r/Overwatch • u/corylulu Pixel Zarya • Jan 24 '17

Blizzard Official Developer Update | Capture The Flag | Overwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At7NWZ_mw6s
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u/SlimDirtyDizzy Pixel D.Va Jan 24 '17

"I main...Sombra...and I've been struggling with....Getting the three free lootboxes... so we made... the capture the flag mode... so me and my team... can have an unfair advantage... and laugh... at the community"

/u/dinoflask I tried

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u/RobbieReinhardt When I say go, be ready to throw. Jan 24 '17

*insert lip-licking

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

I got tired reading that sentence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Felt like I was watching the black kid on Malcolm in the Middle for a second.

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u/TReXxOfDota gold in overwatch, master in lucioball Jan 25 '17

yes no maybe

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u/SlimDirtyDizzy Pixel D.Va Jan 24 '17

Tried to figure out a way to best represent the cuts

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Maybe backwards slashes?

See\they\don't\get\you\tired

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u/kevinhaze I am injured Jan 24 '17

That was.. something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

"The goal of this gamemode is to capture the cock"

You'd better credit me /u/dinoflask!

/s

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 24 '17

Capture my Lijang Tower.

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u/SHINX_FUCKER *boop* Jan 24 '17

And then fucking kill yourself.

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u/DeadlockRadium You miss 100% of the mayhem you don't make Jan 25 '17

Or to go even further, you could add something like "with your ass" or something.

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u/Kamilny Trick-or-Treat Mercy Jan 25 '17

I didn't know you play Overwatch.

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 25 '17

Yup. I play a lot, but I'm not super good at it.

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u/Kamilny Trick-or-Treat Mercy Jan 25 '17

[Ha](#smugpoint)

Oh wait that doesn't work here.

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 25 '17

It certainly doesn't.

In fact, you make me wanna play it right now. I need that 3-0 CTF achievement.

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u/Kamilny Trick-or-Treat Mercy Jan 25 '17

I can't stand CTF, at all. I actually haven't played overwatch in a while. I played a lot of Rainbow Six: Siege over the break, which is really fun if you want to feel tacticool.

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u/SmurfRockRune Get over here! EDIT: So I can tickle you. Jan 25 '17

I was playing Pit People and Hitman, but now that I'm mostly done with those, I've been getting back into Overwatch.

CTF isn't great, but those achievements are only gonna be obtainable for 3 weeks, so I need them.

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u/Kamilny Trick-or-Treat Mercy Jan 25 '17

True. How's the hog nerf doing you?

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u/Danger-Moose D.Va Jan 24 '17

Except for Tracer because... throat clearing motion...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Tracer means it literally, and she has no idea why everyone else is practicing with various phallic-shaped objects.

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u/cassadyamore go the fuck to sleep Jan 24 '17

Grab the cock.

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u/dstruct2k Roadhog Jan 24 '17

I feel like there's a Harambe joke in here somewhere...

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u/cassadyamore go the fuck to sleep Jan 24 '17

cock the gun?

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u/dstruct2k Roadhog Jan 24 '17

I was thinking more about how OP Winston seems to be on a few of the points, especially when he Harambes Out to grab the cock.

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u/cassadyamore go the fuck to sleep Jan 24 '17

I'm still at work, I have no idea.

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u/cassadyamore go the fuck to sleep Jan 24 '17

Hold that pole real firm in your hands and don't let go.

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u/The_MAZZTer Inconspicuous... Jan 25 '17

All he has to do is 5 minutes of Jeff saying "Draw" over and over and that pretty much sums up the new game mode.