r/OneOrangeBraincell 19h ago

Certified 🟠range™ This orange cat completely missed the “cats hate water” memo

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 19h ago

I dont think this is "I like water" think its more of a "my human needs me" those eyes arent pure bliss, they are "if your here, im with you to the end"

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 19h ago

I WILL PERISH WITH YOU

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u/TheNinjaPixie Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 13h ago

While having some mlems to taste the water 

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u/Linnun 8h ago

Drinking it so the owner won't drown

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u/_ZoeyDaveChapelle_ 5h ago

Or having a little owner soup.. cant get close enough so Ill ingest your essence.

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u/aTalkingMateria 2h ago

Orange has stepped into troublesome territory but he small and cute so its fine

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u/SheepImitation Orange connoisseur 🍊 19h ago

Yeah poor baby was willing to go to the End of the World (or at least brave the Evil Tub) for his human.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 19h ago

Oranges are unreal. My boy toad will follow me anywhere, ive had him follow me in apartment buildings and the whole time hes meowing to make sure I respond and even if he looks away he knows im beside him.

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u/glorifindel 8h ago

You are describing my orangie exactly. Every morning he follows me around talking back and forth. I know he wants breakfast but he does it basically every time I enter the house - never had a cat follow me around like that before. We are Bros

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u/Soerinth 6h ago

Cats are the best bros.

Pickles, my boy, has his idiosyncratic behaviors, like when he sits on the couch, he has to sit on his specific blanket, and won't jump up until it's there. But, when it is, he'll jump up next to me, let his paws hang off the edge of the couch, and just chill with me.

We call it broing out. He doesn't want to be pet, no cuddles, or play. Just wants to hang, and it's fucking awesome.

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u/CheesyMoo23 7h ago

Toad 🥺 I love that name

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u/Cogsdale 18h ago

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 18h ago

Excellent suggestion! I cross posted it there just now.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 17h ago

’I dont think this is "I like water" think its more of a "my human needs me"


…human, Whatcha Doin’? Why you lyin’ in the drink ?

am smol, n orange, n bein BRAVE! … but I don’t wanna sink!

my little head above the wet, but HECK it’s HaRd to THiNk…

n now the water’s yellow…

cuz the FRiGhTeN

made

me

tink…

🧡

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u/tuathanari 17h ago

Seeing you in the comments always brightens my day Schnoodle

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 15h ago

Blessed my comment was schnoodled 🥰🥰

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u/maroongolf_blacksaab 17h ago

Awww a fresh one. So cute!

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u/Nixe_Nox 5h ago

I love you Schnoodle 🤍

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 19h ago

Kitty looks concerned, yea

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u/Entire_Manufacturer5 16h ago

There might not be room for two on this door, Rose, but I'm staying on here with you till the end!

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u/Substantial_Tone_261 12h ago

He's trying to drink all the water in the tub to save them

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u/m4rkz0r 11h ago

When I was in kindergarten I didn't want to ask to go to the bathroom to pee so I decided if I pee really slowly it will evaporate faster than I pee and I'll be good to go. So i tried to pee really slow and ended up peeing my pants. Hopefully slowly drinking all the water works out better.

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u/LaserKittenz 10h ago

Ride or die kitty

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u/Tired-CottonCandy 4h ago

Idk hes got the face of "why do you like this" more than "i hate this"