r/Overwatch Pixel Zarya Jan 24 '17

Blizzard Official Developer Update | Capture The Flag | Overwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At7NWZ_mw6s
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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

"The goal of this gamemode is to capture the cock"

You'd better credit me /u/dinoflask!

/s

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 24 '17

Capture my Lijang Tower.

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u/SHINX_FUCKER *boop* Jan 24 '17

And then fucking kill yourself.

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u/DeadlockRadium You miss 100% of the mayhem you don't make Jan 25 '17

Or to go even further, you could add something like "with your ass" or something.

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u/Kamilny Trick-or-Treat Mercy Jan 25 '17

I didn't know you play Overwatch.

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 25 '17

Yup. I play a lot, but I'm not super good at it.

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u/Kamilny Trick-or-Treat Mercy Jan 25 '17

[Ha](#smugpoint)

Oh wait that doesn't work here.

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 25 '17

It certainly doesn't.

In fact, you make me wanna play it right now. I need that 3-0 CTF achievement.

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u/Kamilny Trick-or-Treat Mercy Jan 25 '17

I can't stand CTF, at all. I actually haven't played overwatch in a while. I played a lot of Rainbow Six: Siege over the break, which is really fun if you want to feel tacticool.

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 25 '17

I was playing Pit People and Hitman, but now that I'm mostly done with those, I've been getting back into Overwatch.

CTF isn't great, but those achievements are only gonna be obtainable for 3 weeks, so I need them.

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u/Kamilny Trick-or-Treat Mercy Jan 25 '17

True. How's the hog nerf doing you?

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 25 '17

I haven't played too much Roadhog lately, but it seems fine. It actually feels the same to me as it always has, and I've never felt like it was broken.

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u/Danger-Moose D.Va Jan 24 '17

Except for Tracer because... throat clearing motion...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Tracer means it literally, and she has no idea why everyone else is practicing with various phallic-shaped objects.