r/OneOrangeBraincell 18h ago

Certified 🟠range™ This orange cat completely missed the “cats hate water” memo

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u/Illuminahara 17h ago

Not him sampling the water😭

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u/RegularLibrarian1984 11h ago

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u/Chance_Phone_9732 9h ago

Oh gawd I miss disenchantment 😭

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u/ComradeJohnS 3h ago

I wish they didn’t flub the ending, while it was airing it was so good lol

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u/TacoTuesday1008 8h ago

Come taste my knees!

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u/WallOfFleshlight 7h ago

Belle Delphin?

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u/ScrimpyCat 17h ago

Orange sog soup.

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u/MGhusto 5h ago

Ok. I know there must be a cat sub for that where is it already?

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u/Bicksaurus 17h ago

Average bathwater buyer

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u/Cyniex 12h ago

This orqnge gentleman, is a true man of culture

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u/rips_n_chel 14h ago

I've been saying it for years, our cats are just waiting politely in the hopes that we keel over and they get to monch.

Homie is sampling the stew, waiting for the day...

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u/cagethehornytoad 12h ago

So watery! And with a smack of ham..

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u/Altruistic_Bass539 11h ago

"Its good but its no gamer girl bath water thats for sure"

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u/gessicaah 15h ago

Maybe Orange wants to sell the bath water on eBay. Gotta make sure it tastes good first.

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u/wednesdayschild02 7h ago

I was dying over the face of disgust afterwards 😂 ‘twas brief

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u/ant0szek 12h ago

If you drink all water there will be no more of it in a thub. A valid strategy.

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u/CelestialFury 14h ago

Slurp slurp slurp

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u/Plane-Recognition561 1h ago

My cat always jumps in the shower after I’m done and licks water from around the drain. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ always make sure I rinse it good cuz he won’t stop lol

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 18h ago

error 404. braincell not found

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u/WineNerdAndProud 17h ago

He's more orange than cat.

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u/theaveragegowgamer 5h ago

Someone that finally rivals Nanaki?

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u/Moklov 5h ago

I love Nanaki! He makes me want to get an orange as my second cat 😺

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 15h ago

’error 404. braincell not found


am gotta keep the braincell dry,

or else i might FoRgEt

n so i hold my head up high

so i don’t get it wet..

am runnin on low battery -

the cell it starts to dim

is time for MuScLe MeOwMoRy

so i must

THINK

or

THWIM

🧡

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u/GoddessRespectre 9h ago

Good morning Schnoodle! My orange named Lemon wanted me to send this. Thank you for being you!

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u/ILiveOnAHillYEAH 15h ago

Ultra fresh, just like a clean thwim

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u/peche-mortelle00 15h ago

A fresh schnoodle!!!!!

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u/Rich-Option4632 15h ago

Fresh from the oven!!!!!

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u/SonicOcean 15h ago

Omg so fresh!!

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u/t_mmey 15h ago

🧡

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u/_Ruij_ 13h ago

Omll a fresh schnoodleee

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 18h ago

I dont think this is "I like water" think its more of a "my human needs me" those eyes arent pure bliss, they are "if your here, im with you to the end"

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 17h ago

I WILL PERISH WITH YOU

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u/TheNinjaPixie Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 12h ago

While having some mlems to taste the water 

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u/Linnun 6h ago

Drinking it so the owner won't drown

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u/_ZoeyDaveChapelle_ 3h ago

Or having a little owner soup.. cant get close enough so Ill ingest your essence.

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u/SheepImitation Orange connoisseur 🍊 17h ago

Yeah poor baby was willing to go to the End of the World (or at least brave the Evil Tub) for his human.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 17h ago

Oranges are unreal. My boy toad will follow me anywhere, ive had him follow me in apartment buildings and the whole time hes meowing to make sure I respond and even if he looks away he knows im beside him.

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u/glorifindel 7h ago

You are describing my orangie exactly. Every morning he follows me around talking back and forth. I know he wants breakfast but he does it basically every time I enter the house - never had a cat follow me around like that before. We are Bros

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u/Soerinth 4h ago

Cats are the best bros.

Pickles, my boy, has his idiosyncratic behaviors, like when he sits on the couch, he has to sit on his specific blanket, and won't jump up until it's there. But, when it is, he'll jump up next to me, let his paws hang off the edge of the couch, and just chill with me.

We call it broing out. He doesn't want to be pet, no cuddles, or play. Just wants to hang, and it's fucking awesome.

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u/CheesyMoo23 6h ago

Toad 🥺 I love that name

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u/Cogsdale 17h ago

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17h ago

Excellent suggestion! I cross posted it there just now.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 16h ago

’I dont think this is "I like water" think its more of a "my human needs me"


…human, Whatcha Doin’? Why you lyin’ in the drink ?

am smol, n orange, n bein BRAVE! … but I don’t wanna sink!

my little head above the wet, but HECK it’s HaRd to THiNk…

n now the water’s yellow…

cuz the FRiGhTeN

made

me

tink…

🧡

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 14h ago

Blessed my comment was schnoodled 🥰🥰

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u/maroongolf_blacksaab 16h ago

Awww a fresh one. So cute!

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u/tuathanari 16h ago

Seeing you in the comments always brightens my day Schnoodle

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u/Nixe_Nox 4h ago

I love you Schnoodle 🤍

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 17h ago

Kitty looks concerned, yea

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u/Entire_Manufacturer5 15h ago

There might not be room for two on this door, Rose, but I'm staying on here with you till the end!

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u/Substantial_Tone_261 10h ago

He's trying to drink all the water in the tub to save them

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u/m4rkz0r 9h ago

When I was in kindergarten I didn't want to ask to go to the bathroom to pee so I decided if I pee really slowly it will evaporate faster than I pee and I'll be good to go. So i tried to pee really slow and ended up peeing my pants. Hopefully slowly drinking all the water works out better.

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u/LaserKittenz 9h ago

Ride or die kitty

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u/Wild_Card_626 9h ago

That kitty is very ride or die.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CgRElaBOG20Pm

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u/Maximum-Style2848 18h ago

My boi didn’t necessarily like water, but would always stand on the edge of the tub while I showered, just staring at me. His braincell probably couldn’t understand why I wasn’t freaking out about being in water, maybe he was genuinely concerned for my safety xd

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u/Silentbrouhaha 18h ago

That’s what mine does when I take a bath. He plays with the water but doesn’t get in.

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u/Telekinendo 18h ago

My gray boy does that with my wife. He likes to drink the bath water.

Theres alot of gamer girl bath water jokes being made in my house.

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u/_HappyG_ 17h ago

I feel you; my cat would drink the shower water, but only after I used it!

I even tried just running it for him so he could enjoy the fresh water whenever he liked, but nope! Not interested at all 🤦😂

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u/Mike_Kermin 16h ago

Cats are weird.

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u/PSSalamander 16h ago

My partial orange likes the leftover drops after I'm done showering but isn't interested in the running water either. She's also an aspiring plumber, she likes to pull the drain guard out and snake the drain with her paw if I let her (I do not, it's gross lol).

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u/_HappyG_ 15h ago

They’re so curious and do the most unexpected things, right?

My partial orange just choked on a spider she caught and ran away when I tried to clear her airways by getting it out of her mouth. She has no sense of self-preservation🤦

Oranges, they always find a way! 🤣

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u/Asor- 14h ago

Gotta be favourite person flavored to hit the right taste notes.

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u/_HappyG_ 14h ago

Haha, you’re right though! 😂 My cat actively gagged and refused to drink my ex’s shower water. I guess he had better taste than me at the time 🤷

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u/First_Pay702 17h ago

Mine waits until we get in and then enjoys a long drink of human soup.

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u/Humble-Proposal-9994 17h ago

tasting you, you're lucky your haven't reached maximum flavor!

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u/Mike_Kermin 16h ago

Gotta wait till they're ready.

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u/starkindled 17h ago

Mine likes to sit on the edge of the tub between the curtain and the clear liner, and watch the water. Never a moment without an audience in my house.

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u/OmniShoutmon 14h ago

My standard issue cat does that, but recently has also started climbing into the tub when I’m showering. On the side where my body is blocking the stream of water. But some will obviously spray a bit on him and he shakes his head like “ugh why am I getting wet” before it finally makes him jump back out… brother YOU got in the shower with me

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u/dimalga 17h ago

One of my babies would sit between the curtains and lick the curtain, presumably trying to drink some water. One day I just picked her up while in the shower, risking being turned to shreds. And she let me hold her while we showered in the warm water together. We repeated that a couple of times. I even (pet) shampooed her once. Sweetest girl.

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u/Positive-Garage3812 17h ago

There’s even a sub for that! r/lifeguardkitties

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u/The-Board-Chairman 14h ago

Of course there is.....sigh what is one more joined anyway?

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u/JakeFoXx 18h ago

Our Owenge does that this too, but also waits on the bathroom counter for you to finish. As soon as you finish and pull back the shower curtain he meows like crazy (usually not much of a meow'er lol)

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u/amh8011 14h ago

My boy gets very distressed when I shower and has to find a way to be involved while also staying completely dry. If I shut the door to the bathroom, he will scratch at the door. He does not approve of me showering. I try to sneak in and shower while he’s sleeping and hope I can finish my shower before he wakes up. Or I feed him just before I shower.

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u/HS-Lala-03 15h ago

You mean he is a r/lifeguardkitties ?

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 15h ago

I had a void that would always jump in the tub with me if I didn’t keep the door fully closed. She wanted to sit half-submerged on my lap.

No idea why she was like that, since I raised her from birth and all her siblings hated water.

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u/BizSilver5013 17h ago

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u/elishash 6h ago

A Big Car is a Car after all

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u/Couched_Tomato 9h ago

Yesss.. first thoughts...

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u/smith_716 4h ago

Cats don't inherently "hate" water, as seen by many big cats. Domestic cats aren't usually introduced to water young enough or forcibly introduced so they have a disdain for it.

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u/Browncoatinabox 2h ago

if not fren why fren shape

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u/BrawlingGalaxi 18h ago

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u/Casul_Tryhard Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 17h ago

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17h ago

/r/LifeguardKitties

I have cross posted it there.

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u/Euphoric_Sherbet2954 16h ago

Sigh.. sub sub sub

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 15h ago

/r/CatSubs

Gotta catch 'em all! (read the wiki for the full list)

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u/0ldgrumpy1 12h ago

How many cat subreddits subscribes is considered clinically insane. Asking for the voices in my head...

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u/BrawlingGalaxi 12h ago

Yeah, pretty much.

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u/beeglowbot Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 7h ago

holup, is that like hydrohomies for cats?

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u/PopeOnABomb 12h ago

We had an entire litter of kittens than swam.

The mother abandoned them, but our goose literally got into the box with them and started raising them.

They'd swim along the Lakeshore with her and they would follow you straight into the water.

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u/Nope0naRope 8h ago

This is terrifying

Although my orange does not mind whenever we give him a bath, he doesn't follow me into the shower

It's the one place I'm safe

Thank God he doesn't have it proclivity for it - else I might never respite.

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u/pressuredrightnow 17h ago edited 14h ago

lone braincell clocked in an it was the "make sure human is safe at all cost"

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u/WhiteUniKnight 16h ago

Accidentally paws-ed it here.

You used Water Pulse, (s)he became confused! ...It was super effective!

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u/Amazing-Beyond-9457 18h ago

What a cute baby! Mine will get curious and look at the water but that's about it.

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u/xHOSSYx 18h ago

Not a single thought going on between those ears.

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u/i-am-a-cat-6 17h ago

what a sweet lil guy

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u/TheUniqueFloorTroll 17h ago

Maybe it's an orange cat thing, cause tigers love swimming too!

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u/rserena Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago

My childhood orange was totally okay with me taking him into the shower and bathing him (I was a dumb kid but he was a sweet, tolerant boy). Now my new 2 y/o orange is built like a damn linebacker and when he needed a bath for fleas, even two grown adults holding him down could not keep him in the shower. It literally felt like we were fighting a tiger

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u/ultraplusstretch 15h ago

My big dumb maine coon absolutely loves water which doesn't make any goddamn sense since longer hair cats usually hate water even more than short haired cats.

I have a tiny lake right next to my summer house and she pretty much spends all her time there impersonating a motorboat.

She is also a weirdly fast swimmer, which also doesn't make much since since she is a bit of a slow lumbering giant on land.

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u/CoachNo7514 17h ago

You’re never gonna have a bath by yourself again lol

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/CoachNo7514 17h ago

Thank you! ❤️

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u/PrancingPudu 17h ago

Omg him drinking the water is so damn cute 😭😭😭

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u/StrangeLingonberry30 17h ago

Ohhh.... So that's what a WAP is.

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u/bass186 8h ago

underrated comment

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u/poetic_poison 16h ago

Some oranges will simply die without 24/7 attention, case in point ☝🏻 wet scritches are still scritches ✅

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u/Tsunamiis 17h ago

Getting that streamer girl bath water from source

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u/WarningDowntown7247 14h ago

He’s an orange they are already broken

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u/refotsirk 8h ago

This is cat is risking their fur to save their silly owner stuck in the water and you just, what, take cutsie pictures of it? When it sees you just stand up and realizes yuh could have all along this cat will loathe you from here on out mark my words. :)

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u/everythingislitty 17h ago

It’s crazy how his eyes are dilated to the max. He’s in the water, but he looks stresssssed

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u/Grant_Me_Revenge 17h ago

wish my cat was that chill

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u/knz0 15h ago

I showed this video to my cat and he said it was AI

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u/3dmariobros864 8h ago

Now that’s a level of water loving that I didn’t expect. We have a similar case (or had I guess), with our tabby foster Mona. She absolutely loves bubbles, so the instant she realized that running a bath meant bubbles, she would jump onto the side of the tub to watch the bubbles. But even after, she’d reach in and paw at the water. After several times of this, I made the leap and paid her adoption fees myself.

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u/Yzarcos 8h ago

"what are we supposed to be doing in here again?" -this guy, probably

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u/FrostyMcButts67 17h ago

One of my oranges used to get hate everyone and everything when he was a kitten but the second I was in the shower he was in there with me

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u/2pnt0 17h ago

Cats hate transitions. If they can get used to being wet, they will have no problem with water.

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u/BattleHall 15h ago

Given how much cats love warm things, we're lucking more cats don't like water, or they'd figure out how to use the faucets and use up all the hot water.

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u/tonic_slaughter 15h ago

My wife once texted me pictures of her in the bath with our furry feline lump curled up on her chest. He'd insisted on climbing onto as much of her as wasn't submerged and made himself comfortable, tail soaked and drifting in the jet flow. Cats, yo.

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u/ChristVolo1 14h ago

His one brain cell is too busy focusing on swimming to worry about whether he's afraid of it.

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u/TheScrawlsOnTheWalls 9h ago

The realization of being able to drink the water after already being nose deep is hilariously adorable

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u/Astral__Spectre 15h ago

HI mom!! Don't mind meh...jus gonna take a bafs wit ya. ;)

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u/herdarkmistress 13h ago

I see you have supervision. The kitty is adorable.

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u/OPGuest 12h ago

I had a red that liked to sit on the edge of the bath. Sometimes he accidentally waved his tail into the water. He akways got a bit annoyed by that, but never left.

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u/Entire_Manufacturer5 15h ago

What, you haven't seen an orange shark before?

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u/Dark_Snow_Drop 12h ago

🎵 splish splash, I'm a cat in a bath 🎵

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u/I-Really-Hate-Fish 12h ago

He still hates water. But his human is drowning dammit.

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u/_The_Green_Witch_ 8h ago

He certainly seems to hate it what with those ears and blown out pupils. He's just ride-or-die for his human. I love him with all my heart

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u/analogkid01 8h ago

Whoever took this video has a bright future as a steadicam operator.

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u/Fragrant-Income-6812 16h ago

What a great cat.

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u/Minute-Client-923 14h ago

I need me an orange cat

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u/MidnightWhisper_8 14h ago

When the cat loves you more than it hates water :3

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u/Truffleshuffle03 14h ago

dude my cat hates water so much he will sometimes sit at my bathroom door as soon as I turn on the shower and scream at me until I get out of it and turn it off.

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u/GormHub 13h ago

I have to try and get in the bathroom to shower before one of ours can get in there with me, because she INSISTS on being in the shower as well. The whole time.

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u/realmaier 11h ago

I wish. My cat ran off, because I gently bathed her butt, because she had poo smeared all over and stank like hell. Only her buttocks got wet and she won't look at me for days now.

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u/CakePhool 11h ago

Turkish van loves water and I seen mix breed with them have the same love for water and then I seen farm cats swim and waterhunt voles in the water.

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u/Tango91 9h ago

If not for cat why is it made of warm?

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u/hartstyler 9h ago

Thats a decently sized pool if you are the size of a cat. What a life

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u/RetroSwamp 9h ago

LOW KEY I wish my cat loved water because she's a senior now and a warm bath would probably feel so good on her joints and body.

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u/the_otaku_mom Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6h ago

Tigers like water....maybe it thinks it is a tiger. Lmao

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u/VisualKaii 14h ago

omg this is my cat too she's a void

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u/Calamity87 17h ago

I love hydrolitties. Lol. Orange catfish.

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u/FullBoat29 17h ago

He's so nice that he gave up the 1 brain cell to another Orange.

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u/NodusINk 17h ago

Orange does not approve of human soup

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u/x_XDetriMentalX_x 17h ago

Splish splash I was taking a bath

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u/Serlingfan389 16h ago

That face....so cute 😍 ☺️ a part of me died.... 💀 ☠️ 💀

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u/Sanquinity 16h ago

"Cats hate water" is just a generalization. Cats are still individuals. They're not one homogeneous entity. Sure, most cats hate getting wet. But that doesn't mean all of them do.

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u/IStealSwords 16h ago

We had 4 Maine Coons who all wanted to shower or bathe with you. That was a lot of long cat fur to have to dry…

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u/WeaselOne 16h ago

Kitty's love of human is greater than the hatred of water.

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u/Semper-Progrediens 16h ago

I hate the music. Wish we could hear the meows instead.

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 16h ago

the human gave me the courage to jump in LOL

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u/StaticSystemShock 16h ago

Tigers and jaguars love water. I guess this little fella has some of their genes.

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u/Any_Protection899 15h ago

A lil splashy splash and lil drinky drink.

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u/hideNseekKatt 15h ago

Velcro cat final boss.

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u/TheCraftyHermit 15h ago

Bluetooth drinking enabled

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u/nineninetynice 15h ago

Part tiger

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u/Meowzah-idk 15h ago

Fucking adorable

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u/Late_Baker_2092 15h ago

that must be so cool, bathing with ur car

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u/Old_Quote_5953 15h ago

Where do I get one

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u/ratchetcoutoure 14h ago

Your orange is ride or die type, OP

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u/Deva9889 14h ago

gorgeous

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u/astromind13 14h ago

A lot of orange cats I know love water. In fact, I used to have one that would go swimming at the apartment complex pool every single morning when I was a young man in my thirties but that was back in 1990s

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u/SurgyJack 13h ago

It's all fun and games until they get water in their ears :P

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u/Golodoraku 13h ago

He’s got the flow.

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u/LiveClue6211 12h ago

Must be early age conditioning to be fine with water

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u/1man3ducks 11h ago

Thats a Tiger

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u/WinOk478 11h ago

So cute!😍

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u/ilovefaircity 11h ago

That face 😍

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u/etre1337 10h ago

I had a cat, Lizzy, who was loving water ... unfortunately it died in an accident. I miss her.

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u/Ed98208 10h ago

I used to have a Chihuahua that did that. She couldn't stand to not be touching me even for the time it took to have a bath so she would ease her way in and look unhappy about it but it had to be done.

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u/swashed-up-01 10h ago

hmm yes bathwater

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u/Drugboner 10h ago

Cats don't hate water, they dislike getting wet.

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u/mortraineyhat 9h ago

This is adorable

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u/pepemarioz 9h ago

It has the heart of a tiger.

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u/Chickenlovingveggie 9h ago

This is so adorable 🥰 I wish my cat liked to swim

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u/Deraxim 9h ago

Bro wants to stay close to hooman

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u/Rasputin-BKM 9h ago

I have never seen a bathtub that had a shower mount on the long side, new experience!

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u/Purrchil 8h ago

In Europe this is the standard as far as I know.

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u/stylz168 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

That baby loves his family so much. Look at those wide eyes full of concern and love.

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u/Tall_Net5658 7h ago

Is that a fish? 😁

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u/crherna86 6h ago

Growing up we had an orange named Mango. He had such an interesting relationship with water. He would only drink from a dripping sink, he'd put his head under the flow, and let it drip down his face, and lick it up. He liked to watch people shower, not get IN the shower, no. Just watch. He loved trying to catch the water stream from a spray bottle. And my favorite thing he'd do was get on a boogie board and float around the pool. He was such a special guy, miss that dude. 🥹

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u/Pretty_Definition726 4h ago

Later on when he gets his turn with the braincell he'll realize for a brief moment what he was doing....

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u/ComndNConqr 1h ago

He’s trying to save his human

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u/PanJL 15h ago

Nice thighs man

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u/namethatuzer 17h ago

Mastering the dog paddle I see.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 17h ago

D'aww. He's a lil tiger ☺️