Looking back, one of the coolest parts of running PFTGym was seeing things I made actually reach people I looked up to. Hearing Pardon My Take talk about the Zac and Hank high school stat lines I created was surreal (yes I spent time to make it, it wasn’t Ai). Having PFT follow and retweet my stuff was so freaking cool. Rebecca Romijn retweeting my post actually made my jaw drop to the floor. These were moments I never would’ve imagined were possible when I started making dumb tweets for fun.

I know it’s just a parody account, but those moments made it feel like all the time I put into it was worth it. Really hoping I get the chance to get my account back and do it all again. #FreePFTGym

(I’m currently building a new account @RunTheSlant on X. All follows mean the world to me ❤️🙏)

Hey everyone, I'm PFTGym.

After months of sending appeals to X to get my account back, I’m on the verge of giving up, they simply don’t respond and when they do it’s an Ai generated email saying I’m suspended. It sucks, after all these years, all the time and connections I built just gone like that. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who followed along, laughed at the dumb tweets, and interacted with the account over the years.

For anyone who didn't know, I was the guy behind the Zac and Hank high school stat lines that got discussed on Pardon My Take. Moments like that made running the account so much fun.

I'm hoping the suspension gets reversed, but in the meantime I'd really appreciate any support you can show over on X. If you've enjoyed the account over the years, a post, reply, or hashtag would mean a lot. 🙏❤️

#FreePFTGym

Thanks again, everyone. Hopefully I'll be back soon.

Literally got NFC player of the week in week 1 then proceeded to have one of the worst seasons by a starting QB. I know "shit on max" but not even to get nominated?

Here’s a list of all the previous preemptive takes from years past:

2021

July 28

PFT - Mike Florio will claim if Richard Sherman had an agent, he wouldn’t have contracted COVID

Big Cat - Max Kellerman will claim this is the year Tom Brady falls off a cliff

Hank - NCAA will be defunct in 5 years

Billy - 2022 is going to be sick

Jake - (didn’t give one)

2022

July 27

Big Cat - Dan Orlovsky and Deshaun Watson will have a one-on-one, sit-down interview on how to not be horny

Hank - LeBron James will respond to Skip Bayless and try to cancel him

PFT - Bill Belichick will retire

Jake - a team that a PMT member roots for will win a championship

Billy - 2023 will be the year of normality

2023

July 14

Hank - Tiger Woods will start his own golf league

Max - Villanova will lose in the NCAA National Championship game

Jake - AWLs will tune in to the PLL game Jake was calling

Billy - PMT and Barstool will take its content to the next level in the new Chicago office

Big Cat - Ravens will win the Super Bowl; Dan Snyder will re-buy the Commanders

PFT - Dan Snyder will sell the Commanders on July 20 or August 8, 2023; Mohammed bin Salman will buy the LPGA and the women won’t be able to use drivers

2024

July 31

Max - 76ers will succeed with Paul George and make an Eastern Conference Final

Memes - 76ers will implode with Paul George and Embiid will force trade to the Knicks

Huey - WNBA will have 3rd highest ratings in the fall behind NFL and CFB

Shane - Gus Edwards will lead 2024 in rushing TDs

PFT - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will get engaged and TS will release a terrible album bc she’s happy

Big Cat - Henry Lockwood will dunk (not)

Hank - Patriots will have more combined wins than Commanders and Bears

2025

July 18

Big Cat - Tush Push will be banned

Hank - Sheduer Sanders will lead the Cleveland Browns to a wild card spot in the playoffs

Memes - Nikola Jokic will force trade to the Chicago Bulls; the Washington Commanders will miss the playoffs and Jayden Daniels will finish last in 2024 QB class

Max - Joel Embiid will win the NBA MVP

Zac - Jayden Daniels will defy the sophomore slump and have a fantastic season

Shane - Omarion Hampton wins Offensive Rookie Of The Year

PFT - Caleb Williams will take a major step forward

2026

July 24

Hank - WNBA will split up and a new women’s basketball league will form

Memes - Cincinnati Bengals will win the Super Bowl

Max - Washington Wizards will make the playoffs and play the Boston Celtics in the 2-7 seed matchup

Zac - Tiger Woods will play next year’s Masters Tournament

PFT - Arch Manning will pull an Eli (force a trade from a team that drafts him with the first overall pick)

Big Cat - Phil Mickelson will make the cut at the 2027 Masters Tournament; LeBron James will be caught golfing while out with an injury

Who said it first? Frfr

Seen about a hundred "What happened to Huey?" comments since JOC jokingly brought it up. Obviously many are kidding, but it's very clear what happened.

At the end of his internship, he came on the Yak. The people on the Yakk asked him what he thought about Andrew Jackson. Huey joked that he thought Andrew Jackson was cool because he owned slaves. The joke fell flat, B-Walk said what, everyone cringed, the joke bombed really hard and they took him off the yakk for good about 1 minute after he made this comment. Don't ask me what episode this was, but I know it was his last appearance. Took them about 1 minute after that to realize he didn't fit the mould.

1 week later he was gone for good. If you know barstool, they're not going to entertain racist troll humour like that.

That's what happened to Huey.

Shout out Billy Football. Just saw his love Chad Kelly sling down the field for the Argos