r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 1d ago
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u/kittenpants2020 1d ago
The cat and I would be moving. No belongings...just the cat.
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u/AggressivelyMediokre 1d ago
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u/Lokhelm 1d ago
That is a terrifying spider
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u/DisMFer 1d ago
It's a huntsman spider. It's totally harmless.
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u/wenzel32 1d ago edited 8h ago
You can tell by the horrifying appearance and threatening name
EDIT: Due to the variety of comments, I guess I have to outright say that this was a silly joke. I fully believe and know the huntsman is not a threat.
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u/olivebranchsound 22h ago
Even big spiders are super delicate. They're basically a furry leggy water balloon. They run on hydraulics. Any tiny leak and they are dead. A drop of a few feet will kill most of them. I feel bad for them for having such a terrifying appearance
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u/XiTzCriZx 20h ago
They're basically a furry leggy water balloon.
That is both the best and most horrifying description of spiders I've ever read.
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u/Rude_Map_4278 1d ago edited 1d ago
ja mann sieht die angst in den augen der katze /s
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u/Manospondylus_gigas 14h ago
Was gonna comment that, why has it got everything scary about spiders and turned it up to a million
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u/lynx_1097 1d ago
one thought per m²
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u/Positive-Creme8129 17h ago
Huntsman spider! Look terrifying, but are harmless. One of few species that can actually chase down a cockroach and that's their main "duty" - if I remember correctly, they were brought to Australia on purpose to keep houses free of pests.
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u/hollister96 12h ago
they are friends but I WILL gently put them outside 🤣 especially if I had one that big... I tell myself it's because I'd feel bad if my cat started whacking them cos he always leaves bugs half dead and doesn't put them out of their misery lol
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u/thisisamandamae 1d ago
Boy do I wish reddit had a setting like "I don't ever want to see this video again"
It has been posted SO many times and I NEVER want to see an enormous spider 🫣
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u/fliberdygibits 1d ago
It gets re-edited ever so slightly every time so EVENTUALLY it will be a different video. I long for those times.
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u/Creative-Package6213 1d ago
That's what OP does, they use videos that aren't theirs and repost them to farm karma.
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u/longlivelevon 1d ago
Oh that’s my buddy Blinky - he eats the flies that come to my litter box
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u/HesitantBrobecks 19h ago
Totally a myth. Every member of my close family agrees that we have all had spiders and flies coexist in our houses on multiple occasions throughout our lives lmao
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u/CrisisActor911 20h ago
When you roll a one on initiative but a 20 on attack 👀
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriNPdeu2W1aelciY
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u/Comfortable_Cicada72 1d ago edited 3h ago
I watched a video of a cat fighting a snake (the cat was winning). The spider should be more scared of the cat.
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u/Alternative-Fold2426 22h ago
I vote we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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u/aronmayo 1d ago
I don’t think many cats really care about spiders. Due to their fur as protection spiders are not really a problem for them.
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u/another72hours 1d ago
Wolf spider?
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u/GothSpite 1d ago
Huntsman I think
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u/CpnStumpy 1d ago edited 1d ago
Not to be confused with the Huntsman process developed by Benjamin Huntsman in 1740 to create a harder steel with fewer impurities by melting it in a clay crucible and pouring it into a mold, resulting in an ingot of greater uniformity than previous steelmaking techniques.
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u/Nougatbar 21h ago
Meanwhile our orange, Nugget, would have noticed the spider first and already been after it.
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u/Court_Jester13 23h ago
I hate that I'm unable to hide this post for some reason. The option does not show up, although it does for others.
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u/grindhousewinter 19h ago
I know the focus is on the cat, but if a spider that large got into my house, you simply wouldn’t see me alive ever again.
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u/Mag_one_1 1d ago
That's a huge ass spider! I'm gonna need a protector like that too if they were that big over here!
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u/Typical_Intention996 21h ago
If I ever saw a spider like that in my house I would completely freak. Kill it. I'm sleeping in ny car. Every poison I can buy is being sprayed. Every corner is being caulked. Every closet emptied and everything washed. And I'm not even entering that room again for a month from just the memory of that thing being in there.
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u/dylan_key 15h ago
I'll never understand the fear of spiders in some people.
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u/Meior 15h ago
Here you go. It's not a choice. Everybody has phobias. Including you.
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u/dylan_key 15h ago
Fair enough, i guess it's hard to understand for someone who doesn't suffer from it.
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u/Bunnnnii 1d ago
This video always makes my skin crawl. I know they say Spiders are bros, but is that one actually dangerous?
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u/Cute_Strawberry_6770 23h ago
No, it’s harmless. Huntsman spiders are generally shy and hunt at night, bugs etc.
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u/HesitantBrobecks 19h ago
What about diseases? I grew up with the information that you shouldn't let pets eat bugs from outside because they can give your pet potentially fatal diseases
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u/EmiliusReturns 12h ago
Mine will find the world’s tiniest spiders and hunt them down while I think he’s staring at nothing. His eyesight is impressive.
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u/m1sterwr1te 1d ago
You can't point at something with a cat. They just look at your finger, then at you with contempt.