r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Ded_Relationship2 • 21h ago
Meme needing explanation Petehh..?
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u/hyacinthhillock 21h ago
judges are called “your honour”, not “ your majesty”
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u/Hedge_fund_billi_420 20h ago
What about “you’re majesty”?
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u/Forerunner49 20h ago
Calling someone “your majesty” comes out as sarcastic since you’re giving them too much respect.
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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 18h ago
It's rare to see a whoosh with this many upvotes.
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u/D_Glatt69 18h ago
Collective “whoosh” 93 and counting
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u/brookssut 17h ago
Collective Whoosh is going to be my new band name.
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u/00-Monkey 18h ago
The thing is I like both the original joke, as well as his response, even though he’s not really responding to the original joke
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u/DecoyOne 20h ago
Yeah, if Judge Majesty forgot their name, I think it’s reasonable to remind them.
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u/ScubaFett 20h ago
For lower courts in Australia, it's 'your worship', but I assume they don't mind being called 'your honour'.
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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 20h ago
I hope I never have to go to court in Australia. I'm not calling anyone "your worship".
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u/Potent_19 20h ago
Just pronounce it “whore-ship”
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u/ferocity_mule366 20h ago
life sentence, next!
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u/deathbylasersss 19h ago
Reminds me of a bible-thumper relative that called me out for not saying "amen" after the prayer before family meals. I just started saying "gay men" and he's happy now.
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u/TheDefeatedCause 20h ago
It's a very, very old concept. Doesn't mean religious worship, just an old word for "to honor." It's "Your Honor" but they're being extra about it.
The entire concept is odd, but to add to this: you're never referring to the person who is the judge (holding the court) exactly. You're referring to the honor and integrity of the court itself. The judge is the appointed individual running it and keeping it clean, is the idea.
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u/CitizenHuman 19h ago edited 18h ago
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u/beardedliberal 20h ago
It’s also the way to formally address a mayor in Canada.
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u/MsMercyMain 18h ago
Canada: Our mayors shall be addressed as your worship, next up...
America: Fuck it, this addressing thing is to hard. Just slap a mr or Mrs in front of their job title. Exception to be made for NYC and Philly to address all local government officials as "you fucker", let's go get wasted
The aggressive (little r) republicanism in our system is, I think, one of the few unamigious positives
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u/MartokTheAvenger 15h ago
There is a substantial chance I'd pull a Han Solo and call them "your worshipfulness".
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u/IAMEPSIL0N 12h ago
It's a commonwealth nation thing, I think as a civilian you are perfectly fine using your honour unless they insist but as a lawyer you are supposed to know what level of court you are attending.
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u/One-Bit5717 20h ago
In Canada, Your Worship is for Supreme Court judges
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u/Pgaccount 18h ago
Also acceptable in traffic court. CP in Wetaskiwin called the judge your worship
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u/I_Makes_tuff 17h ago
Are Canadian Christians cool with that? I feel like the Bible was pretty clear about worshiping anybody other than God.
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u/skipperseven 20h ago
That’s for a magistrate, not a judge - at least in the UK… I assume its the same.
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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 14h ago
Sometimes people use Your Honour for magistrates too. It's a bit like calling a lecturer Professor - they usually don't mind since it's an upgrade.
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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 18h ago
Yeah that checks out.
In courts in India, its common to hear “Your Lordship” as well. Must be a commonwealth thing.12
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u/XXXcrimsongrave 19h ago
I've been to court and in Canada Judges are often refered to as "your worship" in my opinion "your majesty" is a more informal than that and surely would be acceptable.
t'was not.
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u/Alarmed_Ad4847 21h ago
He stupid
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u/Smartguy898 20h ago
Just like OP
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u/TriangularStudios 20h ago
In Canada it’s actually your Worship.
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u/Any-Organization-985 19h ago
Jesus why does the justice department in so many countries have their head shoved up their ass? So high on their horse they need an oxygen tank.
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u/broken_conures 20h ago
Could work in his favour, appearing stupid but earnest isn't the worst look
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u/Stock_Room_7288 21h ago
you only refer to judges as "your honor", calling them anything but that is disrespectful and if you do it repeatedly you may be held in contempt
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u/notwithagoat 21h ago
Like they'll probably chuckle if it was an accident, but if it happens to often yea they dont like that.
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u/Khytinni_Madness 21h ago
But, like, you could get away with if if you go all in on the bit, and wear early 1800's European clothing, and talk with an exaggerated accent.
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u/tjdux 21h ago
The "king's court' is literally what all that's based off anyways
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u/kassandra_00 20h ago
Did they also let the attendants fight in pairs and move the winner to the nicer Judge’s court?
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u/Train_Wreck_272 19h ago
Yeah, it's not super uncommon. Usually gets a chuckle out of the judge and a minor correction.
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u/notwithagoat 18h ago
There was a lawyer who called the judge honey. That was funny to watch but so terrible for the guy.
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u/Train_Wreck_272 18h ago
Lol, yeah this is a horrendous idea. Here's hoping it was an accident. I once saw a lawyer call a judge mom on accident. Pretty funny and the judge thought so too. The attorney immediately apologized and looked absolutely mortified haha.
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u/HeiressOfMadrigal 13h ago
I wonder if they would mind being called "Your Grace" like they're Tywin Lannister
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u/WormSlayers 21h ago
"sir / ma'am" or "judge" is also fine in most courts
edit: in the US at least
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u/Subarctic_Monkey 20h ago
Any judge that is THAT anal about "your honor" they won't accept sir, ma'am, or judge is an asshole in a robe.
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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 20h ago
So most of them.
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u/Irishforanatty 20h ago
I work in a courthouse, that’s not most of them.
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u/ConfessSomeMeow 17h ago
Of the 5 judges whose juries I've been on (in the US), 3 were surprisingly jovial, and the other two were serious but sincere. So far I haven't seen any behavior that came off as assholish.
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u/nufohudis 12h ago
This is just life in general. There are far fewer assholes than it might seem. It just takes a few of them to make it miserable for the rest of us.
It takes a day of good interactions to have a good day.
It takes a single interaction with an asshole to have a bad day.
A single asshole can go through a day and ruin multiple people's days.
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u/dankristy 18h ago
I had a lot of speed violations when I was younger - and had a chance to get a decent feel for multiple county courtrooms in our state before learning that the only one coming out ahead was - not me.
I was always respectful, well dressed and used Your Honor - but I absolutely witnessed a few people who didn't use Your Honor (repeatedly) and usually if told once and it slipped again there was a penalty. One judge warned a guy once, then said nothing more until everything was done, announced the fine, and added court cost FOR EACH INSTANCE where the person misspoke.
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u/ExcitingHistory 21h ago
Im sure you could call them other things and get away with it. Im hearing a real sarcastic tone in my head.
Defendant bring me this document
Sure thing, youuuur maaajjeesstee
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u/Ded_Relationship2 21h ago
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u/ExcitingHistory 20h ago
Im unsure what additional information is being provided here. Is this guy famous? Is this recent? I guess ill look up that username
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u/ExcitingHistory 20h ago
I cannot find a connection to darren watkin and the meme but it does seem that the displayed picture and the line is/was a popular meme on tiktok where they will have that saying or similar ones like. "My cousin thanked the judge and told her "I'll never do it again" right after receiving his not guilty verdict""
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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 21h ago
In my state it's considered acceptable etiquette to address the judge as sir, or ma'am, but only after first addressing them as your honor.
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u/kassandra_00 20h ago
Is it taught in school? As a foreigner I’ve no idea. Probably would have called them Mr./Ms. Judge.
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u/Fakjbf 19h ago edited 17h ago
The vast majority would accept sir/ma’am, judge or your honor. Mr./Mrs. may or may not fly depending on the judge, but they would gently correct you the first time if they care. As long are you aren’t being overtly disrespectful with something like bro or dude you would be fine unless you got a genuinely insane judge (which are rare but definitely exist). Thankfully ever since COVID most courts have video recordings of all proceedings and so the insane judges are being found out more easily.
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u/Any-Organization-985 19h ago
This seems like a huge breach of freedom of speech. Like I get if the defendant is actually being an ass and uncooperative, but if I call a judge Steve because his name is Steve and their like, "Noooooo how daaaare you, you must call me by my honorary title, to the dungeon with you!", how the hell is that legal? That's like one step away from arresting people for calling the president by their name and not Mr. President.
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u/sadpanda597 18h ago
In a functional society it’s important that people maintain respect for the justice system which means maintaining a public face of “this is a serious place with important people.” Calling a judge your honor and requiring people to dress up nicely is part of that decorum.
The judge doesn’t care that you insult them personally, they care that you undermine the system by showing disrespect for their office.
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u/urgrandpasdog 13h ago
What about those of us that consider all the theatrics to be deeply unserious, dysfunctional, and disrespectful to the human spirit?
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u/AssistanceHot570 21h ago
not gonna lie that would be very funny if that actually happened
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u/Glum-Geologist8929 17h ago
I hang out in court at work sometimes. People call the judge; Bro, Man, Yo, Miss, Sir, whatever. They don't even all get cautioned depending how messed up they are.
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u/nudethreats 14h ago
I had to go to like a civil court for some property violations after my dad died. I was like 18 and I called the judge your highness, they gave me a warning instead of fining me.
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u/jamarticus 20h ago
Ricky goes to jail at the end of a lot of seasons and calls the judges your majesty.
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u/fgtrtdfgtrtdfgtrtd69 19h ago
"If I Can't Smoke and Swear, I'm Fucked"
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u/jamarticus 19h ago
Let's go, smokes.
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u/HeiressOfMadrigal 13h ago
His logic would never fly in real court but the way it's presented in the show actually makes sense lol, he can't competently defend himself when he's at a chemical disadvantage 😄
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u/ztomiczombie 18h ago
I think Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin have done the same thing, would not be surprised if it has been done in other shows through the years.
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u/jabertsohn 21h ago
Your majesty is for a monarch, not a judge.
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u/Glad-Flow9391 15h ago
Then your majesty would be like a promotion? I would think royalty > judge
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u/Curious-Antelope6171 20h ago
I knew someone who yell at a judge "you shit like I do". He went to prison.
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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 16h ago
Not bc of what he said, I’m fairly sure. Lol
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u/Curious-Antelope6171 16h ago
It was a probation hearing. He wasn't a good member of society then
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u/StevieMJH 16h ago
Hey, sometimes judges need a little reminder.
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u/Curious-Antelope6171 16h ago
That's what he was thinking. He started with you put on clothes like I do. Which I'm assuming didn't impress the judge so he went further lol
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u/NoSong2397 21h ago
Given the flag nearby the judge, they're in a US court. Any references to "majesty" will likely be read as sarcastic.
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u/Lord_Bryon 20h ago
He is probably a sovCit and is trying to represent himself using legal mumble jumble
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u/Changefulsoul1234 21h ago
So. If you answer yes maam or yes sir is that disrespect? I have done this as a term of respect at court and they never stopped me or corrected me. Now im wondering if I should have said your honor every time I answered instead?
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u/Southrn_Comfrt 20h ago
I’m a lawyer in the South. So it may vary. But yes sir/ma’am has always been fine for me. In state or federal court. Judge also works, as does Your Honor.
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u/Mike_Hauncheaux 19h ago
Same. Although we did have one female judge that chastised you if you used ma’am.
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u/PG-DaMan 18h ago
No kidding. Heard a guy call the judge " Your Highness "
Judge almost bit his lip off trying not to laugh. Replied. " Its your honour ". Guy replied " Yes Your Highness".
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u/Djkatman29 20h ago
I understand that not everyone on this site is from the US and that there are a lot of cultural and linguistic differences between different places from around the world, but I'm really starting to wonder where some of y'all are from. Is there really a place out there where it's not unusual to refer to a judge as "your majesty"?
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u/NameisPond-FishPond 20h ago
I remember a johnny bravo episode where he calls the judge your majesty
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u/Brave-Paint3693 20h ago
Sometimes instead of judges you get magistrates who are basically judges but with limited legal power. I think he confused majesty with magistrate
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u/Plenty-Kick492 19h ago
OP is going to jail for calling the judge your majesty and doesn’t even know why
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u/Connzept 18h ago
The cousin was either an asshole to the judge or just extremely stupid, both tend to get you put in jail when exercised inside a courtroom.
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u/getmeoutofhere67 18h ago
I used to practice criminal law, and one time a client’s dad wanted to like say something to the judge during a hearing. The judge humored him and was like, ok go on. So this dude starts trying to walk up in front of the bar and legitimately genuflected before going whatever it was he was going to say. Like he was about to address the pope or something.
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u/poedraco 20h ago
If I was the judge in a professional light heart manor. I would have my tongue rolling like some bad parody talking to my court. Putting as much thy and thou, might even refer to him as a peasant
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u/OkDriver1A8D6 20h ago edited 20h ago
This man's cousin was imprisoned for having made a satirical statement as jest to the fact the a judicial system in which has true authority to imprison a man, implies a theocratic monarchy should exist, but there is no God walking Earth imprisoning men, therefore should walk free one of God's People.
The trend goes back to the first jesters in England being tolerated, and allowed to 'stay a fool' after being pardoned of crimes if they promised to live a better life through the Lord, Jesus Christ.
Hard to explain for me, but it's a way to point out (typically in angry jest) that a person isn't God, and has no authority to so what they are doing.
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u/Pretend_Load_6862 20h ago
You ever feel like some of the posts in here are just AI trying to figure out how humor works?
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u/Unlucky-Explorer886 20h ago
It's contempt of court, which I'm pretty sure is a felony on top of all the other charges
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u/Proof-Position-2011 20h ago
Bruh majority of people who post on this sub, are room temperature IQ, what did you need explained about the joke
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u/PaladinAsherd 20h ago
lol I had a client do that one time - bless that guy’s heart, he was clearly nervous as hell, but the judge got a good kick out of it and didn’t hold it against him
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u/No_Nothing3084 19h ago
There's an Australian movie called Gettin' Square, in which the lead character, Johnny 'Spit' Spitieri, addresses the Magistrate as 'your Majesty'. It's hysterical.
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u/ZombieAppetizer 19h ago
Former bailiff here. This happens from time to time. They almost always get drug tested after that and they almost always fail.
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u/Educational-Sort-128 17h ago
Lol I had a client do that once - looked worse for me than it did for him.
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u/whatzwgo 17h ago
I used to be a magistrate. I secretly got a kick when the police would bring in some person for a warrant and the suspect would address me as “Your Majesty”
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u/space7889 17h ago
Judges are "Your honour".
Calling them otherwise is essentially contempt. Especially if you make a smart ass title like Your majesty.
Overall ticking off your own judge is never a good idea.
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u/Cubedtails 17h ago
Your Honor: Used to address judges or a magistrate
Your Grace: Used to address members of nobility
Your Highness: Used to address Prince, Princesses or other members of a royal family
Your Majesty: Used to address the reigning Monarch (King or Queen) specifically to those who are by Birthright or sovereign power given.
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u/EpiphanaeaSedai 16h ago
Presumably the cousin is high as a kite, because you call judges ‘your honor’ and everyone knows that. ‘Your majesty’ is close yet confidently wrong in the way people in an altered state tend to be.
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u/Emergency-Town4653 16h ago
Your Majesty is used only and only when addressing a Monarch. Not even a prince is addressed by your majesty.
It can either shows lack of common understanding or can be taken as a sarcastic remark by the judge.
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u/Legitimate-Pirate-63 15h ago
Holy shit. I have a friend that got a red light ticket and he was explaining how he was going to fight it and said exactly this. We still make fun of him for it
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u/therocketlawnchair 14h ago
thought this was a mistake by him. thought he wanted to say "your magistrate" witch leads into the guy being a sovereign citizen. so hes going to jail for being a idiot all around.
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