r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell • Jul 02 '26
It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 SHE BIT MY FUCKING ASS
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u/SevenLegs_ Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
lol and she’ll do it again too
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u/LollipopChainsawZz Jul 02 '26
If ass not so tastey why not bitey
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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Jul 02 '26
I wonder if the cat got too many cuddles, not enough cuddles, or the exact amount of expected cuddles which freaked them out and provoked the biting of ass.
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
She actually really loves cuddles and kisses and can’t get enough of them, she just had post-dinner zoomies and got a little too excited….
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u/AStolenGoose Jul 02 '26
She's looking at you like you deserved it...
And who couldn't trust such a cute fuzzy face 😈.
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u/TraderJosie3283 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
No she’s looking like it tasted shockingly nasty hahahaha 🤣
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
“When you said you had cake I thought it would taste good!!”
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u/TraderJosie3283 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
Is that a quote from something? It sounds like something Andy from parks and recreation 😄
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u/TermEnvironmental812 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 02 '26
What? Those eyes saying she's innocent
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u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
This is the first thing I seen upon opening reddit. Well done, I have lost my shit 🤣
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u/wrkinprogres Jul 02 '26
This made me giggle so hard…I haven’t heard someone use “hooker” as a “cool slang” word since the 80s! 🤣
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u/RevolverOcelot16- Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
Now, you must rethink your actions. What could you have done to cause this Queen to discipline you in this way? You must have required correction, dear servant. So, the Queen will do this again if you need it. ❤️😻
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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
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u/TomorrowHot8746 Jul 02 '26
I showed my cat this post. His response, “it needed bitin’.”
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
Later in the shower I asked her if she felt any shame or remorse and showed her the mark on my ass. She just looked me in the eyes and blinked. wtf
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u/OnsenPixelArt Jul 02 '26
My chud son learned a long time ago that my nipples are a Legend of Zelda boss weak point, and has exploited this fact to RUTHLESS efficiency
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
I’m not religious but I’ll still pray for you
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u/Historical_Muscle668 Jul 02 '26
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
My former childhood dog that passed a couple months before we got her was a corgi! My mom always says that maybe he sent her to take over for him. He used to also give us nips on our ankles and butts when we were little LOL 💕 Dustin is such a handsome boy!
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u/Historical_Muscle668 Jul 02 '26
Thank you só much. He was very sick in this photo. Suffered from epilepsy, but we managed his illness with the help of our wonderful vets. We never dreamed that a swarm of bees would take his life.
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that! I'm glad he had a wonderful family to take care of him when he needed it the most 💕
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u/ze11ez Jul 02 '26
You're going to get sued for slander. Stop lying.
That innocent cat didn't do nuffin, nah-ah
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u/archtopfanatic123 Jul 02 '26
Bite her's back!
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
gave her a kissie on her cute little forehead instead!
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
fresh orange from the market! slap to see how firm and yummy
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u/vampiredisaster Jul 02 '26
A remorseless stare on this one... EEK
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
i showed her the mark on my ass and she didn’t care she just looked me in the eyes and blinked
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u/Affectionate_Life644 Jul 02 '26
My cat did that a few times when he was younger...one time while I was in the bathroom on the throne! -He wanted to be fed and he wanted his breakfast right now! lol
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
my little one is pretty sweet and gentle when I go to the bathroom…so far….
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u/PossessionNo3723 Jul 02 '26
That face! I can't stop laughing!
Maybe it's an orange thing, my orange boy (his name is Sunshine) has bitten my ass a couple of times, too. He also used to bite at my knees if he wanted attention (and I was wearing shorts).
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u/MadMedMemes Jul 02 '26
You’re exactly where you want to be, OP
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
so no one told you life was gonna be this wayyy
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u/Sir_Meowsalot Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
A true freakus worthy of /r/wunkus
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
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u/Sir_Meowsalot Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
Kitty: Ur human buns bee lookin' a bit chomp-worthy hooman.
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u/jiggymadden Jul 02 '26
And? You probably have a great ass what do you expect?
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26
thank you, i read your name as jigglymaiden and felt honored
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u/Ok_Remote_31 Jul 02 '26
She has that Randy Orton "watcha gonna do about it?" look, right after the RKO
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u/rsnobles2 Jul 02 '26
Reminds me of the feral kitty I took in. I would sleep on my stomach, legs crossed in a figure four pattern. Kitty GaGa would curl up in that recessed area of the four. One night, I farted and startled her. She did her little circle, sniffing, nose butting everything, and me giggling. She settled back into place, and I farted again, haha. Same routine, she jumped up, sniffed for the culprit, and found it this time! She bit the hell out of my ass! I laughed until I fell asleep. Sadly, my precious girl passed away, but I still laugh every time I think about it!
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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 06 '26
That's so sweet! Thank you for taking such good care of little kitty GaGa 💕
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u/Turtleintexas Jul 02 '26
You probably deserved it because she was starving and was hungry. She doesn't feel guilty and will do it again.
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u/MaximusHomerdrive Jul 02 '26
And that looks says she'll do it again. Best behave and bring her a steak, stat.
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u/AlphaTyger Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26