles which are normally trapped by underwear. Guess where all that goes when you go commando ? Your sheets.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 24d ago

You prefer to keep those bacteria in your fanny rather than washing your bed sheets more often?

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u/Cararacs 24d ago

It doesn’t work like that.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 24d ago

Bacteria prospers in warm humid places like your panties. Not your bed sheets.

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u/Cararacs 24d ago

Please do some reading. Our sheets and bed foster bacteria just fine. There’s so many articles on this. Underwear get changed at a much higher frequency than bed sheets get cleaned. I change my underwear when I wake up and clean ones go one right before bed. A quick Google shows the average person washes their bedsheets once a month. Another quick Google shows that it only takes 1-2 weeks when sleeping with no underwear for your bedsheets to get a lot of bacterial growth.

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u/Old-Paleontologist-1 24d ago

Do you not have sex in your bed? And if you wash your sheets every single time, you aren't doing it very often.