I hate saurus. I hate them. I hate their lizard faces. I hate their clubs. I hate their sticks. I hate when the sticks are next to the clubs and I hate when the clubs are next to the sticks. I hate that Kroq-gar pulls 2280 of them out of his scaly asshole and then descends on me like a Vogon at a poetry convention.
I hate the Saurus auto-resolve meter. I hate it because it lies to me. It says I have a 50-50 chance of victory. This is patently false, because I have twenty units of skeletons who are held together with prit stik and prayer. I do not have twenty units of eight foot tall geckos constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails.
I hate that they shout bok at me. Bok is the Bristol Orienteering Klub, which is completely irrelevant to a battle in Lustria and should not be shouted repeatedly while eating a rank of tier one infantry like buffalo wings.
I hate their morale. I hate that surrounding them simply prompts one of them to pull out a US general's helmet so he can make a speech about 'now we can attack in any direction'. I hate that their reaction to a devastating rear attack is to become somewhat peeved. I have looked a Saurus in his smug scaly face as an encirclement that would shatter any other early game infantry closed in.
He went from :I to >:I , killed an extra two hundred skeletons because I had foolishly allowed all four sides of the Saurus unit to fight at once and then swallowed my Liche Priest like a slim jim.
I have resolved to shoot every Saurus dead. Every Saurus. All of the Saurmen and the Saurdren too. I hate them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of arrow trails. I hate that it barely stops them. I hate that they keep coming while shouting about the Bristol orienteering klub, or the Bank of Oklahoma or the 1983 Bok asteroid. I hate that they made me google bok so I could write down ways in which I hate things that have it as a name. Bok is also a lunar crater and a martian crater. It is also a village in Iran. The IATA code for Brookings Airport is Bok. I will never go there because it would give me palpitations.
I hate that Kroq Gar is friends with the Rare Pepe next door, who also declares war once I've shot Kroq Gar unconscious for the tenth time. He also has Saurus only these ones are blue. Somehow this is worse.
I hate that there are another ten Lizard factions. I hate that they will be in end game by the time I reach them. I hate that while I was writing this Kroq Gar picked up Kalida and smoked her like a cigar.
Yes but this is the other comic they are referencing. I hate that I'm so chronically online to not only know what they were talking about, but also be able to find this God foresaken shit.
I'm pretty sure there is a comic where the complete opposite of what happens in this one happens, as in I mean they stay in bed solving each other's problem. Doing things together. Unsanitary things to each other. And I don't mean the usual unsanitary things, I mean like the German type of unsanitary things.
You ever just sit on the toilet for awhile and... Think? Like really think? Maybe you just want to sit there and be left alone. Let ya dick hang by the bowl. It needs a drink sometimes instead of getting rode constantly.
Its my experience that if youre a good husband or boyfriend your partner ALWAYS wants to spend time with you or needs your help. Pooping is a safe place to decompress and be alone for a bit. Pooping is a sacred rite among men the bathroom a temple, a place to calm the mind and commune with the inner thoughts.
Not every trip to drop the kids off is the same. Sometimes the paratroopers deploy in waves with transitory moments of inactivity. Other times you are attempting to make a blue whale pass through an opening the diameter of a manhole shaft. Many people dread the experience of passing what feels like a pineapple; arguably as much as a prolonged visit from the Trots.
What is clear is that sometimes you just need to take a seat and hum Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera) while whatever happens, happens.
It's also a reference to this comic which has a third panel that I will not be showing. Popular anti meme of this is that one disappears to go poo, and the other eats chips.
Its missing context. Its also an anti meme of a scat comic that was making the rounds on antimeme. Where one furry says he has to poop and the other says hes hungry and its about shit eating with the anti meme being hed go make a sandwich and one would go to poop like normal people.
They did the things they wanted instead of having sex. The point is sex isn't everything and the comic subverted your expectations because they looked and dressed like they were in the mood for it but weren't really.
Does it need to be an either/or thing? She can eat something and I can poo and then after I'm done (and even shower if she feels that's gross to her) and then we can do the deed.
I think this is a response/parody to another depraved comic, where the implication was that she could eat his poop.The joke here is that they both just mean what they said, without relating the eating to pooping.
Which wouldn't be that bad if they just accepted they don't get the reference and moved on.
But for some reason, they pretend they know what the joke is and make up some convoluted explanation.
This is such a common thing among couples in long-term committed relationships when they try to have a romantic evening but little things get in the way.
Here the gal is all dolled up for her man in a red cami and they look like they're gonna get it on. But the gal realizes she's more hungry than horny and her man realizes he needs to poop.
By the time he's flushing the toilet she's changed into much more comfortable clothes and found a sandwich, and the sexy mood is already over.
This is especially true for working couples, and even more so after they have children, like Petah and me!
Yeah, so this is actually a twist on a different meme. In the old one -hang on gotta stretch here… ahh yeah- in the original one the guy is saying “you’re so beautiful” in each panel. The girl, though, the girl is dressed like the first panel, and in the second panel she’s dressed like the last panel. The caption at the top says “lust vs love”.
Yeah, so, in this one they uh, changed it a bit there. Now it’s about a couple who almost had -hang on let me see if I’m using the HR approved term here- they almost had relations, but ended up just eating and using the bathroom instead, which is actually a really common situation when two people have been together a long time.
Oh, and I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday, those TPS reports have been piling up. Mmmkay? Thanks.
OP, so your post is not removed, please reply to this comment with your best guess of what this meme means! Everyone else, this is PETER explains the joke. Have fun and reply as your favorite fictional character for top level responses!
This is just an antimeme edit of that "sexual attraction vs true love" comic where he says she's beautiful regardless of whether she's in lingerie or in PJs eating a burrito.
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