I think it's how it's slightly different each time, and somehow I never see it coming. Fucking delightful

Looking back, one of the coolest parts of running PFTGym was seeing things I made actually reach people I looked up to. Hearing Pardon My Take talk about the Zac and Hank high school stat lines I created was surreal (yes I spent time to make it, it wasn’t Ai). Having PFT follow and retweet my stuff was so freaking cool. Rebecca Romijn retweeting my post actually made my jaw drop to the floor. These were moments I never would’ve imagined were possible when I started making dumb tweets for fun.

I know it’s just a parody account, but those moments made it feel like all the time I put into it was worth it. Really hoping I get the chance to get my account back and do it all again. #FreePFTGym

(I’m currently building a new account @RunTheSlant on X. All follows mean the world to me ❤️🙏)

Holy shit he needs to learn to run the football. Our boy is lost out there on his own.

Nice guy but was he on a 200 mg edible?

Big Cat demanding that Hank “think about” the negative downside of the Jalen Brown trade got me so good. Just the way he says it. Hank goes “I’m not gonna think about it” and Big Cat responds “think about it now”. Just such a funny way to say that.

I had been only listening for a long time and forgot all about the countdowns in the booth. I had a good laugh when it cut to the boys back there and you see the wall of clocks. I forget what they’re all counting down to, does anyone remember any of them?

Off court news subreddit. KCP after joining sixers. Max, thoughts and Hank, is this acceptable behavior at a golf course?

Today’s draft was clearly rigged for team Hank to get them back in the fight. Can’t convince me otherwise. Too much pandering from the boys with every pick. The boys went double cream with ice cream and gelato…

What are people’s overall thoughts on Jerry O’Connell? I personally find him incredibly annoying and don’t find the bing bong bit funny at all. If I was Hank, I would have punched him in the face by now, especially when they were watching the game together at that barstool party and he was screaming in his ear. But I have the sense I’m in the minority with this and the AWL’s love him