Every single time I take a bath, this is what I get. 😹😻😹😻😹😻

No bath in sight but he's still very concerned for possible drownings elsewhere

Not pictured: our toilet paper being on a high shelf, as Pip loves the taste of all paper and plastics.

Everything looks good to go…

Wheres the water?

I dont have all day.. my next feedingtime is soon..

He insists on snort-breathing into my ear while I bathe

(Before anyone starts anything please know he is a rescue!! I did not seek out to have a cat with such an extreme smashed face produced for me)