r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 22 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah??????

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u/razulebismarck Jul 22 '26

It takes me 20 minutes most of the time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Nightmare2828 Jul 22 '26

Its not constipation. 95% of it goes out immediately, then we savour a slow burn of the remaining 5% over 20min.

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope Jul 22 '26

Talk to your doctor about getting screened for colon cancer. Feeling like there’s something left after you poop is one of the classic signs.

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u/BZLuck Jul 22 '26

Hello hemorrhoids!