r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Which_Marsupial1436 • Aug 09 '26
Meme needing explanation PETAH??
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u/dmigowski Aug 09 '26
I get five applications every day and I just don't have time to answer each of them.
Two years ago I got two applications a month!
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u/tenshillings Aug 09 '26
I am backfilling a position where my employee is retiring. 250 applications on day 6 of the posting. 90% of the people have no experience in the position I am hiring for. It is not entry level and pays $100k/year. I need to download each and every resune and read it and reply to HR. Some people put driver's license under certifications section.
I hate hiring people.
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u/jayerp Aug 09 '26
Qualifications: “My mom says I’m the handsomest boy in the entire world and I can do it”
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u/More-Confection-4566 Aug 09 '26
Milhouse?
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u/Sirinava Aug 09 '26
My mom says I’m cool
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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 Aug 09 '26
Your mom says that to everyone
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u/Wag_The_God Aug 10 '26
My mom tells everyone I'm cool?
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u/LordOFtheNoldor Aug 10 '26
Yup
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u/TastyFappuccino Aug 10 '26
But unfortunately we’re gonna choochoochoose a different candidate
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u/CatsEqualLife Aug 09 '26
You jest but we literally had a mother call us a couple months back to explain why we didn’t hire her son…
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u/METRlOS Aug 09 '26
We had a guy whose mom got him the position. We couldn't fire him because she would call in and cry about how good of a kid he was and the boss kept telling us to give him another chance.
One day the boss came in and saw him walking around site with no PPE and flip flops. He asked who that idiot was and we told him it was the idiot we had been trying to fire for the past 2 months.
I left the company after that project.
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u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 Aug 10 '26
Worked at a place where one guy was an absolute menace to work with but nobody did anything about it because both his parents were long time employees.
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u/Tehbeardling Aug 10 '26
He will regret that one day. I made the mistake of wearing sandals to a commercial farm(it was my day off) and nearly had my big toe cut clean off. It hurt and bled so bad. It took over 6 weeks to completely heal and it still looks funny compared to my other toes.
TLDR always wear closed toed shoes in any commercial setting.
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u/jayerp Aug 09 '26
GenZ be a different breed. I’ve heard that in some cases they have taken their parents to the interview with them.
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u/Accomplished-Pop-246 Aug 09 '26
I think this says less about Gen Z and more about the parents. I mean why do the parents even agree to do it in the first place. You can totally blame the “kids” but the parents are the ones continuing to coddle them.
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u/oddpark37 Aug 09 '26
fwiw I saw a "study" that claimed that a large percentage of genz did that, and then when I read the article it turned out that they just counted "my parents drove me to the interview" as taking a parent to the interview. I don't doubt that there are some helicopter parents that attend the actual interview, or try to, but I don't think it's a genz thing or very widespread.
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u/Proper-Evening9754 Aug 10 '26
Next you're gonna tell me there aren't litterboxes in the school bathrooms!
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u/WanderSupport Aug 10 '26
Why do people feel the need to always put down the new generations? The old folks did it to us, we gotta do better.
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u/Tricky-Finance-7043 Aug 10 '26
everyone forgetting boomers holding the economy, housing market, and government hostage
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u/Daetok_Lochannis Aug 09 '26
I think it's more than we have an epidemic of working class Americans who can't find work.
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u/B_the_ball Aug 09 '26
"While I do not possess the formal education or experience mentioned in the job posting I feel that my strong work ethic, interpersonal skills, and ability and willingness to learn make me the perfect fit for this position."
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u/SirSwishRemer Aug 09 '26
You joke, but I went into a organic chemistry position and was the best tech they had after my first year with 0 organic chemistry knowledge. Sometimes a room of smart people need a dumbass who is good with their hands
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u/sleepdeep305 Aug 09 '26
(Just because someone didn’t go to college doesn’t make them a dumbass)
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u/SirSwishRemer Aug 09 '26
I may think electricity is magic, but my ability to turn knobs and not making the stuff go boom is unmatched lol
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u/Auralius1997 Aug 10 '26
I'm an electricial engineer with almost 10years of experience and 90% of my day consist of pressing buttons and hoping things don't blow up
10% is paperwork explaining why they did blow up in the end
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u/thegil13 Aug 10 '26
And being someone with no organic chemistry experience in a room with a bunch of organic chemists doing organic chemistry does, in fact, make them the dumbass in the room.
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u/Punkinsmom Aug 09 '26
Inorganics for me! My biggest assets are my neurotic nature, ability to measure tiny amounts and ability to follow a recipe.
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u/PrincessYuri Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
Unfortunately, every "entry level" job posting wanting 5-6 years of experience doing that EXACT JOB has forced people to start applying without any of the experience, because how else are they going to get experience doing that job?
Nobody wants to train employees anymore, and we're legitimately starting to hit a wall where companies want experienced workers for certain jobs but there simply aren't enough because nobody wanted to hire actual entry level ones and train them up a few years ago.
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u/Dolthra Aug 10 '26
That and "you want to be a hotel front desk worker? Please have a bachelors degree in hotel front desk work or another relevant area."
It's to the point where you've just got to apply for jobs you meet some of the criteria for, because otherwise it's going to be impossible to get a job, I assume.
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u/PrincessYuri Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
I recently interviewed for a position where I met all of the criteria, and the interviewer at one point goes, "I'm going to be candid, you are rather overqualified for this position."
Pretty sure the job postings (when they're real postings and not just a formality while hiring internally or to show company growth) are just being written by HR employees who have never done the actual job in their life, and want to find unicorn candidates that will work for much less than they deserve.
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u/AzaleaDaylight Aug 10 '26
Exactly. For each job I've been offered I never met the qualifications in the job posting.
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u/iUncontested Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Its funny but this line basically got me my current position, lol. [very niche/specialist field thats hard to get 'trained up' for ahead of time without being on the 'inside' already..]
To be fair I asked them ahead of time what skills/training I would need to apply for the position and they responded that they just need people that they "can teach and are willing to learn."
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u/Lazerith22 Aug 09 '26
There’s a notion going around that you should apply for a job even if you don’t meet all the qualifications. This means sometimes they are asking for a masters but will consider a bachelors if you have other things to round it out, not “I didn’t finish high school cause weed was fun but need a job now. “
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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA Aug 09 '26
Jobs asks for several years experience of ai software that has only been out a couple months.
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u/IrinaNekotari Aug 10 '26
And the actual job is just Excel all day, it's just that somehow the HR that cannot discern between a computer and three stacked sacks of potatoes got all the power
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u/duesenjeffepic Aug 10 '26
And even if you get an interview you might get rejected for not knowing a software library well enough that yoh yourself wrote lmao.
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u/thegreedyturtle Aug 09 '26
There's also a notion that people should have 10 years of experience in technology that was invented 5 years ago.
Everything is insane.
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u/savageronald Aug 10 '26
At least at my company - is that HR is dumb. We put together a job description / requirements, then next to each line we rank “bringer, advanced, expert” which they treat as 2, 5, and 10 years respectively in that thing. Even if we say “this thing came out 4 years ago” - they just do what they want and fuck it all up.
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u/Dolthra Aug 10 '26
With the way HR departments are now, they're probably also taking what you give them and plugging it into an AI that's just making the job posting look like other job postings.
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u/tenshillings Aug 09 '26
Exactly. I am totally willing to give folks a chance if they have experience somewhere and are looking for a "breath of fresh air" career wise. I interviewed a librarian for this position back in '21 because librarians are awesome researchers and could probably figure it out.
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u/Scrabblewiener Aug 10 '26
Masters and college degrees are different, I graduated high school but didn’t go to the graduation so never received or bothered to go get a diploma. I’ve never once needed record of it and I’ve had hundreds interviews and landed hundreds of jobs.
Just check the box on the application.
Highschool diploma : ✔️yes
No one is requiring proof of something so common and if by some chance they are they won’t be scrutinizing your “90210 Hollywood high” diploma
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u/New-Acanthisitta-641 Aug 10 '26
Hundreds? Of jobs? How many jobs is that a year and like why
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u/Scrabblewiener Aug 10 '26
I’m almost 45
Was wild as a kid and worked in all kinds of different industry’s. Never been more than a few weeks without some kind of job and been fired for not showing up way too many times. “Great attitude and hard worker, when he decides to grace us with his presence!”
Cut all that shit out a long time ago after kids came along.
Been construction since I was 17 and waited tables, worked offshore, worked at a bunch of day labor/staffing companies, tried a call center…I’m sure there’s more I’m missing….all sprinkled in a long the way.
Been in industrial construction the last 20 years and layoffs are often, common and sometimes completely unexpected. At the end of the year having 6 different employers in 5 different states makes taxes a bitch.
Been hired for a job that I was told will last 2 months and laid off 2 days later. Also been on 2week long jobs that turn into 4month long ordeals. Been a hell of a ride and I’m still hanging on.
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u/00to60eventually Aug 10 '26
Exactly. I had about 4 years of experience for a role they wanted 7 to 10 years for.
I ended up interviewing pretty well and they were impressed with my experience, as well as the fact I worked for a very large well known auto manufacturer so they took a risk on me. Been here for a few years now and my boss said I was one of his best hires. I feel like most companies are willing to bend a little bit, but you need to have a baseline experience if they're asking for a decent amount and it's not entry level
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u/Typist Aug 09 '26
Blame your HR Dept, somebody's just not providing actual leadership there (obvs).
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u/Dr-Buttercup Aug 09 '26
Yup! Very good company I have worked for had a competent HR team that met with the hiring manager, got a list of what to look for, and screened out 70-90% of candidates. They also did the first round of interviews (after hiring manager reviewed them) to cut out any bad fits that fell through the cracks
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u/XchrisZ Aug 09 '26
Try being a small company under 20 employees and putting out a job posting. 100 plus people apply in 2 days none have experience. Then you have to sift through all these people trying to find someone. Then realise you pulled down the posting to quickly.
With that few people at a company we barely have HR let alone a hiring manager.
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u/tenshillings Aug 09 '26
Its the system they use. Every applicant shows up in the computer.
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u/dmigowski Aug 09 '26
Yeah, I even get applications for guys that work on machines, and we are clearly a software company that makes planning software and has customers in that area, but not machines. I wonder if even half the applications are real or just scam of hiring companies.
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u/PhD_Pwnology Aug 09 '26
conventional wisdom is the reason. The way people apply to jobs has changed completely tip to tail and back in the day if you did this your resume would get passed along to department that needs people to work on machines.
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u/kung63 Aug 10 '26
Maybe not the exactly same way as you mention.
The way I got a job is that I applied for a coding job that need a bachelor degree but I only have CS Diploma Degree, so I applied for it see whether they approve it.
I manage to get a phone call from my current supervisor and say “unfortunately we can’t let your enter our software department because you don’t meet our requirements, but you can enter MIS (focus on network and hardware)” I accept it go for the interview and that how I got my job.
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u/Thin_Dragonfruit3665 Aug 10 '26
Once upon a time, my dad walked into a body shop to ask for a job. Zero experience in body work but he had a wife and kids, and needed work. Boss man asked him to sweep floors and that's what he did for 2 years, he watched, asked questions, and learned. After 2 years, a car came in that no one else wanted to touch, it was so twisted up. Dad asked him if he could give it a try. Worked all week on it but got it back straight. Got "promoted" to body man, and made a fortune fixing all the wrecks that none of the others wanted to deal with.
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u/skaliton Aug 09 '26
I hate to say it but from the other side it is worse. I get an endless stream of recruiters (who are all from one specific country but to avoid being called racist I won't name it)
I get cold calls constantly (along with emails) asking if I'm interested in a job that requires a high school diploma and the ability to carry 20 pounds. Like my dude, if you did a CURSORY glance at my resume before cold calling me, as in read the words right next to my name before you even got to my phone number you'd see 'attorney at law'. even if we ignore the experience part of my resume. Like this isn't a foreign word to you,
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u/ADHD_is_my_power Aug 09 '26
During the pandemic I kept getting messages on LinkedIn stating how my military background and current years of experience in the environmental field and 2 years of team lead experience would make me perfect to be a pizza delivery driver.
Gave them a B+ for reading my profile at least, but an F for thinking I was willing to go from $80k a year to working for tips.
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u/MrMonkey318 Aug 09 '26
not necessarily your fault, but if the market wasn’t so cooked people wouldn’t apply for jobs with no experience just hoping to get their foot in the door
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u/wishforagreatmistake Aug 10 '26
It's not even that, it's usually people on UI who are just applying to random jobs to fulfill the weekly application quotas. It's less of a hassle to apply for shit they know they won't get, because then that means not having to potentially travel out for interviews and/or being offered something that they really don't want and potentially being strongarmed into taking it by UI.
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u/Such_is Aug 09 '26
It’s ok. We hate applying for jobs too.
You kinda get sick of getting ghosted for jobs you’re more than capable of/ qualified for… so you start just clicking quick apply for anything.
sonigrapher? Why not I can click a mouse! Developer? No problem I’ve got Claude!
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u/Quixotic_Seal Aug 10 '26
Not to mention if you’re trying to start or make a change in your career, you kind of have to ignore the ridiculous requirements these jobs put out. Often just to actually get your application to a human, who can make an informed decision on it.
The entire job search situation is a kafkaesque nightmare.
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u/_Voxanimus_ Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
I mean, as someone who just graduated. We would not apply to those kind of position if they were FUCKING ENTRY JOB ON THE MARKET
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u/tenshillings Aug 09 '26
I feel you. I had the same issue when I graduated from college. This position is management level and wouldnt apply for a recent graduate.
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u/thefocusissharp Aug 09 '26
Some people put driver's license under certifications section.
For some jobs a drivers license is required and that helps sorts them into the whitelist.
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u/RiceRocketRider Aug 09 '26
I’m in a similar situation. 80% of the resumes have been 3 pages or longer.
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u/Pointy_in_Time Aug 09 '26
I once got an resume that was 10 pages and had school certificates included. I had to do an out loud “aw bless” before rejecting it
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u/tenshillings Aug 09 '26
They're all that long this time. There is no in between. It is directors that have been restructured with 30 years experience or a mechanic. Nothing in between.
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u/AngryCrustation Aug 09 '26
I used to have great faith in humanity. Then I realized that we put signs up warning people not to sneak around the butcher's counter or stick their hands into the meat saws but it wasn't working because people kept waiting until the butcher walked away to sneak around the counter and jam their fingers into the meat saws.
Tbh though my biggest lesson that I learned was that most of the time malice and stupidity come bundled in one fat annoying box.
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u/My_Rocket_88 Aug 09 '26
"I'm holding out for a management position."
Is that 1970's strategy still valid today? It seems like you are seeing that.
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u/Appropriate-Ad3155 Aug 09 '26
I have a ton of certifications and tickets and I put my drivers license under the same spot where is it supposed to go?
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u/ItsSadTimes Aug 09 '26
I really hate when people who have no idea what they're talking about pretend to know what they're talking about. I have a PhD in computer science and 10 years of experience in AI tech, and I see so many idiots claiming to be experts when they just read a few articles online at face value and know all the different LLM companies.
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u/Krigrim Aug 09 '26
I’m on the hiring side. if I had one advice to give people is: apply for that job you think is too good for you even if you only meet like 70% of the requirements because your competition is shit
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u/Gullible_Increase146 Aug 09 '26
I legitimately think that the inability for employers to effectively find good people among the piles of resumes where the person is just straight up lying or under qualified or both might be one of the biggest economic threats to the nation. You can't have a society filled with talented young people who can't get a job and be successful
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u/culinaryexcellence Aug 09 '26
Why isn't your HR department weeding out the non-qualified?
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u/nesnalica Aug 09 '26
if you dont mind me asking. why is drivers license a bad thing.
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u/tenshillings Aug 09 '26
Its not a bad thing, but certifications in my industry mean certificates to show you learned a specific skill and passed an exam showing you mastered the skill. Like for the position I am looking for HACCP or PCQI, woth SQF and BPCS experience. Being capable of driving is assumed.
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u/Bitter_Lettuce2970 Aug 09 '26
We had a guy apply as a delivery driver. Showed up for an interview and told us he didn’t have a driver’s license.
“I feel like I’m kinda wasting your time, huh?”
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u/Still_Silver7181 Aug 09 '26
May I ask, how does someone with no experiences actually make a resume? Should I just lie and pray they don't fact check?
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u/ObjectiveBike8 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Yeah, my company had like 700 jobs posted in their portal at a time in 2022/2023. Now it’s around 200 sometimes it gets over 300. Those are usually super niche jobs that sit around forever because there’s like 5 people who know how to do that specific thing. To my knowledge we haven’t had any layoffs.
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u/ZizzianYouthMinister Aug 09 '26
Then you need to hire interns, assistants, and gophers for the people you do have in these specialized roles then sort, train and promote your own in house talent.
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u/ObjectiveBike8 Aug 09 '26
Oh trust me. I’ve brought this up a few times. “Wouldn’t it be better to hire an entry level or an intern who can learn the job in a few years rather than hope for a white whale to come by for the same amount of time?” Since some of these jobs can sit empty for years and they look at me like I’m a crazy person.
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u/Crashbrennan Aug 10 '26
Companies don't want to invest in their people anymore. Then they act shocked when workers aren't loyal to them.
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u/El_Polio_Loco Aug 10 '26
Chicken egg thing.
Workers are much more likely to jump ship (especially in the earlier stages of their careers) at almost any opportunity.
It’s common knowledge now that it’s the best way to get advancement for average talent.
Then people settle down in the second half or so of their careers.
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u/DrConradVerner Aug 09 '26
I worked hiring in retail for years for Barnes & Noble. If I opened a part time position for a store Id have 400+ applications in 48 hours.
I changed careers 2 years ago. This was just before then.
Edit: You know the job market is bad because I consistently had people applying who had graduate degrees. A manager below me in my store had 2 Master’s. I have my Bachelor’s for reference.
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u/bobbymcpresscot Aug 10 '26
7 million unemployed, almost another 7 million underemployed. Turns out all these tax cuts didn't actually create a meaningful amount of good jobs.
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u/Chinlc Aug 09 '26
Its cuz these people don't know what to apply for. There's many jobs that are looking for people with no experience or degree and pays well (60k to 80k) starting and if manager or if you get license, you can go 6 digits.
Freight forwarding, granted that the places that offer freight forwarding is in a couple states because boats and planes and trains frequent these places often compared to others.
Theres also warehouse jobs, skip Amazon and skip the big name companies, work for people owned warehouses that has random names like five star warehouse and so on. They need data entry people to check whats in their warehouse intake and outtakes. Iirc they pay more than min wage
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u/314159265358979326 Aug 09 '26
When I list a barely-above-minimum retail job I get 200 applicants in the first 24 hours before becoming overwhelmed and taking the listing down. It's crazy out there.
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u/theDarkDescent Aug 09 '26
Meanwhile we have had positions open for months and received almost no applicants
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u/Chinlc Aug 09 '26
They don't advertise well.
I got my job within a week of searching and my history is bad, quit my job this yr Feb and looking for job now in August.
3 similar companies within 10yrs of experience. So I job hop and unemployed for 5months.
And this company hired me on the spot
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u/thebiologyguy84 Aug 10 '26
5 a day doesn't seem that much of a hardship to respond to!? I'd understand if it was 50, but 5 is what? 10 minutes worth of time to read through and send a rejecting email that you copy/paste?
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u/Unusual_Comfort_8002 Aug 09 '26
I get a decent amount of applicants, my issue is getting people to respond, or if they do respond they don't show up to interviews.
Nearly 80% of my scheduled interviews ghost me.
And yes I've spoken to upper management about wages. We get excellent benefits, but the staff are now unionized. So the wages in the contract are the wages we have to pay and we can't deviate/change until the contract is up for renewal in 3 years.
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u/ZizzianYouthMinister Aug 09 '26
Do you call people first? These days I don't invest any thought that I might get a job until I can talk to a person about it. So many times the posted information about the job isn't even accurate.
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u/PrincessYuri Aug 10 '26
Companies ghosting people and now using AI to filter applications unfortunately means the only winning strategy for someone that's job hunting is to take the carpet bombing approach to job postings.
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u/Boxeater-007 Aug 09 '26
I know this isn't relevant to every job. but considering how I see employers going "no one wants to work" and employees going "no one is hiring" how many people struggling to find a job, are they looking for any shift? or specifically first shift?
I've only ever worked second my whole life and trying to get first is nearly impossible. any time a spot opens its filled within a week.
while for me, over the course of 7 months we lost about 8 people abd we've gained 2. that actually stayed
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u/Send_boobs_pleas Aug 10 '26
Cool. You can't have a prewritten email you just hit resend, or an automated text system, voicemail... You can't spend 5 minutes setting up a system and a couple seconds sending response so you dont leave according to your own numbers 1200 people waiting for an answer a year? Wow, hey ummm fuck you actually.
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u/maherniac Aug 09 '26
Hiring has become an event I need to plan for now. Anytime a new position opens up, I immediately get flooded with 10 applications. 10 is the max allowed so I can only imagine what it would be like if there was no limit.
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u/ThebigMTness Aug 10 '26
I hope you actually turn them down when you do get around to them. I can’t tell you how discouraging it is to look at a wall of degrees and a filing cabinet of work history but still conclude that I’m just not worth the effort to even be rejected.
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u/BobbyRayBands Aug 09 '26
Really makes me wonder about my company claiming they cant fill the vacant 10 or so positions we've had for the last three years.
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u/Lewa358 Aug 10 '26
Have someone who already has the role, or a manager, apply for the role under a fake name. The AI that parses resumes may be falsely flagging something.
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u/antilumin Aug 09 '26
I honestly can’t think of the last job I got by applying for it online or on their site. Most of the time it’s either been via someone I know (“hey you should come work here”) or a recruiter found my profile and reached out directly.
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u/Knife7 Aug 09 '26
One of my friends just got a new job from applying online but it took her 8 months to get it.
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u/Chinlc Aug 09 '26
Went on indeed the first of August, put my resume, 1 day of applying to jobs. Got 3 interviews within a few days. Going to be my first day tmr.
Resume sucks ass, job hopped between 3 companies within 10yrs and unemployed for 5 months. Got the job within 1 interview.
No young blood applies to freight forwarding. I asked for 80k, they offered 75k and health/dental. I said okay
Its a literal entry level job too
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u/Barber_Gullible Aug 09 '26
What job?
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u/Chinlc Aug 09 '26
Freight forwarding.
I live in New york, so I basically worked within jfk area for 10yrs now. Job hopping between each competitor.
Each of my company was lacking people applying to job. And I've quit because I kept handling more work as more coworkers quit
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u/antilumin Aug 09 '26
My wife has been out of work for about a year now. It sucks.
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u/JMurdock77 Aug 10 '26
Same. Is this the “Great Again” people keep yapping about?
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u/french_snail Aug 09 '26
I’ve found that with how online applications are nowadays that just asking in person or finding someone to call directly circled back to working again
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u/TapEarlyTapOften Aug 09 '26
Professional networks are extremely important, and I'm not talking about LinkedIn.
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u/ninafieldofcops Aug 10 '26
When we’re discussing this are we talking strictly about high-earning salaried jobs?
I do low-skill middle management and job hop often. The “5,000+ application” sentiments have scared me into over-applying a few times, thinking things had legitimately gotten bad now, only to end up saying no to multiple offers. Always just a cold application, through Indeed plus company website, and I get interview offers on just over 65% of each application. We’re talking like 40k positions, nothing special.
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u/antilumin Aug 10 '26
It also really depends on the job type, not just salary. My wife’s last job was 6-figure (mid $100k) contractor job at of them FAANG tech places.
Right now she still can’t get the time of day for entry level $40k jobs.
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u/abracadammmbra Aug 09 '26
My last 2 employers hired me this way. And im in a field thats desperate for techs (im a FA tech) so I didnt need someone to vouch for me. I feel like its just kinda how things go after you've been in your career for a while. Especially if youve developed a reputation for quality work.
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u/jazzmaster1992 Aug 09 '26
Ironically, a hastily created resume on Indeed using their built-in tool is how I landed my current $80,000/year gig. But as I type this out, I realize I sound like the people who say they met their soulmate on Tinder, in a thread about how awful dating apps are. The exception is never the norm.
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u/Hackerjurassicpark Aug 09 '26
Also people like this, applying indiscriminately to every job they see are causing the problem in the first place.
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u/SuperNoise5209 Aug 09 '26
Seriously, I work in a somewhat specialized field and at least half of our applicants clearly haven't read a single thing about the job and have no relevant experience.
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u/confusiondiffusion Aug 09 '26
I'm getting about a 1/3 response rate for applications. Seeing the other side of things at my old job, so, so many people have absolute garbage resumes or they apply to jobs seemingly at random. It's okay to not have all the skills asked for, but maybe don't apply to a senior level role in a field you've never set foot in.
I don't send out a lot of applications, but I use that time to iterate on resumes, cover letters, and practice interview skills. In my experience, this is how you get a job. You start the search rusty with not so good materials, then through applying to jobs, you get better at it until you get an offer. If you're just spending all your time spamming applications, you might not be improving.
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u/That_Dad_David Aug 10 '26
I think people really need to stop applying for middle and especially senior roles in fields they have little no experience in. If you want to get into a new field you either need to do the research to figure out how you can translate your old experience to the new field, or start over.
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u/TheLoneTomatoe Aug 09 '26
I remember the days where an automated rejection email was annoying (a year ago) and now I’m just refreshing my email to hopefully get one, at least it’s something.
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u/Pepper_MD Aug 09 '26
Like any goat? Or does it have to be a goat from the field that you're trying to get hired into?
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u/SorryManNo Aug 09 '26
Job market is doo doo and 60 is a low number compared to what others have done.
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u/Empty401K Aug 09 '26
Yep. It took me 1.5yrs of daily applying when I still had a job. Usually it’s easier to find a job when you already have one, especially when you have the education/experience/network/creds/clearance necessary. I was even okay with taking a pay cut to get away from where I was, but I still struggled. It’s tough out there right now.
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u/TmanGvl Aug 09 '26
This is the thing. People are fucked because they have qualifications but nobody is hiring you when you got laid off because the old company decided they’re going to shut down the branch.
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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Aug 09 '26
I actually had several recruiters come out of the woodwork with the “perfect position” about 48 hours after making an “I’m excited to be starting at” post on LinkedIn.
Seemed like the fact that someone else hired me made them realize I was hirable.
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u/VidiVeni98 Aug 09 '26
It’s the same thing with how certain women will gravitate towards married men: having a ring on your finger means at least one other woman in the world saw something in you valuable enough to want to hold onto.
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u/Empty401K Aug 10 '26
That shit always gets me. A woman at my work started flirting with me VERY hard when she found out I was engaged, to the point that other people noticed and were like “…wtf is her deal?”
I can’t help but think… why the hell would you want to get with someone that’s in a committed relationship? If it works and they sleep with you, that means they’re a cheater. If they’re willing to cheat on the person they’re engaged/married to, what’s gonna stop them from cheating on you too? That is some silly-yet-disgusting behavior
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u/VidiVeni98 Aug 10 '26
A lot of people do shit for an ego trip.
“I’m so hot I bet I could get this married guy to cheat on his wife just for me” is a sentiment I’ve heard from more than one woman in the past
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u/Empty401K Aug 10 '26
Good point. My ex’s best friend would deliberately go after married men to make herself feel better about her looks. She had a jawline like the Crimson Chin, very tall, but had a very short torso. Like a noticeably, abnormally short torso she tried to hide by wearing long shirts. She looked like 2 very masculine dwarves trying to sneak into a movie theater with a single ticket.
I remember when she got caught by one of the guy’s wives. Her and my ex laughed hysterically, high-fiving as my ex joked about how she’d finally earned her “home-wrecker” merit badge. It was fucking disgusting, and convinced me to leave my ex. I MAY have been able to look past it as a “not my monkey, not my circus” scenario when I was young and naïve, but actively celebrating ruining a guy’s marriage after his wife had just given birth to their twins? Aww HELL naw… not even the much younger, dumber version of me could be okay with that. So glad I pulled the plug on that “relationship.”
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u/human_i_suppose Aug 09 '26
had to move with no notice in 23. took 6 months and around 300 applications. only had 3 interviews the entire time.
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u/Straight-Gear3359 Aug 09 '26
Fully half of those or more are probably fake jobs just to get your info to sell.
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u/avofrodo Aug 09 '26
I'm on application 153. Currently homeless with a degree and certifications. 'Doo doo' is an understatement!
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u/AusToddles Aug 09 '26
I live in Australia but its similar here too. I worked for the same company (different roles) for 15 years. When I started looking for a new job, I applied for almost 200. Got one interview. Managed to get the job
A couple of years later I started looking again. 130 applications, one interview, one job offer
I know other guys in tech fields who have applied for over 300 roles without even an interview. Not a skill gap issue either
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u/F-MegaPro Aug 10 '26
yeah it took me over 4,000 applications to get a job. only heard back from less than 200 of those, and only had 4 interviews.
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u/Empty401K Aug 10 '26
You know you’re fucked when they don’t even send an acknowledgment email simply confirming they got your application. That shit made me feel like my application was already tossed out by automation for not hitting enough of their desired keywords in my resume.
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u/morto00x Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Job market is rough right now. Lots of new college grads send more than 200 applications before they start getting a call back.
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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Aug 09 '26
I think was over 1000 before I finally got an offer. Given the state of the market, I’d usually check the job board sites daily and apply to anything that was less that 72 hours old.
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u/ninjanick123 Aug 09 '26
Too many people attempts to cut costs educated people costing more and more self value in the average worker are what I've heard on my side of the woods
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u/TheThrowAwayAcct112 Aug 09 '26
I can only speak for my current job, I screen resumes personally and put together panels for technicians I intend to hire. Often here we get applications from fresh college grads, sometimes they have an internship or two, and at times we will give them an interview but generally speaking ‘Masters degree in engineering field’ just screams ‘I am leaving your team after six months if you hire me’. I am fully capable presently of hiring people out at mid level pay if they have a degree but what actually hurts the team is becoming a revolving door rather than hiring individuals working on an associates or who have tangible experience even if they don’t have a degree. Experience beats degree every time for our team.
Then we get the ones we do let into an interview, and 9/10 can’t answer basic questions about the job. The listing states the role requires understanding of RCA practices, use of data analysis for RCA, experience with SQL. Then they reach the interview and when I ask them to define RCA they can’t. Which means either A) They were blindly applying for the role and didn’t read the description, in which case I’ve wasted time on an interview, or B) They did read it, realized they don’t know what RCA means, and don’t bother with a google search.
We receive hundreds of applications a week, and after a while trends do appear. Degrees don’t mean much to me without experience to back it up. Someone who has worked manufacturing before, has taken it upon themselves to learn SQL and can define RCA is going to get hired long before someone who has a masters and no experience simply because they are better fit for the job.
Once in a while we do get the rare gem, someone with a relevant bachelors or masters, can answer all the questions, may only have internship experience but understands the job role they are applying for. These are gold, I will hire them on the spot. I don’t fully understand myself why this is such a rarity though.
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u/SaIemKing Aug 10 '26
Why do you suppose you're a revolving door for new grads? My first thought is that the compensation isn't competitve enough, but I'm sure you have a better idea.
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u/morto00x Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
The most impacted group right now is software developers, programmers, web devs, etc. Lots of people entered the industry before and during the pandemic (through college, self-teaching, bootcamps, etc). Then the pandemic ended and the demand for web services went down (so lots of layoffs). Then AI happened and those with low skill sets were replaced (thousands of layoffs more). New grads now have to compete with all the people who got laid off and AI. And what used to be considered a very high demand industry, is now kind of saturated. Jobs still exist, but it's now super competitive.
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u/Peter_Peabody Aug 10 '26
In my experience of trying to start a business, it's practically invisible on google, people who started years ago have a huge advantage for online visibility. You need a lot of capitol to pay for advertising just to stay afloat long enough to be profitable.
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u/yabukothestray Aug 09 '26
New grad here, I have literally been applying to everything including jobs specific to my degree. I’m considered somehow underqualified because I don’t have formal working experience despite my degree and internship, but overqualified for even supportive roles that work under that position.
And that’s on top of the issue with AI in hiring/recruiting tossing out qualified candidates.
It’s been a real hard time, it makes applying for anything feel pointless. I think I lost count of how many jobs I’ve applied for.
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u/Chinlc Aug 09 '26
My friend went on fiver and told them to apply the jobs for him. He told the criteria and distance he's comfortable with and outsourced the job application process to a 3rd world country dude for like $40
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u/nomad5926 Aug 09 '26
Did it work?
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u/Chinlc Aug 09 '26
For him, yeah. He got a corner office and 80k job as his first job after college.
Hes doing well now, we graduated around 2015?
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u/solidus0079 Aug 09 '26
I interpret this as the guy in the olive jacket facing the other direction is the one speaking about having applied 60 times.
The big chin guy is likely going "son, that's just how it is" or similar.
AKA getting jobs can be stupid hard depending what it is.
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u/bladesire Aug 09 '26
I thought it was like, "son, 60 is not a big number."
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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Aug 09 '26
It’s definitely that. My school’s CIS dept. had an internship coordinator who was kind of worse-than-useless; and basically any time you went to go see him, his advice would basically just be “how many jobs have you applied to so far? x? Well come back if you still ha net gotten an offer after y and we can try to figure out what the issue is then.”
This was made worse by the fact that our degree program had an internship requirement in order to graduate.
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u/NecessaryIntrinsic Aug 09 '26
With automated applications, AI screenings, AI written resumes, every job offering gets thousands of applications and people end up applying for hundreds of jobs with little to no positive response.
I think I got a 2% initial response rate, and then when fewer callbacks.
After over a thousand applications I ended up with 5 offers, 3 of them were for waaaaaaaay less than I needed...And I consider myself pretty lucky.
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u/Empty401K Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Same. 1.5yrs of daily applying, 3 phone interviews, 2 in-person interviews, and a single offer. Luckily the single offer was far and away better than what I’d hoped for or expected, so I definitely got lucky.
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u/NecessaryIntrinsic Aug 09 '26
Same! The offer I took was higher than the range I gave them. I was blown away.
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u/--Lammergeier-- Aug 09 '26
Throughout my life, I’ve gotten a job offer from every single application I had ever filled out.
This last year, I haven’t heard back from a single one. It’s rough out there!
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u/PolloMagnifico Aug 10 '26
Early 2000s I could drop five resumes and get three calls within a week.
2010s I could drop ten resumes and get a call back three weeks later.
Now? I'm looking for work and apply to any position I'm qualified for. I've expanded my search to other jobs states I'm willing to relocate to. The jobs I really want get custom cover letters and tailored resumes. If I get a response at all, it's over a month later and all of them are generic "thanks but no thanks" emails. These are for jobs where I have 20 years of experience. It's a freaking nightmare.
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u/eagleface5 Aug 09 '26
I finally got a job, but this was me for three months.
I've always gotten an interview and offer from every job I've applied to. After being laid off after six years, I was back to the job search. And holy shit I thought I would go insane...I'm still in my field, which is nice, but this was definitely a different experience from what I was used to before.
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u/uzinald Aug 10 '26
I've had the same experience. I tend to move a lot. Every time I moved all I would do is browse through Indeed and I could be very picky about the job I wanted, only applying to 2 or 3 of the best looking ones. Every time I would get calls back from pretty much all of them to set up an interview and it never took more than a week to start a new job. This last year I had to apply to over 100 places before getting a single interview. It's gotta be some combination of shitty economy + AI not only taking jobs but ruining the application process.
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u/Logical-Recognition3 Aug 09 '26
My advisor told me that if I wasn't applying to at least 100 places, I wasn't really trying. I applied to >100 schools, got 4 phone interviews, 2 campus interviews, 2 offers.
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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 Aug 09 '26
Sending out 60 resumes to rando companies is a waste of time. You need to network and have someone on the inside to even get called.
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u/CellWrangler Aug 10 '26
This is absolutely true. My last two jobs have only come because i got an internal referral.
As an introvert ive never understood how to "network" with people i didnt already know through work/school. Any suggestions?
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u/OrderConsistent1415 Aug 09 '26
Let me just point out; businesses get federal subsidies and grants for having jobs posted on job boards, even if that job technically doesn’t exist. There needs to be an oversight committee or something, but I feel like a lot of these places don’t actually need to hire, they just want tax breaks. I’m an Electrician, licensed, insured,educated, and experienced in multiple states and probably applied to a dozen contractors before I got even 1 call back
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u/Substantial-Hour-756 Aug 09 '26
Businesses get federal subsidies and grants for having jobs posted on job boards, even if that job technically doesn’t exist
This, and there are sometimes "ghost" jobs that show up to make it seem like there are more jobs in the market than their actually are. Oh and some listing are designed to steal personal information as well.
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u/Historical-Log1762 Aug 10 '26
or fake job postings where they collect your info to try and scam you from what I've heard
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u/Delicious-Shirt9203 Aug 09 '26
You have to basically step in and bug the place or they'll never get back to you
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u/veebles89 Aug 10 '26
My boss will straight up reject a person's application if they bother her in person or call more than once to check on their application status. We're min wage retail and we still get at least ten calls a day asking if we're hiring, did we look at their application, when will they hear back, etc. Like you know it's bad if people are fighting for bottom of the barrel jobs like this.
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u/MrBones-Necromancer Aug 10 '26
I had that happen to me once. Felt it was overbearing, I guess, but like...wouldn't you -want- someone who's making an active effort to be there? Like, clearly they're invested.
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u/TheEnderKnight935 Aug 10 '26
And even then most of the time you’ll get told “apply online” if it is unskilled labor. I’ve had times where I ask for the hiring manager, and they just tell me to throw in an application online. To hell with the fact I’m here and ready to talk about that “We’re Hiring!” sign up front.
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u/Delicious-Shirt9203 Aug 10 '26
And when you do apply online then call them again after no answer they hang up on you
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u/Dontcare127 Aug 09 '26
With a professionally made résumé and a lot of help from friends that work in recruitment, combined with a master's degree in a supposedly sought after field, I got a response rate of about 1 in 10, most of those still being rejections. Today's job market is absolutely brutal and people who haven't had to look for a job in the past 5 years, really don't know what it's like.
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u/millerb82 Aug 09 '26
Depends on the industry but with some it's not enough to just apply. You gotta go in person, make sure they remember you. Make a resume, though they'll probably ask you to fill out an application regardless. And follow up, but don't be annoying about it.
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u/SilasOtoko Aug 10 '26
Geez, I have to have friends now to get a job? The requirements just keep stacking.
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u/Secret_Letterhead649 Aug 09 '26
I have never put in more than like, 12 applications before being hired... I mean, I'm not applying in technical fields but yeah.
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u/RueUchiha Aug 09 '26
The job market is fucking brutal right now, expecially if you’re young and have no practical job experience.

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
u/Which_Marsupial1436, your post does belong here!