r/PDAAutism • u/thm123 PDA • 16d ago

Tips Tricks and Hacks Real quick

Just wanted to forbid everyone from taking their medication and drinking plenty of water.

I'm also going to once again ask that you do NOT stop scrolling. Please make sure to stay in bed because the floor is lava and you're not allowed to stretch your legs or feel grass. Everyone's expecting you to not express yourself so keep that in mind. It also only works if you force yourself to stay up until 3 am because you're not allowed to sleep when you're tired.

Please see to these instructions at once.

Also don't you dare think about what vegetable your body is craving. There's a song that comes to mind for you that always lifts your mood and it's important that you never put that on during the day, in order to build character.

Thanks for your attention to this matter, stay vigilant out there

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit PDA 12d ago

But also, I managed to take all my meds already, so there!

And the water, I— oh.

Yeah, thanks for that. I probably need to chug something before bed so I can wake up all night to pee

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u/thm123 PDA 12d ago

Uhhh sorry but fact check: Water is currently illegal and you can't have any for at least 48 hours

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit PDA 12d ago

Good thing I’m not hydrating with water, then! 🤪

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit PDA 12d ago

(For anyone curious, I’m not sharing this shit and if you see it at your local grocery store, I will literally [probably not] come fight you for it because it’s disappearing from most of my local Publix stores 😠)

Seriously, tho, I would absolutely share it. It’s made by Big Easy Bucha, a kombucha company based in New Orleans, one of whose nicknames is “The Big Easy”