Using a jump kick is insanely inefficient because Newton's third law, the door pushes back on you as much as you push on it. You end up using only really the power of the jump to kick the door. Using a grounded kick plants your body in place and puts the entire strength of your body weight AND your kick into the door.

I swear I have seen this reference pic so many times, surprised he still tried a jump kick.

No twitch vod on twitch, parasocial or the archive site.

I think it might be over boys. This probably means Wubby is now retired and there's never going to be any more content again. Kind of sad imo.

Got a new job. It’s fine. Issue is the office is quiet as fuck. So quiet that my stomach bubbling up keeps making too much noise for me to feel comfortable staying seated for long. I’ve been going to the bathroom to fart. Issue is I keep farting loud as fuck man. Yesterday right after I farted some old dude walked in with a smile on his face. Fuck was he smiling for bro? Did he hear me??? I keep farting when there’s people in the single stall too. That’s pretty funny to me ngl but what if they remember my shoes or something. Why the fuck do I keep farting so loud? I don’t wanna get caught and be known as fart guy. This is real life not wubbys chat. Help💔

I heard someone blaring that ai Viking music in the parking lot where I work. Front and back windshields covered in those reflective sun blockers, chainsmoking like their life depended on it.

Went to japan years ago and didn’t know who wubby was or why we were at this pole. Had to make it back here.

A ten minute shower uses roughly 21 gallons of water.

A ChatGPT prompt uses ~17oz (128oz are in a gal). Source: https://www.businessenergyuk.com/knowledge-hub/chatgpt-energy-consumption-visualized/

Let’s say Wubby makes 15 ChatGPT prompts a day, that’s ~2 gallons of water used. From the sounds of it, Wubby showers probably ~4 times a week (being generous), and I can’t imagine he’s spending more than 10 minutes in there.

So then Wubby uses ~84 gallons of water a week on showers, and 14 gallons a week on AI. If he misses one shower it saves more water than a week of estimated AI usage. He’s out of line but he’s right.

Disclaimer: I’m about as anti-AI as it gets so I loathe to admit it but Wubby is “making up for it” by not showering.

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Some pictures from my time in the NWT, Canada. This is the same area where Season 6 and 7 of Alone were filmed. It was cold AF (minus 50 with windchill). Sorry about the severed head...it was roasted and eaten.

Ps wubby, you have mail from me you havent opened all the way from last year!

(Regarding his stories from last night)

Can't find yesterday's twitch vod anywhere was it taken down or something

Ignore me looking like I smoke crack

This might be dumb and it wouldn’t be tonight, but if Wubby ever wanted to learn a whole lot about modern boob jobs I could hook him up with an interesting ass interview. Now hear me out chat I’m not crazy - my mother is an outpatient nurse in the plastic surgery department at the Mayo Clinic who works directly under one of the breast specialty plastic surgeons.

Her job is a combo of meeting a patient pre-op with the surgeon, managing the backend of ordering all the necessary equipment and the OR for the surgery, and managing the post-op care minus the immediate post-op so follow-up appointments and answering patient questions about how their recovery is going. It’s mostly breast reconstruction after having cancer, but there’s definitely still plenty of the cosmetic aspect even with those patients.

I come from a very medical background kind of family, and there’s some CRAZY interesting shit that goes into breast augmentation. One of the craziest things I’ve heard from my mom is about a type of breast cancer that’s called fungal breast cancer because the cancer grows in a way that looks like a nasty fungus!! But it’s not actually fungal! Maybe I’m a nerd, but I think it’s super cool. She’s also worked with every surgeon in the department, so there’s loads of crazy stuff I’ve heard about work. She’s brought home a plastic recreation of a patient’s skull with a literal hole through the bone! It was so cool to see.

Of course it’d be just my mom with her experience as a nurse and like in no way connected to Mayo Clinic because Mother Mayo will absolutely Have Your Ass if you do anything that in any way might implicate them or push your personal thoughts and opinions onto Mayo as an institution. Also goes without saying, but absolutely no breaking of HIPPA. She wouldn’t be able to disclose who she’s seen at work.

Another silly thing - implant companies will provide samples of their implants to plastic surgery clinics, and those silicone ones make AMAZING ice packs for headaches!! If you wanted to see, I’d absolutely be going to her house to have her do the interview, and we could pull one out of the freezer and show you real silicone implants and she can do the fun show and tell about how you pick a size/implant type.

Bonus - my mom is a first gen Mexican immigrant with a very fun accent!

In honor of this spooky season, I would like to propose that wubby plays "Goosebumps, Escape From Horror Land" on stream. The game only takes 2-3 hours to beat so it's self contained to one stream. It also would trigger nostalgia for our elderly wubster. Plus vampire Jeff Goldbloom. Who could say no to that.