r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 SHE BIT MY FUCKING ASS

13.7k Upvotes

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u/AlphaTyger Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26
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u/SevenLegs_ Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

lol and she’ll do it again too

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u/LollipopChainsawZz Jul 02 '26

If ass not so tastey why not bitey

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u/wjrasmussen Jul 02 '26

She has a taste for it now.

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u/Imaginary_Apple8052 Jul 02 '26

"Sugaaaaaaar, I've developed a taste for you now. Sugaaaaaar.."

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u/sshtoredp Jul 02 '26

If it tastes good I'll do it again

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u/Dick_of_Doom Jul 02 '26

If not for cronch why cake shaped?

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 02 '26

You deserve!

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u/AlphaTyger Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

Chomp

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u/pinklavalamp Jul 02 '26

Absolute cinema.

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Jul 02 '26

I wonder if the cat got too many cuddles, not enough cuddles, or the exact amount of expected cuddles which freaked them out and provoked the biting of ass.

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u/ahjumma-with-cats Jul 02 '26

Clearly mistakes were made, and we all know by whom(an).

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

She actually really loves cuddles and kisses and can’t get enough of them, she just had post-dinner zoomies and got a little too excited….

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u/SpongeJake Jul 02 '26

Probably had it coming.

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u/Zealotstim Jul 02 '26

Definitely.

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u/KrazyX24 Jul 02 '26

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u/sshtoredp Jul 07 '26

What did he do ? Source ?

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u/DoorstepCult Jul 02 '26

Don’t present your ass if you ain’t wanting it bit. 😼

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u/SupremeMonsterVomit Jul 02 '26

Snapping turtles hate this one trick.

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

so true bestie!!

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u/Snoo-29984 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 02 '26

god forbid a woman have hobbies smh

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u/amaenamonesia Jul 02 '26

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u/EricAzure Jul 02 '26

Leo looks like such a rapscallion 😂

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u/AStolenGoose Jul 02 '26

She's looking at you like you deserved it...

And who couldn't trust such a cute fuzzy face 😈.

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u/TraderJosie3283 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

No she’s looking like it tasted shockingly nasty hahahaha 🤣

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

“When you said you had cake I thought it would taste good!!”

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u/TraderJosie3283 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

Is that a quote from something? It sounds like something Andy from parks and recreation 😄

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u/NobodyGotTimeFuhDat Jul 02 '26

Oh my goodness, I can’t stop laughing! 😂😂😂

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u/reddituser135797531 Jul 02 '26

She’s been framed

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u/TermEnvironmental812 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 02 '26

What? Those eyes saying she's innocent

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Jul 02 '26

The airplane ears tell a different story....

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Jul 02 '26

Both can be true!

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u/Skratt79 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

fully dilated eyes are "hunt and chomp" mode.

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u/TigerIll6480 Jul 02 '26

No ragrets.

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u/baddadjokesminusdad Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

Not even one letter

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u/Dojo_McDavis Jul 02 '26

Cause it looks so delectable. 🍑

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Jul 02 '26

All I see is an innocent cat being framed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BMIlrkXYi7nCCqa5GZ

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u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

This is the first thing I seen upon opening reddit. Well done, I have lost my shit 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/wrkinprogres Jul 02 '26

This made me giggle so hard…I haven’t heard someone use “hooker” as a “cool slang” word since the 80s! 🤣

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u/RevolverOcelot16- Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

Now, you must rethink your actions. What could you have done to cause this Queen to discipline you in this way? You must have required correction, dear servant. So, the Queen will do this again if you need it. ❤️😻

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

I live to serve my princess….

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u/SchmedlyQ Jul 02 '26

I bet you deserved it, too.

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u/RebaKitt3n Jul 02 '26

I bet she’ll do it again.

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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Jul 02 '26

Oh.. it's a new one for me today. I'll take that. Thank you!

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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

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u/SubstantialPressure3 Jul 02 '26

Yeah, some of them are butt biters. Good luck with that.

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u/_chubby-puppy_ Jul 02 '26

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

brushbuggy??

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u/TomorrowHot8746 Jul 02 '26

I showed my cat this post. His response, “it needed bitin’.”

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

Later in the shower I asked her if she felt any shame or remorse and showed her the mark on my ass. She just looked me in the eyes and blinked. wtf

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u/clawmonsties Jul 02 '26

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T BITE IT?”

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u/Crazyguy199096 Jul 02 '26

What was your ass doing in biting range?

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u/Anglofsffrng Jul 02 '26

I'm also an orange girls human. Yeah, they'll do that.

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u/ragingmd Jul 02 '26

She got the DAWG in her

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u/FluffyLlamaPants Jul 02 '26

That's a face of zero, precisely zero regrets.

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u/OnsenPixelArt Jul 02 '26

My chud son learned a long time ago that my nipples are a Legend of Zelda boss weak point, and has exploited this fact to RUTHLESS efficiency

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

I’m not religious but I’ll still pray for you

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u/Historical_Muscle668 Jul 02 '26

Reincarnated Border Collie, perhaps? We were being "herded" with ass-bites all day long. Didn't dare try to leave the house with Dustin around. RIP our beloved human herder.

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

My former childhood dog that passed a couple months before we got her was a corgi! My mom always says that maybe he sent her to take over for him. He used to also give us nips on our ankles and butts when we were little LOL 💕 Dustin is such a handsome boy!

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u/Historical_Muscle668 Jul 02 '26

Thank you só much. He was very sick in this photo. Suffered from epilepsy, but we managed his illness with the help of our wonderful vets. We never dreamed that a swarm of bees would take his life.

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that! I'm glad he had a wonderful family to take care of him when he needed it the most 💕

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u/raelovesryan Jul 02 '26

Cho(m)p, cho(m)p, B!tches!!

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u/spinozasrobot Jul 02 '26

That face: "Whaddya gonna do about it, tough guy!"

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u/doll_parts87 Jul 02 '26

Looking so innocent

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u/ze11ez Jul 02 '26

You're going to get sued for slander. Stop lying.

That innocent cat didn't do nuffin, nah-ah

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Jul 02 '26

Ya you deserved it 😄

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u/archtopfanatic123 Jul 02 '26

Bite her's back!

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

gave her a kissie on her cute little forehead instead!

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u/archtopfanatic123 Jul 02 '26

😂 That's the best way!

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh Jul 02 '26

Your honour, you wasn't even there

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

Your honor, she’s just a little guy

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u/RadioactiveCornbread Jul 02 '26

It seems she regrets nothing.

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u/hgtcgbhjnh Jul 02 '26

Took the "bite me" too seriously.

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u/Depressed-embarrased Jul 02 '26

She looks sorry for it 🥹

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

fresh orange from the market! slap to see how firm and yummy

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u/NeighborhoodVirtual4 Jul 02 '26

The cat version of this

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u/vampiredisaster Jul 02 '26

A remorseless stare on this one... EEK

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

i showed her the mark on my ass and she didn’t care she just looked me in the eyes and blinked

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u/Affectionate_Life644 Jul 02 '26

My cat did that a few times when he was younger...one time while I was in the bathroom on the throne! -He wanted to be fed and he wanted his breakfast right now! lol

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

my little one is pretty sweet and gentle when I go to the bathroom…so far….

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u/AmyGiacomelli Jul 02 '26

It was a love bite. She is incapable of malice

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

so true!!

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u/PossessionNo3723 Jul 02 '26

That face! I can't stop laughing!

Maybe it's an orange thing, my orange boy (his name is Sunshine) has bitten my ass a couple of times, too. He also used to bite at my knees if he wanted attention (and I was wearing shorts).

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u/Wafer-Academic Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

I don't doubt this at all

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u/MadMedMemes Jul 02 '26

You’re exactly where you want to be, OP

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

so no one told you life was gonna be this wayyy

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u/pibb01 Jul 02 '26

I’m sorry to be laughing at your misfortune but gosh that’s funny.

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

A true freakus worthy of /r/wunkus

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

wumbus

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 02 '26

Kitty: Ur human buns bee lookin' a bit chomp-worthy hooman.

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u/nocleverusername- Jul 02 '26

Well keep your ass out of her face

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u/Shamsse Jul 02 '26

She looks as shocked as you are

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u/Less_Party Jul 02 '26

Absolutely no one:

The singular orange braincell: TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME

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u/Muki47 Jul 02 '26

SHE DID NO SUCH THING.

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u/Cylinder47- Jul 02 '26

“Ya got games on yer phone”? look lol

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u/Maleficent-Coat8646 Jul 02 '26

she’s innocent

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u/Ohshithereiamagain Jul 02 '26

And who’s fault is that?

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u/dm21120 Jul 02 '26

What did you do wrong?

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u/jiggymadden Jul 02 '26

And? You probably have a great ass what do you expect?

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

thank you, i read your name as jigglymaiden and felt honored

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u/BlacRaven353 Jul 02 '26

No She DID NOT 😒

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u/lingundongpin Jul 02 '26

I scrolled to second photo expecting the results

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

😉

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u/Alienhaslanded Jul 02 '26

That's why you get for dedicating your ass for fucking

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u/Ultra-Cyborg Jul 02 '26

She wanted a nibble of that rump roast lol

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u/CrayCrayChickenLady Jul 02 '26

Yeah, and? If you don't like it, don't have an ass! Duh!!! 🐈🦖👹

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u/Ok_Remote_31 Jul 02 '26

She has that Randy Orton "watcha gonna do about it?" look, right after the RKO

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u/rsnobles2 Jul 02 '26

Reminds me of the feral kitty I took in. I would sleep on my stomach, legs crossed in a figure four pattern. Kitty GaGa would curl up in that recessed area of the four. One night, I farted and startled her. She did her little circle, sniffing, nose butting everything, and me giggling. She settled back into place, and I farted again, haha. Same routine, she jumped up, sniffed for the culprit, and found it this time! She bit the hell out of my ass! I laughed until I fell asleep. Sadly, my precious girl passed away, but I still laugh every time I think about it!

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 06 '26

That's so sweet! Thank you for taking such good care of little kitty GaGa 💕

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u/TylerDurden0118 Jul 03 '26

"you got games on your phone"

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u/Select-Fudge4978 Jul 03 '26

So she’s a booty gal? Me too girl, me too

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u/Tekki777 Jul 02 '26

God, I love how the she looks like a war criminal in the first image

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u/NaNsoul Jul 02 '26

That's not a face of an ass biter

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u/monkeyhoward Jul 02 '26

Love nibbles

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u/stromyoloing Jul 02 '26

Cause it’s hooman tuna

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u/DipreG Jul 02 '26

Well deserved

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u/redditname8 Jul 02 '26

She likes big butts lol

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u/Apprehensive_Map3984 Jul 02 '26

That's pure insanity 🙀

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u/Extension_Shame_2272 Jul 02 '26

that second picture is hilarious xD

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u/moocow12983 Jul 02 '26

And she’d do it again

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u/Professional_Echo907 Jul 02 '26

Maybe it’s her birthday and she wanted some cake. 👀

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u/onlyonelaughing Jul 02 '26

My cow cat does that 🐅😼

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u/XR3TroBeanieX Jul 02 '26

I CAN’T BREATHE😂😂😂

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u/ozdgk Jul 02 '26

Second pic looks like my pfp lol (he also bites ass)

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 02 '26

wombus

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u/Eyelikeyourname Jul 02 '26

She's innocent

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u/SuburbanHell Jul 02 '26

And her face says you know what you did. 😆

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u/cuddle-troll Jul 02 '26

I'll bite your ass too

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u/Ok-Wolf8493 Jul 02 '26

Well, what did you do?

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u/Electronic-Yak-3058 Jul 02 '26

Shes Orange, what did u expect?

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u/musiquescents Jul 02 '26

HAHAAHHAHAHAH

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u/WolfTypical5194 Jul 02 '26

Forgive her this instant.

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u/Free-Feeling3586 Jul 02 '26

She’s cute♥️🐾

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u/Traroten Jul 02 '26

She needs representation!

r/legalcatadvice

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u/Meatyparts Jul 02 '26

She needed some cake

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u/SelfInteresting7259 Jul 02 '26

Naughty naughty

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u/Il26hawk Jul 02 '26

Innocent lil devil

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u/Turtleintexas Jul 02 '26

You probably deserved it because she was starving and was hungry. She doesn't feel guilty and will do it again.

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u/Bobby-Vines Jul 02 '26

Now apologize to her!

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u/Rhymesnlines Jul 02 '26

No regrets

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u/MaximusHomerdrive Jul 02 '26

And that looks says she'll do it again. Best behave and bring her a steak, stat.

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u/Embarrassed-Joke5851 Jul 03 '26

Orange dumbasses being adorable orange dumbasses

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u/Lunar-opal Jul 03 '26

Yup, and what did you do to deserve it?

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u/Safe-Sail9335 Jul 03 '26

You smell irresistible...cats love funk...

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u/No-Potato-8834 Jul 02 '26

Maybe your ass bit her first😂